Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

40 Aboriginals arrive at the Pearly Gates St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 Aboriginals here. Can I let them in?' God says 'We are over the quota on Abos. Go out and tell them to choose Between them which are the 12 most worthy, And I will let just the dozen in.' ...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Pete49 · Pete49

Australian Rules Football.Take a field and place four goalposts each end, two long ones in the centre and two shorter ones outside as the players who throw or kick the ball can be somewhat challenged when it comes to accuracy and to save their egos get a lesser score for a near miss.There are 18 players o...

Possum3 · Possum3

NASA decided to send three astronauts to space for three years. The astronauts were not allowed back to earth for the entire three years but they were all allowed to take 95 kilograms of baggage each. The first astronaut decided to take his wife, the second decided to take along books to learn how to spe...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?" "Yes I know," replied the woman. "I need bo...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the men is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says, Wow, that is the m...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Dont read on if you are easily offended We have bought this pet skunk. The wife and I took it for walks every day. One day we came to this bar which had a big sign saying "No pets allowed" she turned to me and said. "What shall we do about the pet skunk? "I replied "Shove it down your panties, no one will know. "...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman calls her Mother in Law and asks, "Could you tell me, If a child poops itself, Who changes the child?' The Mother in law replys. It's the mum, it's always the mother Honey. "Good replies the woman". "Then would you please come over, your Son got drunk and Sh!t himself?"

Possum3 · Possum3

A Blonde and a Brunette were discussing past lovers. The brunette said Ï slept with a Brazilian, last year. The blond retorted "You slut!" "How many is a Brazilian anyway?"

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he cant find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the rake? She cant hear him and shouts back, What? The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure what he m...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man was driving along a highway while on holiday when he saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately it jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

villatranquilla · villatranquilla

Important information for all Collingwood supporters going to the game next sat; dole payments will be available as cash advances outside gates 4,7 and 8. A temporary parole office will be set up near gate 3. An amnesty will be available for stolen vehicles that can be left in the carpark after the...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Warren-Pat_01 · Warren-Pat_01

I was late in adding this to another posting recently & was thinking that it may have moved on before being seen by the general membership. I have a warped sense of humour & it seemed one of the characters (Phil) did too! On the first view it appeared there "really" was a hole in the railway br...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day inhis despair, he decided to commit suicide.He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building tojump off.He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this mandown on the sidew...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 24th of September 2018 09:54:49 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Pearly gate problem... (Preview) 40 Aboriginals arrive at the Pearly Gates St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 Aboriginals here. Can I let them in?' God says 'We are over the quota on Abos. Go out and tell them to choose Between them which are the 12 most worthy, And I will let just the dozen in.' ...	aussie_paul	3	895	08:30 PM Oct 4, 2018 by rockylizard
	Motorcycle gangs.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	815	02:29 PM Oct 4, 2018 by aussie_paul
	AFL explained (Preview) Australian Rules Football.Take a field and place four goalposts each end, two long ones in the centre and two shorter ones outside as the players who throw or kick the ball can be somewhat challenged when it comes to accuracy and to save their egos get a lesser score for a near miss.There are 18 players o...	Pete49	6	1011	08:21 AM Oct 4, 2018 by The Travelling Dillberries
	3 Astronauts (Preview) NASA decided to send three astronauts to space for three years. The astronauts were not allowed back to earth for the entire three years but they were all allowed to take 95 kilograms of baggage each. The first astronaut decided to take his wife, the second decided to take along books to learn how to spe...	Possum3	1	862	07:41 AM Oct 4, 2018 by Blues Man
	Eggs???? (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1049	03:55 PM Oct 3, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Old vs New. (Preview) An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?" "Yes I know," replied the woman. "I need bo...	Possum3	0	1005	07:33 PM Oct 2, 2018 by Possum3
	Thoughtful (Preview) A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the men is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says, Wow, that is the m...	Possum3	0	698	04:31 PM Oct 2, 2018 by Possum3
	The Skunk (Preview) Dont read on if you are easily offended We have bought this pet skunk. The wife and I took it for walks every day. One day we came to this bar which had a big sign saying "No pets allowed" she turned to me and said. "What shall we do about the pet skunk? "I replied "Shove it down your panties, no one will know. "...	fwdoz	2	900	06:11 PM Oct 1, 2018 by fwdoz
	Always Mother. (Preview) A woman calls her Mother in Law and asks, "Could you tell me, If a child poops itself, Who changes the child?' The Mother in law replys. It's the mum, it's always the mother Honey. "Good replies the woman". "Then would you please come over, your Son got drunk and Sh!t himself?"	Possum3	0	861	10:22 AM Oct 1, 2018 by Possum3
	Blonde time (Preview) A Blonde and a Brunette were discussing past lovers. The brunette said Ï slept with a Brazilian, last year. The blond retorted "You slut!" "How many is a Brazilian anyway?"	Possum3	0	758	10:13 AM Oct 1, 2018 by Possum3
	The history of the entire world in one photo...xxxx rated. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	6	1261	10:06 AM Sep 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	Sign language (Preview) A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he cant find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the rake? She cant hear him and shouts back, What? The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure what he m...	Possum3	1	984	09:57 AM Sep 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	Rabbit. (Preview) A man was driving along a highway while on holiday when he saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately it jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road a...	Possum3	1	1041	09:55 AM Sep 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	The face you make... (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	864	05:53 PM Sep 28, 2018 by G n E
	Collingwood - important info (Preview) Important information for all Collingwood supporters going to the game next sat; dole payments will be available as cash advances outside gates 4,7 and 8. A temporary parole office will be set up near gate 3. An amnesty will be available for stolen vehicles that can be left in the carpark after the...	villatranquilla	2	1048	12:01 PM Sep 28, 2018 by Tony Bev
	Mugged... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	896	02:21 PM Sep 27, 2018 by aussie_paul
	The Warrnambool Wombat (Preview) I was late in adding this to another posting recently & was thinking that it may have moved on before being seen by the general membership. I have a warped sense of humour & it seemed one of the characters (Phil) did too! On the first view it appeared there "really" was a hole in the railway br...	Warren-Pat_01	0	830	03:12 PM Sep 26, 2018 by Warren-Pat_01
	Heart warming story... (Preview) There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day inhis despair, he decided to commit suicide.He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building tojump off.He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this mandown on the sidew...	aussie_paul	0	789	05:49 PM Sep 25, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Bad luck... (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 24th of September 2018 09:54:49 PM	aussie_paul	0	869	09:54 PM Sep 24, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Another lol one. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	775	01:29 PM Sep 23, 2018 by aussie_paul
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