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How I learned to mind my own business:
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I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, and all of the patients were shouting " 13... 13... 13.. The fence was to high to see over. But I saw a little gap in the planks , so I looked through to see what was going on. Some bloody idiot pocked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shoutin...
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A young woman..
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And another thing..
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Sick leave..
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Same sex..
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I don't care..
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Golf
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A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost.He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what Hole I'm on."She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."He thanked her and continued playing golf.Later, he got lost again.He saw the same lady an...
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5 year old girl
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A 5 year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked: "Grandma. how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroon and watch it all day long. The TV e...
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Todays Please explain cartoon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ_2QUu34V8&t=2s
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3 Men
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An Italian man said, 'Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.' The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate lo...
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Love this policeman. . . . .
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A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light.The driver is a real bastard, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer,demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.The motorist insta...
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As I grow older..
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Bobcat..
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Eggs..
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A little Political Humour..
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GREENS SENATOR, SARAH HANSON-YOUNG, IS TOURING LIVE CATTLE EXPORT YARDS IN THE SENATOR'S CHAUFFEUR DRIVEN CAR.SUDDENLY A COW JUMPS OUT INTO THE ROAD;THEY HIT IT FULL ON AND THE CAR COMES TO A STOP. SARAH IN HER USUAL JAUNTY MANNER, SAYSTO THE CHAUFFEUR "YOU GET OUT AND CHECK - YOU WERE DRIVING."THE CH...
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Pretty true..
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Priceless..
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Should I Really Join Facebook? (Priceless) From an old geyser. Read it all the way through! It's a good laugh! AND reallyquite true!! A good laugh for people in the over-65 age group!!!When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone...
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Electric Car
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Straw
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Green power..
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