Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A wife complains to her husband: "Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can't you do the same?" The husband: "Are you mad? I barely know that woman!" -- Edited by aussie_paul on Saturday 13th of July 2024 03:36:2...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Gundog · Gundog

What does a burnt pizza, pregnant woman and a frozen beer have in common ? . . . . . . . . . . A man who didn't take it out on time.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez la...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that".

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

FOUR old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown.They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...

rgren2 · rgren2

Socrates's thoughts on gossip.Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip.In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?...

Magnarc · Magnarc

What is the definition of a ball race? An old tomcat with ten yards start on the Vet.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman.After several years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his ent...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Great songs from the 1960's...updated for Grey Nomads...Remember these?........oldies for us oldies..... for those of us who can remember doing the 'LIMBO' as if it were yesteryear...er...yesterday...enjoy.1. On the Commode again. Willie Nelson.2. I am woman; hear me snore. Helen Reddy.3. I...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

BarberA guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"Again, the barber...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

rgren2 · rgren2

-- Edited by rgren2 on Monday 1st of July 2024 11:33:04 PM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	A wife complains.. (Preview) A wife complains to her husband: "Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can't you do the same?" The husband: "Are you mad? I barely know that woman!" -- Edited by aussie_paul on Saturday 13th of July 2024 03:36:2...	aussie_paul	0	297	03:35 PM Jul 13, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Moses (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	532	04:47 PM Jul 10, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Grandpa's knee (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	500	06:05 PM Jul 9, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Crows (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	9	1066	11:42 AM Jul 9, 2024 by Craig1
	Burnt Pizza (Preview) What does a burnt pizza, pregnant woman and a frozen beer have in common ? . . . . . . . . . . A man who didn't take it out on time.	Gundog	0	529	08:49 AM Jul 8, 2024 by Gundog
	Coffee.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	553	10:36 PM Jul 7, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Little Johny again. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	388	10:35 PM Jul 7, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Words.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	409	10:34 PM Jul 7, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A woman.. (Preview) A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez la...	aussie_paul	0	480	10:32 PM Jul 7, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Crock (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	1	454	10:09 PM Jul 7, 2024 by Brownie2
	Passenger Ship.. (Preview) From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that".	aussie_paul	0	633	06:04 PM Jul 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	FOUR old retired guys.. (Preview) FOUR old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown.They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...	aussie_paul	1	719	05:54 PM Jul 6, 2024 by Cupie
	Socrates (Preview) Socrates's thoughts on gossip.Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip.In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?...	rgren2	0	446	03:14 PM Jul 6, 2024 by rgren2
	Tomcat. (Preview) What is the definition of a ball race? An old tomcat with ten yards start on the Vet.	Magnarc	0	546	09:33 AM Jul 5, 2024 by Magnarc
	A nice, innocent Australian woman.. (Preview) A nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman.After several years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his ent...	aussie_paul	3	638	08:14 PM Jul 4, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Great songs.. (Preview) Great songs from the 1960's...updated for Grey Nomads...Remember these?........oldies for us oldies..... for those of us who can remember doing the 'LIMBO' as if it were yesteryear...er...yesterday...enjoy.1. On the Commode again. Willie Nelson.2. I am woman; hear me snore. Helen Reddy.3. I...	aussie_paul	0	529	08:02 PM Jul 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	My wife and I.. (Preview) My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He m...	aussie_paul	0	499	07:59 PM Jul 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Barber.. (Preview) BarberA guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"Again, the barber...	aussie_paul	0	505	07:48 PM Jul 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Librarian (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	1	602	09:02 AM Jul 4, 2024 by peter67
	Cold (Preview) -- Edited by rgren2 on Monday 1st of July 2024 11:33:04 PM	rgren2	0	692	10:57 PM Jul 1, 2024 by rgren2
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