Just Joking

fwdoz · fwdoz

Roz Knorr loves Adelaide, has homes in countries all over the planet and owns a private plain.I could not locate an actual photograph of Roz but the one I have constructed above by photo shopping an unattractive woman's face onto a chubby man's head is probably pretty much spot on. No such artistic l...

rgren2 · rgren2

British Airways plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a mutual dislike.Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Sunday 9th of December 2018 11:29:46 AM

rockylizard · rockylizard

A woman gets on a bus, and is disgusted when a little old man stands up. "Patronising old fool", she mutters, as she pushes him back down. A minute later, another woman gets on the bus, and the old man rises to his feet once more. "Male chauvinist pig", seethes the woman, as she pushes him back down again. T...

fwdoz · fwdoz

It's only 18 days to Christmas. I HATE Christmas. Whoever invented it should be crucified. ----------------------- I was walking along minding my own business when all of a sudden, the pavement spontaneously started viciously attacking me. How was I to know it was a psycho path? ----------------...

Possum3 · Possum3

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool over the radio. While approaching the runway during his first night time landing tried to make a joke. "Guess who?" he said to the control tower, instead of following the official protocol. The controller switched the runway lights off and replied: "Gue...

rgren2 · rgren2

A gray-headed old man shuffled into a downtown bar holding his head up high. His hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the bartender."I'd like to apply for the job," he said. I was a Navy F-4 pilot off the USS Coral Sea. I learned to play the piano at Officers'...

Possum3 · Possum3

Three elderly men are talking about their grandchildren one day. Talk quickly turns to what the men think their grandchildren would be saying about them 50 years from now. I would love my grandchildren to say, He was successful in business, the first man says. The second man thinks for a minute and giv...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

..I understand there is also a round hole in the Sperm Bank's front door...used as a ...'Night Deposit Box'....Hoo Roo

Paintar · Paintar

A platoon of soldiers was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Isis terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar, but less serious, state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, th...

fwdoz · fwdoz

From: Jeff Peters Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 10.22am To: David Thorne Subject: Membership Renewal Dear David This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired last week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this opportunity to show our appreciation by o...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

http://www.military.com/video/off-duty/odd/man-almost-killed-after-shooting-fridge-filled-with-tannerite/5478833126001 -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 2nd of December 2018 05:01:29 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Masculine Moments

Possum3 · Possum3

A man named Mitch walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. Curious, the barmaid behind the bar looks at the creature on Mitchs shoulder and asks him what he calls it. Oh, his name is Tiny, Mitch replies. The barmaid asks why Mitch calls his pet Tiny. Mitch thinks for a minute before giving his answer. B...

Possum3 · Possum3

Young John was with his parents at the station waiting for the next train. They were having a drink inside when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform, only to discover that they had just missed the train. "The next train is in one hour," said the station master. The...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Dear Blockbuster member, we know you have our DVD's and we want them back.I find it annoying to pay late fees on movies and I am too lazy to return them on time which leaves simply complaining about it. I used to know a guy named Matthew who would sell me copies of the latest movies for five dollars each but t...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A young cowpoke walks into the Saloon. He sits at the Bar and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of soup. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowpoke bravely asked the the old cowboy, "If'n you ain't gonna eat that there soup..do you...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

fwdoz · fwdoz

Strata rules exist for the benefit and well-being of all residents From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am To: Helen Bailey Subject: Pets in the building Dear Helen, Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation...

Possum3 · Possum3

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, You used to hold my hand when we were courting. Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, Then you use...

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	David Thorne 10: Roz hates David; and anything Adelaide (Preview) Roz Knorr loves Adelaide, has homes in countries all over the planet and owns a private plain.I could not locate an actual photograph of Roz but the one I have constructed above by photo shopping an unattractive woman's face onto a chubby man's head is probably pretty much spot on. No such artistic l...	fwdoz	5	1227	09:44 PM Dec 10, 2018 by Sarco Harris
	The Pilots (Preview) British Airways plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a mutual dislike.Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the...	rgren2	0	761	09:54 AM Dec 10, 2018 by rgren2
	Dentist's car... (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Sunday 9th of December 2018 11:29:46 AM	aussie_paul	0	893	11:29 AM Dec 9, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Bus trip (Preview) A woman gets on a bus, and is disgusted when a little old man stands up. "Patronising old fool", she mutters, as she pushes him back down. A minute later, another woman gets on the bus, and the old man rises to his feet once more. "Male chauvinist pig", seethes the woman, as she pushes him back down again. T...	rockylizard	0	1015	07:23 PM Dec 8, 2018 by rockylizard
	Warning: Do not read these if you are sensitive or easily offended (Preview) It's only 18 days to Christmas. I HATE Christmas. Whoever invented it should be crucified. ----------------------- I was walking along minding my own business when all of a sudden, the pavement spontaneously started viciously attacking me. How was I to know it was a psycho path? ----------------...	fwdoz	1	802	08:44 AM Dec 8, 2018 by Possum3
	Young Pilot (Preview) A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool over the radio. While approaching the runway during his first night time landing tried to make a joke. "Guess who?" he said to the control tower, instead of following the official protocol. The controller switched the runway lights off and replied: "Gue...	Possum3	0	752	08:36 AM Dec 8, 2018 by Possum3
	Piano man (Preview) A gray-headed old man shuffled into a downtown bar holding his head up high. His hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the bartender."I'd like to apply for the job," he said. I was a Navy F-4 pilot off the USS Coral Sea. I learned to play the piano at Officers'...	rgren2	0	767	01:12 AM Dec 8, 2018 by rgren2
	In the future. (Preview) Three elderly men are talking about their grandchildren one day. Talk quickly turns to what the men think their grandchildren would be saying about them 50 years from now. I would love my grandchildren to say, He was successful in business, the first man says. The second man thinks for a minute and giv...	Possum3	0	775	07:28 PM Dec 6, 2018 by Possum3
	Well now,...this sounds perfectly logical to me.... (Preview) ..I understand there is also a round hole in the Sperm Bank's front door...used as a ...'Night Deposit Box'....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	1002	09:06 AM Dec 6, 2018 by Blues Man
	Badly injured and unconscious (Preview) A platoon of soldiers was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Isis terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar, but less serious, state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, th...	Paintar	0	1031	01:28 PM Dec 4, 2018 by Paintar
	David Thorne 9: Gym Membership is how much? (Preview) From: Jeff Peters Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 10.22am To: David Thorne Subject: Membership Renewal Dear David This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired last week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this opportunity to show our appreciation by o...	fwdoz	1	936	09:19 PM Dec 3, 2018 by incentive
	A tad more to his left...and this may not have been anywhere near as funny to this bloke...it repeats in slow motion.... (Preview) http://www.military.com/video/off-duty/odd/man-almost-killed-after-shooting-fridge-filled-with-tannerite/5478833126001 -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 2nd of December 2018 05:01:29 PM	Goldfinger	1	892	08:15 PM Dec 3, 2018 by Tony Bev
	5 Masculine Moments.....clean....simply click (Preview) Masculine Moments	Goldfinger	2	983	08:11 PM Dec 3, 2018 by Tony Bev
	Subtle .... Think about it. (Preview) A man named Mitch walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. Curious, the barmaid behind the bar looks at the creature on Mitchs shoulder and asks him what he calls it. Oh, his name is Tiny, Mitch replies. The barmaid asks why Mitch calls his pet Tiny. Mitch thinks for a minute before giving his answer. B...	Possum3	0	1036	04:17 PM Dec 3, 2018 by Possum3
	Missed the train (Preview) Young John was with his parents at the station waiting for the next train. They were having a drink inside when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform, only to discover that they had just missed the train. "The next train is in one hour," said the station master. The...	Possum3	0	936	11:20 AM Dec 3, 2018 by Possum3
	David Thorne 8: Blockbuster Late Movie Fees (Preview) Dear Blockbuster member, we know you have our DVD's and we want them back.I find it annoying to pay late fees on movies and I am too lazy to return them on time which leaves simply complaining about it. I used to know a guy named Matthew who would sell me copies of the latest movies for five dollars each but t...	fwdoz	0	1046	09:06 PM Dec 2, 2018 by fwdoz
	.....The Old Cowboy....no-one can say I'm not couth... (Preview) A young cowpoke walks into the Saloon. He sits at the Bar and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of soup. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowpoke bravely asked the the old cowboy, "If'n you ain't gonna eat that there soup..do you...	Goldfinger	0	864	04:53 PM Dec 2, 2018 by Goldfinger
	Jumping to it.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	872	11:50 AM Dec 2, 2018 by aussie_paul
	David Thorne 7: Do You Have Any Pets? (Preview) Strata rules exist for the benefit and well-being of all residents From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am To: Helen Bailey Subject: Pets in the building Dear Helen, Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation...	fwdoz	2	1138	06:55 AM Dec 2, 2018 by Mike Harding
	Romantic (Preview) An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, You used to hold my hand when we were courting. Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, Then you use...	Possum3	0	966	05:21 PM Dec 1, 2018 by Possum3
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