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Wrong again
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A woman returned from a fishing trip with her husband, who refused to speak to her the whole ride back. When they got home, she shared her troubles with a neighbour. I did everything wrong again, she said. I talked too loudly, I used the wrong bait, I reeled in to soon and I caught more than he did.
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Compliment.
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A thirsty man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Suddenly he hears someone say: Hey! Nice tie! The man looks around to see who complimented him, but he couldnt see anyone. Hey! Nice shirt! Again, the man looks around but still cant see anyone. Hey! Nice suit! The man then called the bartender over to ask i...
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Warning the f word is mentioned. Message from Australians to Australian Parliament
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https://youtu.be/m0ufUSVSyUc
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Lesley F
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DNA Test.
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A mother thinks there is something strange about her son so she has a DNA test done in secret. After a long, nervous few days of waiting, the results finally come back. She is shocked to find out that her son is not actually related to her or her husband at all. With a heavy heart, she approaches her husban...
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lol...
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aussie_paul
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Rye Bread..
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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he eats to have so much energy.The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye brea...
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Ageing - Brilliant!!!!!
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERSYOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THEWAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH ANEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA,WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.SUDDENL...
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lol...
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Deaf Couple.
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A deaf couple check into a hotel very late at night and, after moving into their assigned room, they fall straight into bed. In the middle of the night, the woman has a headache so she goes to the bathroom for aspirin. But after struggling to find any she remembers she left them in the car and, afraid to go o...
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Relief
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A man walk in to the the chemist with raised hand :The chemist ask:hand cream?No , five Viagra tablets.Five woman I have a date today.Next day a man turn up again hand in the air.The chemist say: I know ,five Viagra.No. The man says,Hand cream. None of the women turned up.
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Sneeze.
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A man and woman are sitting beside each other on a flight across the world. The woman suddenly sneezes, takes out a tissue, and wipes her nose before visibly shuddering for about ten seconds. A few minutes later, the woman sneezes again. Once more, she takes a tissue, wipes her nose and shudders. A few m...
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Strip club
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Johns wife thinks that hes pushing himself too hard, so she decides to take him to a city strip club for his birthday. The doorman at the club greets the pair and says: Hello John! Welcome back! His wife is confused and asks if hes been to this club before. Oh no sweetheart, says John. Hes just on my golf tea...
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Injuns
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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would le...
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Friendship.
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Friendship between Women A woman doesn't come home one night. Next morning, she tells her husband she stayed over at a girlfriend's place. The husband rings ten of her best friends and not one of them knew anything about it. Friendship between men. A man doesn't come home one night. Next morning, he te...
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Fluctuations
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I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was very irritated .. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it chang...
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Paintar
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Wrecked the Tractor.
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A boy overturned his fathers tractor. The farmer who lived next door saw what happened so he went over to the boy and said: Hey son, dont worry about that. Come over and have dinner with us and Ill help you get the tractor up later. Thats really nice of you, the boy replied. But I dont think my dad would like m...
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Still funny oldies...not intended to be discriminatory...
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his motherasks why he replys. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all thelittle white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Momsays "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again ."What's wrong today T...
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Seen on the back of a city bus in Germany....
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could be useful in Canberra at the moment !!! K.J.
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MAN RULES
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AT LAST A BLOKE HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE... NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S...
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The top ten jokes at the Edinburgh fringe were:
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1. Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day Adam Rowe 2. I had a job drilling holes for water it was well boring Leo Kearse 3. I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I dont pay it back, Im going to get repossessed Olaf Falafel 4. In my la...
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