Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

An old man was surprised when his gorgeous, young female neighbour knocked on his door one evening. As soon as he opened the door, she blurted out, I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, go out for some drinks and spend the night with someone. Are you doing anything tonight? With a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was wor...

fwdoz · fwdoz

There's been a bad accident at my local Indian restaurant. Hope to god the chef pulls through. The last I heard he'd slipped into a korma.

Craig1 · Craig1

AAT members are to get an ALL inclusive 3 day junket on the Gold Coast, HALF A MILLION DOLLARS cost, paid for by the rest of us. Just joking about the junket bit.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Barb was lying in bed one night. Larry was falling asleep butBarb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to getback to sleep.A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kis...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Paintar · Paintar

Ethel checked into a Motel on her 65th Birthday, she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age so decided to risk an adventure. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad f...

Possum3 · Possum3

Tom and Jess got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, Jess immediately phoned her mother. How was the honeymoon, dear? her mother asked. Oh, mum, Jess replied, the honeymoon was wonderful so romantic. Then Jess burst into tears. But, as soon as we returned home Tom started using t...

Possum3 · Possum3

Husband: My wife of 15 years is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Police: Height? Husband: Im not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Police: Weight? Husband: Dont know. Not slim, not really fat. Police: Colour of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. P...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down thehalls in a nursing home. As she ran, she would flip up the hem of hernightgown and say "Supersex." She ran up to an elderly man in awheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and final...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barelysee over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came tomajor crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went onthrough.The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losingit. I could have sworn we jus...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Vernon, Ijust heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way onI-25. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Vernon, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years,they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, theiractivities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to playcards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other andsaid, "Now don't get mad...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

67HR · 67HR

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammerer's Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said; "If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering, I w...

reglynn · reglynn

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show ina small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going throughhis customary dumb-blonde jokes.Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and startsshouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid b...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Are you doing anything tonight?” (Preview) An old man was surprised when his gorgeous, young female neighbour knocked on his door one evening. As soon as he opened the door, she blurted out, I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, go out for some drinks and spend the night with someone. Are you doing anything tonight? With a...	Possum3	0	913	10:51 PM May 5, 2018 by Possum3
	Mr. Clark's case.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1031	07:01 AM May 5, 2018 by Blues Man
	LOST IT ALL.. (Preview) I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was wor...	aussie_paul	1	911	07:00 AM May 5, 2018 by Blues Man
	Restaurant Accident (Preview) There's been a bad accident at my local Indian restaurant. Hope to god the chef pulls through. The last I heard he'd slipped into a korma.	fwdoz	1	1189	06:55 AM May 5, 2018 by Blues Man
	HAPPY HOLIDAYS ON THE REST OF AUSTRALIA (Preview) AAT members are to get an ALL inclusive 3 day junket on the Gold Coast, HALF A MILLION DOLLARS cost, paid for by the rest of us. Just joking about the junket bit.	Craig1	0	985	10:05 PM May 4, 2018 by Craig1
	The dentist.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	833	05:04 PM May 4, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Ain't it true... (Preview) Barb was lying in bed one night. Larry was falling asleep butBarb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to getback to sleep.A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kis...	aussie_paul	2	1133	09:35 AM May 4, 2018 by grahos
	What I have learned (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1124	09:33 AM May 4, 2018 by grahos
	Tender Tony (Preview) Ethel checked into a Motel on her 65th Birthday, she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age so decided to risk an adventure. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad f...	Paintar	1	1031	06:21 PM May 3, 2018 by Blues Man
	The Honeymoon is over. (Preview) Tom and Jess got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, Jess immediately phoned her mother. How was the honeymoon, dear? her mother asked. Oh, mum, Jess replied, the honeymoon was wonderful so romantic. Then Jess burst into tears. But, as soon as we returned home Tom started using t...	Possum3	1	978	06:36 AM May 3, 2018 by Blues Man
	Missing Wife (Preview) Husband: My wife of 15 years is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Police: Height? Husband: Im not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Police: Weight? Husband: Dont know. Not slim, not really fat. Police: Colour of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. P...	Possum3	1	1146	06:34 AM May 3, 2018 by Blues Man
	Supersex...... (Preview) A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down thehalls in a nursing home. As she ran, she would flip up the hem of hernightgown and say "Supersex." She ran up to an elderly man in awheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and final...	aussie_paul	1	1028	01:11 PM May 2, 2018 by Blues Man
	Two elderly women... (Preview) Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barelysee over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came tomajor crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went onthrough.The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losingit. I could have sworn we jus...	aussie_paul	0	849	12:38 PM May 2, 2018 by aussie_paul
	SENIOR DRIVING (Preview) As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Vernon, Ijust heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way onI-25. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Vernon, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"...	aussie_paul	0	895	12:28 PM May 2, 2018 by aussie_paul
	OLD FRIENDS (Preview) Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years,they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, theiractivities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to playcards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other andsaid, "Now don't get mad...	aussie_paul	0	1044	12:26 PM May 2, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Good job (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	1259	10:32 PM May 1, 2018 by Woody n Sue
	An accountant (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	684	10:31 PM May 1, 2018 by Woody n Sue
	The Irish (Preview) A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammerer's Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said; "If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering, I w...	67HR	5	1577	08:36 AM Apr 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	Ventriloquist (Preview) A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show ina small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going throughhis customary dumb-blonde jokes.Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and startsshouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid b...	reglynn	1	715	08:32 AM Apr 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	Johno strikes again (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1095	08:30 AM Apr 30, 2018 by Blues Man
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