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True story
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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rearview mirr...
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Working Out
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An old guy was workin' out at the gym when he spotted a hot young girl walkin' in. He asked the trainer standin' next to him,''What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?''. The trainer looked him up and down and said,''I would recommend the ATM in the lobby''.
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Christmas Shopping
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Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping A couple were in a busy shopping centre just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile phone. The wife said, "Where are you, you know we have lots to do!" He said, "You remember th...
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Door lock
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Southern Cruizer
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Savages
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Southern Cruizer
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670
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Metric vs Imperial
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It is a very old one, but it is still good...
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Rare pic..
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Understanding Engineers
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Understanding Engineers #1Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the gr...
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Point of view
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Revenge
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Nurse
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Driving in peace..
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668
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Paddy is stumbling..
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Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks him, "Are you ready to fi...
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Cranky Old Man
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What do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!'Who seems not...
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515
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Favourite words..
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What are a sharks two most favorite words? -Man overboard!
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434
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Oops..
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No Comments
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Laugh
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Coldplay
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Health advice
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