Just Joking

Paintar · Paintar

The man said to the dentist, Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb.I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course i...

rgren2 · rgren2

A woman discovers her husband is cheating on her.Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him.After few days of travelling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A couple were 85-years-old and had been married for 60 years.Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise over the past decade.One day...

Paintar · Paintar

I hope it will give you a smile! A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,'...

Possum3 · Possum3

Paper Is Dead.... Really? CLICK Paper is not dead - ????? ?? ?? YouTube It's only a 39- second video, so please watch it all. The irony at the end won't be lost on you.

JayDee · JayDee

RustyD · RustyD

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What the heck does that mean?" He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, an...

RustyD · RustyD

rockylizard · rockylizard

A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered. "On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man living in North Dakota, woke up one morning and realised there was a Grizzly Bear on the roof. He looked up Bear removalist's in the Yellow pages - Dialled the closest one and asked him to come and get thee Bear. The removalist turned up in a rusty old truck with a cage on the back. He had a ladder, a bas...

madaboutled · madaboutled

Three woman die and there souls are whisked away to meet St Peter at the Pearly Gates. The first woman is greeted by St Peter and he asks her what she did during her life on earth. She answers, well I was a doctor, I tendered to the sick and in-firmed. That's wonderful said St Peter, Go over to that cloud over...

Possum3 · Possum3

Business was bad for Bill. He had to dismiss one of his employees, but he couldnt decide who should be let go: Jack or Jill. Finally, he decided to call one of them into his office. Jill, he said, I have to either lay you or Jack off. Youre going to have to jack off, then, Jill said. Ive got a really bad head...

Cupie · Cupie

I remember the corned beef of my Childhood, And the bread that we cut with a knife, When the Children helped with the housework, And the men went to work not the wife. The cheese never needed a fridge, And the bread was so crusty and hot, The Children were seldom unhappy, And the Wife was content with her lo...

Possum3 · Possum3

As I was going to bed last night, I heard some people in my garage stealing things. I immediately rang "000" and asked for Police. The Police told me that they had a lot on just now and couldn't come right now. I waited a minute and rang "000" again, and told the operator that I had rang a minute ago but there w...

Woody2 · Woody2

Taken from another site. Thougth it worth a laugh A Tale of Two Crocs Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley-Griffin in Canberra. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids....

jade46 · jade46

June · June

1st woman: Hi Wanda 2nd woman: Hi Sylvia. How did you die? 1st woman: I froze to death 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about your? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart att...

Possum3 · Possum3

Three elderly sisters shared a house together. One evening, the eldest sister went upstairs to take a bath. As she put her foot into the tub, she paused. Was I getting in the tub or out? she yelled to her sisters. You old fool, said the middle sister. Ill come up and see. When she got halfway up the sta...

Possum3 · Possum3

We hired a Irish shearer's cook, He was a brilliant chef always baking biscuits and cakes. He would make up the batter in large lots - freeze it and just bake a few at a time for each Smoko. We had to let him go as he came up with the similar idea to boil a vat of water for tea and coffee, and freeze cup-full's - t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I GOT MY CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT YESTERDAY MORNINGIn the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."Making a mental note to complain to my MP about how unne...

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	Golfer with real balls (Preview) The man said to the dentist, Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb.I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course i...	Paintar	1	979	11:22 PM Dec 5, 2017 by Blues Man
	Wise Monk (Preview) A woman discovers her husband is cheating on her.Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him.After few days of travelling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wi...	rgren2	2	1077	07:44 PM Dec 4, 2017 by Blues Man
	A couple were 85-years-old and had been married for 60 years... (Preview) A couple were 85-years-old and had been married for 60 years.Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise over the past decade.One day...	aussie_paul	0	961	07:42 PM Dec 4, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Baby's First Doctor Visit (Preview) I hope it will give you a smile! A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,'...	Paintar	1	883	07:42 PM Dec 4, 2017 by Blues Man
	Paper is Dead (Preview) Paper Is Dead.... Really? CLICK Paper is not dead - ????? ?? ?? YouTube It's only a 39- second video, so please watch it all. The irony at the end won't be lost on you.	Possum3	3	1045	07:02 PM Dec 4, 2017 by grahos
	It would be one hell of a ride. (Preview)	JayDee	3	1125	07:48 AM Dec 4, 2017 by dorian
	The alphabet wife (Preview) After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What the heck does that mean?" He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, an...	RustyD	1	1027	07:08 AM Dec 2, 2017 by Blues Man
	Another one ? (Preview)	RustyD	2	1066	08:06 PM Dec 1, 2017 by madaboutled
	The Drover (Preview) A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered. "On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...	rockylizard	1	853	05:04 PM Nov 30, 2017 by Blues Man
	Bear on roof. (Preview) A man living in North Dakota, woke up one morning and realised there was a Grizzly Bear on the roof. He looked up Bear removalist's in the Yellow pages - Dialled the closest one and asked him to come and get thee Bear. The removalist turned up in a rusty old truck with a cage on the back. He had a ladder, a bas...	Possum3	2	1016	05:02 PM Nov 30, 2017 by Blues Man
	Beautiful Music (Preview) Three woman die and there souls are whisked away to meet St Peter at the Pearly Gates. The first woman is greeted by St Peter and he asks her what she did during her life on earth. She answers, well I was a doctor, I tendered to the sick and in-firmed. That's wonderful said St Peter, Go over to that cloud over...	madaboutled	1	1010	05:00 PM Nov 30, 2017 by Blues Man
	Jack & Jill (Preview) Business was bad for Bill. He had to dismiss one of his employees, but he couldnt decide who should be let go: Jack or Jill. Finally, he decided to call one of them into his office. Jill, he said, I have to either lay you or Jack off. Youre going to have to jack off, then, Jill said. Ive got a really bad head...	Possum3	1	986	04:58 PM Nov 30, 2017 by Blues Man
	I remember ..... (Preview) I remember the corned beef of my Childhood, And the bread that we cut with a knife, When the Children helped with the housework, And the men went to work not the wife. The cheese never needed a fridge, And the bread was so crusty and hot, The Children were seldom unhappy, And the Wife was content with her lo...	Cupie	6	1297	03:06 PM Nov 30, 2017 by RustyD
	Too busy (Preview) As I was going to bed last night, I heard some people in my garage stealing things. I immediately rang "000" and asked for Police. The Police told me that they had a lot on just now and couldn't come right now. I waited a minute and rang "000" again, and told the operator that I had rang a minute ago but there w...	Possum3	0	1010	12:48 PM Nov 29, 2017 by Possum3
	Tale of 2crocs (Preview) Taken from another site. Thougth it worth a laugh A Tale of Two Crocs Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley-Griffin in Canberra. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids....	Woody2	2	1093	06:14 AM Nov 28, 2017 by dorian
	No more toilet paper (Preview)	jade46	2	962	05:22 PM Nov 27, 2017 by madaboutled
	Two Ladies Talking in Heaven (Preview) 1st woman: Hi Wanda 2nd woman: Hi Sylvia. How did you die? 1st woman: I froze to death 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about your? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart att...	June	0	893	12:23 PM Nov 25, 2017 by June
	3 Sisters (Preview) Three elderly sisters shared a house together. One evening, the eldest sister went upstairs to take a bath. As she put her foot into the tub, she paused. Was I getting in the tub or out? she yelled to her sisters. You old fool, said the middle sister. Ill come up and see. When she got halfway up the sta...	Possum3	0	928	03:44 PM Nov 24, 2017 by Possum3
	Irish cook. (Preview) We hired a Irish shearer's cook, He was a brilliant chef always baking biscuits and cakes. He would make up the batter in large lots - freeze it and just bake a few at a time for each Smoko. We had to let him go as he came up with the similar idea to boil a vat of water for tea and coffee, and freeze cup-full's - t...	Possum3	0	986	05:07 PM Nov 23, 2017 by Possum3
	I GOT MY CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT YESTERDAY MORNING (Preview) I GOT MY CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT YESTERDAY MORNINGIn the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."Making a mental note to complain to my MP about how unne...	aussie_paul	1	950	07:02 PM Nov 22, 2017 by Blues Man
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