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Possum3 · Possum3

Ethel married Tom and had five kids. Tom passed away. Ethel then married Dick and had another four kids. Dick passed away. Ethel then married Harry and had another six kids. Harry passed away, as did Ethel shortly after. At Ethels gravesite Mavis said to Ivy: Oh, how lovely! Together at last! Who? Ethe...

rgren2 · rgren2

Dad and Dave went fishing. While waiting for the fish to start biting, Dave says to Dad "I think I'm going to divorce Mabel. She hasn't spoken to me for in 3 months." After a while Dad says to Dave " You better think it over for a bit Dave, women like that are hard to find."

Possum3 · Possum3

A couple were holidaying overseas. They wanted to bring home a special present for their granddaughter. They went into a fancy shop and were looking around for a nice piece of clothing. They couldn't decide which one to pick so asked the salesman for some help. "If you were buying a jacket for your girl...

Possum3 · Possum3

A married couple were holidaying in China. They decided to go out to dinner at a nice restaurant. After finishing their main meal they cracked open their fortune cookies. The woman's read: "Be quiet for a little while". The husband's read: "Talk while you have a chance".

Possum3 · Possum3

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. One day, the wife completely forgets that her 10-year-old boy was home and unaware that he was hiding in her bedroom closet. The husband comes home unexpectedly and she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Its dark...

Possum3 · Possum3

Ahead of his 50th wedding anniversary, Melvin decides to surprise his wife with a very special gift. He goes to the shopping centre and heads into the lingerie store. Realising hes never seen his wife in lingerie in all the years theyve been married, he decides to buy some as a way of making her feel youn...

Spook · Spook

There was a power failure in a Dublin Department Store last week and three hundred people were stranded on the escalators for more than two hours. OLeary, your glass is empty, will you be having another one? And what would I be doing with two empty glasses? OLeary replied. Young Teresa came home with so...

Paintar · Paintar

While installing a new door, I found that one of the hinges was missing. So, I asked my wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the Manager was fin...

Possum3 · Possum3

Just a reminder that all Coles stores will be closed today, so that both cashiers can have a Holiday and spend some time with their families..

Possum3 · Possum3

A man came home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. "Where are you going?" the surprised husband asks. "To Las Vegas," the woman exclaims. "I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!" The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing hi...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman walks into a fancy and very expensive jewellery store. She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond necklace. Curious, she walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to take a closer look, she accidentally and unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously and hopes t...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man named Alan takes his blind date Molly to the carnival for some fun. Theres plenty of games, rides and attractions and Alan is curious to know what his date wants to do. I want to get weighed, Molly says. Alan takes her to the carnival games and attempts to guess her weight at the weight-guessing game...

Possum3 · Possum3

An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas. Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work. They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man goes to the local supermarket one day to pick up some bread and milk when he notices an attractive woman waving at him. The man is taken aback because the woman is so beautiful and he cant figure out where hes seen her before. Curious, he walks up to the lady and asks her how she knows him. Oh, she replie...

rgren2 · rgren2

Carefree are replacing tampon strings with tinsel, but only for the Christmas period.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Does anyone speak Russian.....?...this facial recognition gizmo protects a husbands interests, like chastity belts of Olde......Lmao...Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

We really are a couth lot...it's a gift for many......Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven. Before theyre allowed to enter the gates, theyre greeted by Saint Peter. He tells them there are rules before he allows them into heaven. In order to get in to heaven you must each produce something that represents Christmas and the holiday season. The fi...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

As a single mom, I was shopping at the local supermarket-where I selected : A carton of 2L skim milk, a carton of eggs, carton of orange juice. a head of lettuce, small tin of decaf coffee and 500g bacon...... As I was unloading my items on the checkout conveyor belt, a grossly inebriated gentleman sta...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Lots of kids. (Preview) Ethel married Tom and had five kids. Tom passed away. Ethel then married Dick and had another four kids. Dick passed away. Ethel then married Harry and had another six kids. Harry passed away, as did Ethel shortly after. At Ethels gravesite Mavis said to Ivy: Oh, how lovely! Together at last! Who? Ethe...	Possum3	0	652	05:17 PM Dec 30, 2018 by Possum3
	Dad and Dave (Preview) Dad and Dave went fishing. While waiting for the fish to start biting, Dave says to Dad "I think I'm going to divorce Mabel. She hasn't spoken to me for in 3 months." After a while Dad says to Dave " You better think it over for a bit Dave, women like that are hard to find."	rgren2	0	700	01:28 PM Dec 30, 2018 by rgren2
	Jacket present. (Preview) A couple were holidaying overseas. They wanted to bring home a special present for their granddaughter. They went into a fancy shop and were looking around for a nice piece of clothing. They couldn't decide which one to pick so asked the salesman for some help. "If you were buying a jacket for your girl...	Possum3	0	576	11:32 AM Dec 30, 2018 by Possum3
	Fortune cookie. (Preview) A married couple were holidaying in China. They decided to go out to dinner at a nice restaurant. After finishing their main meal they cracked open their fortune cookies. The woman's read: "Be quiet for a little while". The husband's read: "Talk while you have a chance".	Possum3	0	700	05:54 PM Dec 29, 2018 by Possum3
	How much? (Preview) A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. One day, the wife completely forgets that her 10-year-old boy was home and unaware that he was hiding in her bedroom closet. The husband comes home unexpectedly and she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Its dark...	Possum3	0	633	04:44 PM Dec 29, 2018 by Possum3
	Negligee surpise gift. (Preview) Ahead of his 50th wedding anniversary, Melvin decides to surprise his wife with a very special gift. He goes to the shopping centre and heads into the lingerie store. Realising hes never seen his wife in lingerie in all the years theyve been married, he decides to buy some as a way of making her feel youn...	Possum3	0	751	02:19 PM Dec 29, 2018 by Possum3
	Top o' the Mornin'. (Preview) There was a power failure in a Dublin Department Store last week and three hundred people were stranded on the escalators for more than two hours. OLeary, your glass is empty, will you be having another one? And what would I be doing with two empty glasses? OLeary replied. Young Teresa came home with so...	Spook	0	693	09:12 AM Dec 29, 2018 by Spook
	You wanna screw for it (Preview) While installing a new door, I found that one of the hinges was missing. So, I asked my wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the Manager was fin...	Paintar	0	735	10:32 PM Dec 28, 2018 by Paintar
	Store Closed (Preview) Just a reminder that all Coles stores will be closed today, so that both cashiers can have a Holiday and spend some time with their families..	Possum3	6	1043	04:38 PM Dec 28, 2018 by LLD
	That much? (Preview) A man came home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. "Where are you going?" the surprised husband asks. "To Las Vegas," the woman exclaims. "I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!" The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing hi...	Possum3	0	731	11:40 AM Dec 28, 2018 by Possum3
	Jewelry store. (Preview) A woman walks into a fancy and very expensive jewellery store. She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond necklace. Curious, she walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to take a closer look, she accidentally and unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously and hopes t...	Possum3	0	707	10:38 AM Dec 28, 2018 by Possum3
	Molly. (Preview) A man named Alan takes his blind date Molly to the carnival for some fun. Theres plenty of games, rides and attractions and Alan is curious to know what his date wants to do. I want to get weighed, Molly says. Alan takes her to the carnival games and attempts to guess her weight at the weight-guessing game...	Possum3	1	861	08:32 AM Dec 28, 2018 by Blues Man
	Seniors Wedding. (Preview) An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas. Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work. They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally...	Possum3	1	815	08:30 AM Dec 28, 2018 by Blues Man
	Beautiful woman (Preview) A man goes to the local supermarket one day to pick up some bread and milk when he notices an attractive woman waving at him. The man is taken aback because the woman is so beautiful and he cant figure out where hes seen her before. Curious, he walks up to the lady and asks her how she knows him. Oh, she replie...	Possum3	0	780	10:02 PM Dec 26, 2018 by Possum3
	Replacement (Preview) Carefree are replacing tampon strings with tinsel, but only for the Christmas period.	rgren2	0	949	04:32 PM Dec 26, 2018 by rgren2
	Facial Recognition...ideal for Husbands...short MP4 video.. (Preview) Does anyone speak Russian.....?...this facial recognition gizmo protects a husbands interests, like chastity belts of Olde......Lmao...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	4	930	01:24 PM Dec 26, 2018 by Tony Bev
	Xmas Day...in Typical Aussie Couth Style...short MP4 video (Preview) We really are a couth lot...it's a gift for many......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	667	08:30 PM Dec 24, 2018 by Tony Bev
	Merry Christmas to all. (Preview) Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven. Before theyre allowed to enter the gates, theyre greeted by Saint Peter. He tells them there are rules before he allows them into heaven. In order to get in to heaven you must each produce something that represents Christmas and the holiday season. The fi...	Possum3	0	549	10:40 AM Dec 24, 2018 by Possum3
	Never question a thoroughly inebriated Gentleman..... (Preview) As a single mom, I was shopping at the local supermarket-where I selected : A carton of 2L skim milk, a carton of eggs, carton of orange juice. a head of lettuce, small tin of decaf coffee and 500g bacon...... As I was unloading my items on the checkout conveyor belt, a grossly inebriated gentleman sta...	Goldfinger	0	1099	06:46 PM Dec 23, 2018 by Goldfinger
	Always be wary of catching blind mullets when fishing....hard to fillet and they taste like shxx.... (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	683	06:25 PM Dec 23, 2018 by Goldfinger
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