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Some funnies...
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Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Wednesday 19th of December 2018 10:49:59 AM
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You know this is true........Aston Martin Pre-Owned Advert...
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Mick & Paddy.
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Paddy says to Mick "I'm getting circumcised tomorrow" Mick replies "I had it done when I was a little baby". Paddy asks "Did it hurt" Mick says "I can't remember it much, but it took me a year to walk".
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Irish Confessional.
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A married Irishman is filled with regret after coming very close to cheating on his wife. He decides to make a confession at the local churchs confessional. I almost had an affair with another woman, he tells the priest. Confused, the priest pauses for a moment and replies: What do you mean almost? Wel...
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We were all afraid this would happen.....
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Back to coal..its safer....Hoo Roo
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Road Rage..very short MP4 video..
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Quick thinking on his feet...or cane.....Hoo Roo
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Taxi.
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A man hails a taxi and gets into a yellow cab. To the airport please, he says. The trip is going fine until the passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Frightened, the driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on a footpath and stops centimetres away fro...
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Dog caught a rabbit
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A man gets home one morning and finds his dog laying on a porch covered in snow and mud with a rabbit in his mouth. The dog is not bloody, just dirty. The man realises his neighbour raises rabbits for special rabbit shows and has several blue-ribbon winners in his possession. He instantly knows the rabbi...
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A few more smiles....
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A few more smiles...I hope...Hoo Roo
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Santa may come twice this year.......
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Bugger Rudolph,..this is way more fun......Hoo Roo
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The dentist
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A woman books an appointment with her dentist after noticing one of her teeth hurts every time she eats. When she arrives, the dentist asks her to sit in the chair so he can investigate whats happening. The woman sits down and the dentist asks her to open her mouth. Open wider, he says. The woman opens her...
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:) :)
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Gday... cheers - John -- Edited by rockylizard on Sunday 16th of December 2018 08:11:14 PM
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As I get Older...
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No arguing,...just visual convincing...seems to be effective...very short MP4 video
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Camelot & the Chastity Belt
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King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Me...
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Three Nuns
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During a baseball game, three men were sitting directly behind three nuns. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, th...
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A few of life's observations...
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Friday funnies
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I went to the bottlo Monday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jim Beam and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Jim Beam before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, becaus...
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Pretty much sums it up . Still no employment
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Well theres packing the shelves at Woolies . A job is a job !!
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The banjo player
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A banjo player and his wife were awoken at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud knocking on the door. The banjo player got up, went to the door and found a ukulele player standing in the pouring rain. "I need a push", said the ukulele player. "Not a chance", said the banjo player, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning...
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