Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman is cheating on her husband with another man one evening when they hear a noise downstairs. Dear lord, is your husband home? the man asks. What am I going to do? Relax, the woman says. Just stay in bed with me. Hes probably drunk and he wont even notice you. The husband eventually drags himself upst...

Possum3 · Possum3

Simple things can be serious. "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot died. "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competitio...

LLD · LLD

fwdoz · fwdoz

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to him and says "I didn't know you were into earrings". "Don't make such a big deal, i...

rgren2 · rgren2

A guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to a Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a lady doctor The doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this a new procedure andis a little different from what you are used to. I want you to lie on...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Ask any man what a woman's ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to have two men at once. According to a recent social logical study this is true, however most men do not realise that in this fantasy, one man is cooking, and the other is cleaning.

Possum3 · Possum3

A newlywed couple enjoying their honeymoon get ready to see each other naked for the first time in their relationship. The husband takes off his shoes exposing his mangled and twisted feet. He explains: I had tolio as a child. The wife asks if he means polio. No, it only affects the toes, he says. The man...

Desert Dweller · Desert Dweller

We went to the Zoo the other day. The only animal it had in it was a Dog. It was a Sh*t Zoo. -- Edited by Desert Dweller on Tuesday 14th of August 2018 05:32:57 AM

Paintar · Paintar

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

s Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 13th of August 2018 05:20:39 PM

Possum3 · Possum3

A man is on a business trip to the USA and had arranged for his wife and children to fly out to meet him down in Florida afterwards. After several days work in New York he reaches their hotel in Florida a day early and decides to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper with his wife's e-m...

Dave1952 · Dave1952

Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone X? A: Don't worry, they'll let you know. Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? A: Dead Siri-ous Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits? A: Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession...

Dave1952 · Dave1952

The wife won't take kindly to thisIt all began with an iPhone March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldnt?I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.Our daughters birthday was in August so we g...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that's not the case. My Grandad recently had to start using Viagra. Grandma took it pretty hard. My son asked: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?" Yes, we arson. Just found out my mate has been shot with a starting pistol. Police think it's race-...

Possum3 · Possum3

A boy goes to the corner store. On seeing him enter, the cashier whispers to the customer hes serving: This is the dumbest kid in the world. Just watch this. The cashier pulls out a single dollar coin and places it in one hand then holds a five dollar note in his other hand. Which do you want? the cashier as...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what: Metal Wood Stone Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired. Wha...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Nursing Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Great Grandpa,Will Johnston, walked by.One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!' Will said, 'There is no way you can guess my age! One of the Grandmas said...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Queensland The owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Confucius say squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. Confucius say fortune you seek is in another cookie Confucius say there is one thing that all smart asses have in common wise cracks Confucius say man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level. Confucius say crossing dinosaur with a pig, wi...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? A: To get to the Dark Side. Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating? A: Wookieleaks Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

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	Too drunk. (Preview) A woman is cheating on her husband with another man one evening when they hear a noise downstairs. Dear lord, is your husband home? the man asks. What am I going to do? Relax, the woman says. Just stay in bed with me. Hes probably drunk and he wont even notice you. The husband eventually drags himself upst...	Possum3	1	750	07:25 AM Aug 20, 2018 by Blues Man
	More funnies (Preview) Simple things can be serious. "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot died. "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competitio...	Possum3	1	973	07:23 AM Aug 20, 2018 by Blues Man
	Inspiration (Preview)	LLD	1	874	04:11 PM Aug 18, 2018 by STRETCH ARMSTRONG
	The Coworker (Preview) A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to him and says "I didn't know you were into earrings". "Don't make such a big deal, i...	fwdoz	1	1057	04:10 PM Aug 18, 2018 by STRETCH ARMSTRONG
	Prostate examination (Preview) A guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to a Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a lady doctor The doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this a new procedure andis a little different from what you are used to. I want you to lie on...	rgren2	5	1233	08:09 PM Aug 17, 2018 by rockylizard
	Female Fantasy (Preview) Ask any man what a woman's ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to have two men at once. According to a recent social logical study this is true, however most men do not realise that in this fantasy, one man is cooking, and the other is cleaning.	fwdoz	0	824	03:57 PM Aug 17, 2018 by fwdoz
	Childhood illness (Preview) A newlywed couple enjoying their honeymoon get ready to see each other naked for the first time in their relationship. The husband takes off his shoes exposing his mangled and twisted feet. He explains: I had tolio as a child. The wife asks if he means polio. No, it only affects the toes, he says. The man...	Possum3	2	878	07:41 AM Aug 17, 2018 by Blues Man
	Pretty dumb joke we reckon. (Preview) We went to the Zoo the other day. The only animal it had in it was a Dog. It was a Sht Zoo. -- Edited by Desert Dweller on Tuesday 14th of August 2018 05:32:57 AM*	Desert Dweller	2	1006	08:16 PM Aug 15, 2018 by JA2340
	Cow Dung (Preview) A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing h...	Paintar	1	790	08:15 PM Aug 15, 2018 by JA2340
	An oldie but still a goodie. (Preview) s Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 13th of August 2018 05:20:39 PM	aussie_paul	0	910	05:19 PM Aug 13, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Hot as Hell (Preview) A man is on a business trip to the USA and had arranged for his wife and children to fly out to meet him down in Florida afterwards. After several days work in New York he reaches their hotel in Florida a day early and decides to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper with his wife's e-m...	Possum3	0	852	09:57 AM Aug 13, 2018 by Possum3
	IPhone Jokes (Preview) Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone X? A: Don't worry, they'll let you know. Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? A: Dead Siri-ous Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits? A: Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession...	Dave1952	1	873	09:05 AM Aug 13, 2018 by Grandad5
	The wife won't take kindly to this (Preview) The wife won't take kindly to thisIt all began with an iPhone March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldnt?I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.Our daughters birthday was in August so we g...	Dave1952	0	878	07:28 PM Aug 12, 2018 by Dave1952
	A few more gags (Preview) Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that's not the case. My Grandad recently had to start using Viagra. Grandma took it pretty hard. My son asked: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?" Yes, we arson. Just found out my mate has been shot with a starting pistol. Police think it's race-...	fwdoz	1	831	04:45 PM Aug 12, 2018 by STRETCH ARMSTRONG
	Dumb Kid. (Preview) A boy goes to the corner store. On seeing him enter, the cashier whispers to the customer hes serving: This is the dumbest kid in the world. Just watch this. The cashier pulls out a single dollar coin and places it in one hand then holds a five dollar note in his other hand. Which do you want? the cashier as...	Possum3	1	816	12:25 PM Aug 12, 2018 by Bryan
	An Adult FAIRY TALE..... (Preview) Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what: Metal Wood Stone Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired. Wha...	aussie_paul	0	1068	05:24 PM Aug 11, 2018 by aussie_paul
	The Nursing (Preview) *The Nursing* *Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Great Grandpa,Will Johnston, walked by.One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!'* *Will said, 'There is no way you can guess my age! One of the Grandmas said...*	aussie_paul	0	776	05:18 PM Aug 11, 2018 by aussie_paul
	The States... (Preview) Queensland The owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus...	aussie_paul	0	810	05:15 PM Aug 11, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Confucius (Preview) Confucius say squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. Confucius say fortune you seek is in another cookie Confucius say there is one thing that all smart asses have in common wise cracks Confucius say man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level. Confucius say crossing dinosaur with a pig, wi...	fwdoz	3	911	01:38 PM Aug 11, 2018 by Dave1952
	Star Wars jokes (Preview) Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? A: To get to the Dark Side. Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating? A: Wookieleaks Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? A: Adobe Wan Kenobi	fwdoz	0	868	03:58 PM Aug 10, 2018 by fwdoz
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