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Cenosilicaphobia
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Doing for Easter...
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Scales.
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She had The winning raffle ticket
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Woody n Sue
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Good Idea
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Old geezers..
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An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't kno...
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Voted Best Scottish Short Joke
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Voted Best Scottish Short Joke A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dee ye hev any books on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back! Aussie Paul.
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Mystery of the Universe
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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk abou...
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7 degrees of blond
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Nice Work
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Mickey Mouse
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Mr Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts Mickey Mouse! This startles the would be assassin and he is captured. Later, the secret service agents supervisor takes him...
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Special Timbers.
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An old blind guy goes for a job at a lumberyard. During the interview, the owner says, You're blind, how can you possibly tell one piece of wood from another? The blind guy responds that he can tell you everything you need to know about wood by its smell. So the owner decides to test him and sends a worker o...
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Lion Hunting.
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Two friends had gone hunting. Ahead they saw a lion. The first man shot and missed but the lion had not realized where the men were. The second guy shot too. He missed too. This time the lion realized the place of the men and moved towards them. One of the men immediately took off his boots and put on spor...
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Raw Prawn
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I was sat in a restaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn ****tail. I looked round and this bloke shouts "That's just for starters!"
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Grandpa.
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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole. The grandfather replies, I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little h...
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God vs Satan
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In the beginning, God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, combined with an abundance of green, yellow and red vegetables. He did this so that Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.Then, using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Whip and Ice Cream. And Satan sa...
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Heart Condition
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One day Nick's wife asked him "What will he do if she were to die". Nick replied "I'll also die". She asked him "Why?" Nick replied "Well, you know I have a heart condition and most likely I would not be able to tolerate that much happiness".
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Golf
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Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says "What did I do wrong?" The pro says "Loft".The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro "What did I do wrong?" The pro says "Loft".The third guy tees off and...
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Wedding
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At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful, young, blonde woman carrying a child. She started walking slowly t...
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"Poultry Farmer"
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Yep ! A Prostitute's Tax Return... A woman walks into a Kalgoorlie accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address etc. And then asks, "What's your occupation?" "I'm a pr...
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