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The blonde
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Joe goes into a bar on his way home. He sits down next to an attractive young blonde to watch the news on the TV. The news was just coming on and they were covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Joe and said:"Do you think he'll jump?"Joe said: "You kn...
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rgren2
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754
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Golfing couple.
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A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing as well as they want to so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the professional sees his swing, he says, No, no, no. Youre gripping the club way too hard! Well, what should I do? the man asks. T...
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831
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Plane crash.
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Passengers on an airplane were enjoying their flight until they heard an announcement from the captain. "Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean," he said. The passengers were obviously very worried about the si...
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700
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BBQ
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980
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Your'e drunk...
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2
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1081
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Gardening
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A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbour and asks for help with her problem. The neighbour says, Oh thats easy! All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they wil...
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862
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Climate change?????
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aussie_paul
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1
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832
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Why yellow ?
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Aus-Kiwi
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4
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953
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Truisms
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"Do not touch" Would be one of the scariest things to read in braille. During labour a woman can almost imagine what a man feels when he has a cold. "Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you". Its ok to disagree with me, I can't force you to be right. Arguing with a woman is like readin...
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Magnarc
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949
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A real woman.
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An aeroplane gets into difficulty and the passengers begin to worry that it is going to crash. One female passenger jumps out of her seat and shouts: "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She then removes all her clothing and asks: "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to mak...
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916
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Piercings...
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aussie_paul
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859
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lol...
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aussie_paul
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762
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The local drug dealer
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My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion. He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.
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fwdoz
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771
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Kids.
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A little girl and boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said: Hey Bobby, do you want to play house?. Sure, he replied, what do you want me to do?. I want you to communicate, little Susie replied. That word is too big. I have no idea what it means, Bobby said. The little girl smirked and said, pe...
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754
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Automotive Airconditioners
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The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner.Here's a little known fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends.The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 194...
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rgren2
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886
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This is not a scam
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THIS IS NOT A SCAM. If you're 18 or older and you looking to receive $300 to $800 a week. Go get a bloody job.
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fwdoz
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787
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What gives?
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The teacher asked "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?" Mary answered "A chicken gives eggs!" The teacher then asked "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?" And Paul answered "A goat gives goat milk!" And finally, the teacher asked "Well now, who can tell me what a cow gives?" And Li...
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fwdoz
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757
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A blonde & her dogs
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO..." answered the blonde " They're...
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fwdoz
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832
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Nobel Prize professor
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A Nobel Prize winning mathematician is traveling from university to university on a speaking tour by limousine. After several engagements the mathematician and his driver are having dinner and the driver says "I've heard your speech so many times I think I could give it word-for-word". The mathem...
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fwdoz
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A wife complains
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A wife complains to her husband: "Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can't you do the same?" The husband: "Are you mad? I barely know that woman!"
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