Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a man...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creepi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

SO YOU COWARDS think you're tough because you jumped me?? Waited for me to be alone... in front of my house??? I still handled all of you, left 3 of you on the ground laid out!! You're lucky I don't have any marks on my face. I have some on my arms and neck but so what!!!! I bet you didn't expect me to swing back s...

anolphart · anolphart

rgren2 · rgren2

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Did someone say KFC ...................... foreground object would put you off a bit

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Thank god coffins have a minimal of wasted space. It keeps vacuuming & washing of surfaces to a minimum!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.Not a chance, says the husband, it is 3:00 in the morning!He slams the door and returns to bed.Who was that? asked his wif...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

After a round of golf, Nannette, Phillipa, Darcey, Yvonne sat around the club house, chatting.Seeing the ladies, the professional golfer approached them and asked: How did your game go?Yvonne said she had a good round making the comment that she actually had 20 riders.The golfer was a bit confused...

dorian · dorian

Hours after footage emerged of Barnaby Joyce lying on a Canberra footpath late at night, a chalk outline was mockingly drawn where he had been lying.(Reddit)

67HR · 67HR

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clockThe co*ky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock .He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs,The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the damsHe stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tankAnd saw a ewe down in t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.One woman lost it completely.She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bob, a hunter, went on camping trip with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the forest, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Bob picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look f...

anolphart · anolphart

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Horrible response.. (Preview) A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a man...	aussie_paul	1	778	10:01 AM Feb 28, 2024 by peter67
	Defense Attorney.. (Preview) Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creepi...	aussie_paul	1	803	01:46 PM Feb 26, 2024 by Craig1
	What a deal.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	941	12:14 PM Feb 24, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	The best.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	669	04:13 PM Feb 23, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Remember.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	713	04:11 PM Feb 23, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Cowards.. (Preview) SO YOU COWARDS think you're tough because you jumped me?? Waited for me to be alone... in front of my house??? I still handled all of you, left 3 of you on the ground laid out!! You're lucky I don't have any marks on my face. I have some on my arms and neck but so what!!!! I bet you didn't expect me to swing back s...	aussie_paul	2	686	04:03 PM Feb 23, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	You call it a black out ... (Preview)	anolphart	13	1323	10:27 PM Feb 22, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	What’s in a name (Preview)	rgren2	2	641	10:14 PM Feb 22, 2024 by yobarr
	KFC (Preview) Did someone say KFC ...................... foreground object would put you off a bit	Southern Cruizer	1	625	01:18 PM Feb 22, 2024 by rmoor
	Cleaning regime for permanent retirement so to speak (Preview) Thank god coffins have a minimal of wasted space. It keeps vacuuming & washing of surfaces to a minimum!	Whenarewethere	0	709	05:35 PM Feb 20, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Needs a push.. (Preview) A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.Not a chance, says the husband, it is 3:00 in the morning!He slams the door and returns to bed.Who was that? asked his wif...	aussie_paul	0	623	06:30 PM Feb 19, 2024 by aussie_paul
	"Rider" (Preview) After a round of golf, Nannette, Phillipa, Darcey, Yvonne sat around the club house, chatting.Seeing the ladies, the professional golfer approached them and asked: How did your game go?Yvonne said she had a good round making the comment that she actually had 20 riders.The golfer was a bit confused...	aussie_paul	0	601	05:54 PM Feb 19, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Barnaby was here (Preview) Hours after footage emerged of Barnaby Joyce lying on a Canberra footpath late at night, a chalk outline was mockingly drawn where he had been lying.(Reddit)	dorian	13	1493	02:17 PM Feb 19, 2024 by 67HR
	If the Titanic sank today.. (Preview)	67HR	2	843	07:18 PM Feb 17, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	A Bloody Great Aussie Poem, Mate.. (Preview) The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clockThe co*ky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock .He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs,The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the damsHe stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tankAnd saw a ewe down in t...	aussie_paul	1	846	01:16 PM Feb 17, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A Woman.. (Preview) A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.One woman lost it completely.She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last...	aussie_paul	0	614	11:55 AM Feb 17, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Something.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	534	11:48 AM Feb 17, 2024 by aussie_paul
	He always wanted to be remembered (Preview)	anolphart	0	601	11:23 PM Feb 16, 2024 by anolphart
	The Bear.. (Preview) Bob, a hunter, went on camping trip with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the forest, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Bob picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look f...	aussie_paul	0	594	02:45 PM Feb 15, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Choices (Preview)	anolphart	1	665	01:51 PM Feb 15, 2024 by Craig1
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