Just Joking

fwdoz · fwdoz

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walki...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A retired older couple returned to a Cadillac dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been keen on buying to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini-skirt and a halter top.The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply "Young man, I thought you said you would hold...

fwdoz · fwdoz

One day a woman decided to gather up all of her old clothes that she no longer wore and donate them. She got them all bagged up, walked into the living room where her husband was watching TV and said "Look at this! I'm going to donate all of these old clothes!" The husband replied "Why don't you just thrown t...

Possum3 · Possum3

The Russian maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was inclined to refuse but decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, "Now Anna; why do you want more pay?" ... Anna: "Well, Ma'am, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first reason is that I am cleaning better than you." Wife: "Who said you...

rgren2 · rgren2

Joe goes into a bar on his way home. He sits down next to an attractive young blonde to watch the news on the TV. The news was just coming on and they were covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Joe and said:"Do you think he'll jump?"Joe said: "You kn...

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing as well as they want to so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the professional sees his swing, he says, No, no, no. Youre gripping the club way too hard! Well, what should I do? the man asks. T...

Possum3 · Possum3

Passengers on an airplane were enjoying their flight until they heard an announcement from the captain. "Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean," he said. The passengers were obviously very worried about the si...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbour and asks for help with her problem. The neighbour says, Oh thats easy! All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they wil...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Magnarc · Magnarc

"Do not touch" Would be one of the scariest things to read in braille. During labour a woman can almost imagine what a man feels when he has a cold. "Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you". Its ok to disagree with me, I can't force you to be right. Arguing with a woman is like readin...

Possum3 · Possum3

An aeroplane gets into difficulty and the passengers begin to worry that it is going to crash. One female passenger jumps out of her seat and shouts: "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She then removes all her clothing and asks: "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to mak...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

fwdoz · fwdoz

My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion. He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

Possum3 · Possum3

A little girl and boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said: Hey Bobby, do you want to play house?. Sure, he replied, what do you want me to do?. I want you to communicate, little Susie replied. That word is too big. I have no idea what it means, Bobby said. The little girl smirked and said, pe...

rgren2 · rgren2

The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner.Here's a little known fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends.The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 194...

fwdoz · fwdoz

THIS IS NOT A SCAM. If you're 18 or older and you looking to receive $300 to $800 a week. Go get a bloody job.

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	The funeral procession (Preview) A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walki...	fwdoz	0	552	04:17 PM Jul 20, 2018 by fwdoz
	The car salesman (Preview) A retired older couple returned to a Cadillac dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been keen on buying to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini-skirt and a halter top.The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply "Young man, I thought you said you would hold...	fwdoz	0	558	04:09 PM Jul 20, 2018 by fwdoz
	Donating old clothes (Preview) One day a woman decided to gather up all of her old clothes that she no longer wore and donate them. She got them all bagged up, walked into the living room where her husband was watching TV and said "Look at this! I'm going to donate all of these old clothes!" The husband replied "Why don't you just thrown t...	fwdoz	0	622	04:02 PM Jul 20, 2018 by fwdoz
	Russian Maid. (Preview) The Russian maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was inclined to refuse but decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, "Now Anna; why do you want more pay?" ... Anna: "Well, Ma'am, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first reason is that I am cleaning better than you." Wife: "Who said you...	Possum3	2	851	07:22 AM Jul 20, 2018 by Blues Man
	The blonde (Preview) Joe goes into a bar on his way home. He sits down next to an attractive young blonde to watch the news on the TV. The news was just coming on and they were covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Joe and said:"Do you think he'll jump?"Joe said: "You kn...	rgren2	2	707	07:20 AM Jul 20, 2018 by Blues Man
	Golfing couple. (Preview) A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing as well as they want to so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the professional sees his swing, he says, No, no, no. Youre gripping the club way too hard! Well, what should I do? the man asks. T...	Possum3	2	781	07:33 PM Jul 19, 2018 by JA2340
	Plane crash. (Preview) Passengers on an airplane were enjoying their flight until they heard an announcement from the captain. "Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean," he said. The passengers were obviously very worried about the si...	Possum3	0	649	11:38 AM Jul 19, 2018 by Possum3
	BBQ (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	933	04:45 PM Jul 18, 2018 by Aus-Kiwi
	Your'e drunk... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1029	01:46 PM Jul 18, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Gardening (Preview) A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbour and asks for help with her problem. The neighbour says, Oh thats easy! All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they wil...	Possum3	1	801	06:57 AM Jul 18, 2018 by Blues Man
	Climate change????? (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	780	06:32 PM Jul 17, 2018 by Kaid
	Why yellow ? (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	4	894	09:29 PM Jul 16, 2018 by Kaid
	Truisms (Preview) "Do not touch" Would be one of the scariest things to read in braille. During labour a woman can almost imagine what a man feels when he has a cold. "Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you". Its ok to disagree with me, I can't force you to be right. Arguing with a woman is like readin...	Magnarc	2	898	08:14 PM Jul 16, 2018 by JA2340
	A real woman. (Preview) An aeroplane gets into difficulty and the passengers begin to worry that it is going to crash. One female passenger jumps out of her seat and shouts: "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She then removes all her clothing and asks: "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to mak...	Possum3	0	864	11:10 AM Jul 16, 2018 by Possum3
	Piercings... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	806	08:10 AM Jul 16, 2018 by Blues Man
	lol... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	707	08:08 AM Jul 16, 2018 by Blues Man
	The local drug dealer (Preview) My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion. He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.	fwdoz	3	707	05:10 PM Jul 15, 2018 by fwdoz
	Kids. (Preview) A little girl and boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said: Hey Bobby, do you want to play house?. Sure, he replied, what do you want me to do?. I want you to communicate, little Susie replied. That word is too big. I have no idea what it means, Bobby said. The little girl smirked and said, pe...	Possum3	0	705	04:32 PM Jul 15, 2018 by Possum3
	Automotive Airconditioners (Preview) The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner.Here's a little known fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends.The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 194...	rgren2	2	833	12:20 AM Jul 15, 2018 by Aus-Kiwi
	This is not a scam (Preview) THIS IS NOT A SCAM. If you're 18 or older and you looking to receive $300 to $800 a week. Go get a bloody job.	fwdoz	1	725	09:02 AM Jul 14, 2018 by Blues Man
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