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Best part
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A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that s...
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Disappointment
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Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose. -- Edited by 67HR on Monday 21st of August 2017 10:57:32 PM
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US Navy vs Lighthouse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76OlqSd_5k8 cheers -- Edited by Recoup on Monday 21st of August 2017 01:13:54 PM
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Where's my keys?
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https://www.youtube.com/embed/prfCkIOdeAc?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0
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Pauline
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-- Edited by Hey Jim on Saturday 19th of August 2017 09:50:00 AM
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
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Teacher Arrested. A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...
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Cheers
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S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes.. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .... - - - - - - - But FART !! Just ONE friggin...
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Renault Clio Ad
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Wanna buy a consonant?Is your heart racing over CLIO R.S.?
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Joke of the day
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An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone. He yelled, "Mayday, mayday! The pilot...
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Old lady at Drs.
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An old lady went to the doctors; I dont know whats wrong with me, she says. I keep farting but my farts are silent and odourless. In fact, Ive farted 20 times since walking in here without you noticing. The doctor gives the lady some medication and instructs her to return in a weeks time. At her next appoin...
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Two baked beans travelling around Australia
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Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
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Top...ical...Cat!
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Tea is Evil
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Determining sex.
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Housewife walked into kitchen and saw husband with fly swatter - She; "whatcha doin?" He; Just "swattin' flies", She; "Caught any?" He; "Yep two boys and three girls" She; "Howdya know wat they were?" He; "Two were on beer can and three were on the phone"
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My new knee
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-- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:06:39 PM -- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:07:21 PM
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Brave Soldier
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BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIAST A Harley Enthusiast (Biker) is strolling through the Taronga Park Zoo, Sydney, when he sees a little girl leaning into the Lions' cage. Suddenly, a Lion pounces at the fence and grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screaming pa...
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Be careful what you wish for......
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Thought you may get a laugh from this joke sent to me from my niece in Darwin...Gwynnie
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Sign of the times.
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