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Trump's UK visit.
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As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport , President Trump strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards th...
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A little Political but funny...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=wq_lhlIn1e0 Aussie Paul.
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987
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Best friends..
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Jokes
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730
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Rich Bricklayer
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50 years ago a bricklayer started a new job at a building side in Sydney. later in the morning the foreman came around and asked him about the big Mercedes the brickie was driving , all the blokes on the side wanted to know how he could afford it. Well the Brickie told him that he gambles a lot. The foreman as...
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Recoup
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Oops....
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Not sure if this will work.. Aussie Paul.
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A few oldies...
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is a three-ring circus:Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ---------------------------------...
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666
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True love
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A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands.
The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered toda...
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oldbloke
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Another oldie I just came accross.
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So I'm at Pets at Home buying a bag of dog food for my dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended u...
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A few chuckles......
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kiwijims
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Mopping up a case...........
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Parkinson's or Alzheimers....
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668
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South Africa bed and breakfast....
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It's not necessary to lie...just choose the right words...
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One for DMaxer...lmao....although I don't know many Lawyers would have rental agreements...the last Lawyer I went to said he charged $300 for three questions..I said 'that's rather steep, isn't it?'..."It is,....and what is your final question?'...... A Lawyer who had a wife and 12 children, n...
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Goldfinger
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Golf cart accident......
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While golfing, a senior Grey Nomad/Gentleman, accidentally overturned his golf cart late one afternoon. An extremely attractive, young female golfer, who lives in a Villa on the Golf Course, heard the noise and called out, "Hi there, are you O.K?"..... "I'm OK, thanks" the Gentleman Nomad replie...
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Goldfinger
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Winerisms
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RustyD
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Man Steamrolled......
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A quickie!..=...a quick funny.....ahh the mammories. when a quickie had an entirely different/better meaning!..lol.......we must be the only group who can even remember what a steamroller is..Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Wednesday 26th of July 2017 06:56:45 PM
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Goldfinger
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And so it goes..
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At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced thathe was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more.There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships in Newton and Brookl...
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Headache
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Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years.He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.The Doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your sp...
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How to handle a person cutting in line
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