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Goldfinger · Goldfinger

We really are a couth lot...it's a gift for many......Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven. Before theyre allowed to enter the gates, theyre greeted by Saint Peter. He tells them there are rules before he allows them into heaven. In order to get in to heaven you must each produce something that represents Christmas and the holiday season. The fi...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

As a single mom, I was shopping at the local supermarket-where I selected : A carton of 2L skim milk, a carton of eggs, carton of orange juice. a head of lettuce, small tin of decaf coffee and 500g bacon...... As I was unloading my items on the checkout conveyor belt, a grossly inebriated gentleman sta...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

This experiment really works. Too see who loves you the most; Put your spouse and your dog in the boot of your car. After an hour, open the boot. Who's happy to see you?

Paintar · Paintar

A wealthy benefactor to a Testicle Disorder Hospital was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly...

Possum3 · Possum3

As Christmas is just around the corner be very careful on the roads. A lot of men will be drinking heavily, And their wives will be driving. Have a Happy and Safe Christmas everyone, Possum.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman was in court regarding her pending divorce. Trying to sort everything out, the judge asked her a series of questions. What are the grounds for your divorce? he asked. About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a lake running by. No, the judge replied. I mean what are...

fwdoz · fwdoz

At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer. Little Boy "But I don't know how to pray". Dad says "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc". Little Boy says "Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

...it helps if you're Irish....I am, by the way....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

Possum3 · Possum3

Paddy says to Mick, "I'm getting a Labrador dog tomorrow" Mick says, "I wouldn't do that, have you seen how many of their owners go Feckin Blind".

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Wednesday 19th of December 2018 10:49:59 AM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

Paddy says to Mick "I'm getting circumcised tomorrow" Mick replies "I had it done when I was a little baby". Paddy asks "Did it hurt" Mick says "I can't remember it much, but it took me a year to walk".

Possum3 · Possum3

A married Irishman is filled with regret after coming very close to cheating on his wife. He decides to make a confession at the local churchs confessional. I almost had an affair with another woman, he tells the priest. Confused, the priest pauses for a moment and replies: What do you mean almost? Wel...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Back to coal..its safer....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Quick thinking on his feet...or cane.....Hoo Roo

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Xmas Day...in Typical Aussie Couth Style...short MP4 video (Preview) We really are a couth lot...it's a gift for many......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	705	08:30 PM Dec 24, 2018 by Tony Bev
	Merry Christmas to all. (Preview) Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven. Before theyre allowed to enter the gates, theyre greeted by Saint Peter. He tells them there are rules before he allows them into heaven. In order to get in to heaven you must each produce something that represents Christmas and the holiday season. The fi...	Possum3	0	602	10:40 AM Dec 24, 2018 by Possum3
	Never question a thoroughly inebriated Gentleman..... (Preview) As a single mom, I was shopping at the local supermarket-where I selected : A carton of 2L skim milk, a carton of eggs, carton of orange juice. a head of lettuce, small tin of decaf coffee and 500g bacon...... As I was unloading my items on the checkout conveyor belt, a grossly inebriated gentleman sta...	Goldfinger	0	1166	06:46 PM Dec 23, 2018 by Goldfinger
	Always be wary of catching blind mullets when fishing....hard to fillet and they taste like shxx.... (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	722	06:25 PM Dec 23, 2018 by Goldfinger
	Tru Love. (Preview) This experiment really works. Too see who loves you the most; Put your spouse and your dog in the boot of your car. After an hour, open the boot. Who's happy to see you?	Possum3	0	1129	03:54 PM Dec 23, 2018 by Possum3
	Testicle Disorder Hospital (Preview) A wealthy benefactor to a Testicle Disorder Hospital was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly...	Paintar	0	791	02:06 PM Dec 23, 2018 by Paintar
	Christmas Safety. (Preview) As Christmas is just around the corner be very careful on the roads. A lot of men will be drinking heavily, And their wives will be driving. Have a Happy and Safe Christmas everyone, Possum.	Possum3	1	1059	11:22 AM Dec 23, 2018 by Tony Bev
	lol... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1131	10:01 PM Dec 22, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Divorce Court. (Preview) A woman was in court regarding her pending divorce. Trying to sort everything out, the judge asked her a series of questions. What are the grounds for your divorce? he asked. About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a lake running by. No, the judge replied. I mean what are...	Possum3	0	719	04:27 PM Dec 22, 2018 by Possum3
	Christmas Jokes (Preview) At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer. Little Boy "But I don't know how to pray". Dad says "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc". Little Boy says "Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice...	fwdoz	0	1098	05:52 PM Dec 21, 2018 by fwdoz
	Genuine Irish Confidence Course...very short MP4 video (Preview) ...it helps if you're Irish....I am, by the way....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	3	1402	05:35 PM Dec 20, 2018 by Goldfinger
	My beloved Granddaughter just wrote to Santa......at least she's honest... (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	756	10:15 AM Dec 20, 2018 by Goldfinger
	:) :) (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	0	4865	07:08 PM Dec 19, 2018 by rockylizard
	Mick & Paddy again. (Preview) Paddy says to Mick, "I'm getting a Labrador dog tomorrow" Mick says, "I wouldn't do that, have you seen how many of their owners go Feckin Blind".	Possum3	0	834	03:58 PM Dec 19, 2018 by Possum3
	Some funnies... (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Wednesday 19th of December 2018 10:49:59 AM	aussie_paul	1	1215	03:36 PM Dec 19, 2018 by LLD
	You know this is true........Aston Martin Pre-Owned Advert... (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	997	11:02 AM Dec 19, 2018 by Goldfinger
	Mick & Paddy. (Preview) Paddy says to Mick "I'm getting circumcised tomorrow" Mick replies "I had it done when I was a little baby". Paddy asks "Did it hurt" Mick says "I can't remember it much, but it took me a year to walk".	Possum3	0	1153	08:53 PM Dec 18, 2018 by Possum3
	Irish Confessional. (Preview) A married Irishman is filled with regret after coming very close to cheating on his wife. He decides to make a confession at the local churchs confessional. I almost had an affair with another woman, he tells the priest. Confused, the priest pauses for a moment and replies: What do you mean almost? Wel...	Possum3	0	1241	04:30 PM Dec 18, 2018 by Possum3
	We were all afraid this would happen..... (Preview) Back to coal..its safer....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	2	853	08:50 AM Dec 18, 2018 by Blues Man
	Road Rage..very short MP4 video.. (Preview) Quick thinking on his feet...or cane.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	821	08:49 AM Dec 18, 2018 by Blues Man
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