Just Joking

fwdoz · fwdoz

A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He's getting "A's in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know "Why are your math grades suddenly so good?"...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Why did god create man before he created woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbi...

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Thought you might enjoy this, which a mate of mine just posted on a local Birmingham Facebook page: A true tale from years ago, told to me by a mate who was there. My friend Mick was standing outside the cinema early one evening, and traffic was pretty heavy in all directions. He noticed a car waiting at t...

hako · hako

Queensland LOGIC.. >> Two Mundubbera Graziers, James and Doug, are sitting at their favourite bar, >> drinking beer. >> >> James turns to Doug and says, "You know, I'm tired of going >> through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the >>...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

fwdoz · fwdoz

A Priest dies and goes to heaven. As he's approaching the gates, he hears a band of singing and dancing angels approach, and begins to get excited. The lead angel approaches the Priest and asks if he would mind stepping aside for a moment. Surprised, the Priest does as he's asked. The angels march out of...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realised that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucke...

67HR · 67HR

I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year; not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number? Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. N...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

67HR · 67HR

Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then...

dorian · dorian

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two very small ones.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Phurls · Phurls

What's one thing a kiwi won't do for his country Answer____ live in it

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

As BUDDHA was quoted: "There are three things that cannot be easily hidden,the sun, the moon, the truth."Two Truths and 5 Rules of LifeSIMPLE TRUTH 1:Lovers help each other undress before sex.However, after sex, they always dress on their own.Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you'r...

Possum3 · Possum3

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a feeling of generosity. He called them int...

Possum3 · Possum3

Jeff had gone to propose to his girlfriend and returned home crying bitterly. "What happened, son?" his father asked, eagerly awaiting her response. "Did she accept?" "No, she sure didn't," sobbed Jeff. "When I told her what you advised me to say, she slapped my face and told me to get out." "Did you be...

Possum3 · Possum3

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down t...

STRETCH ARMSTRONG · STRETCH ARMSTRONG

WIFE: âIâve got blisters on my hands from the broomâ HUSBAND: âNext time take the car, silly!â

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	Catholic School (Preview) A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He's getting "A's in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know "Why are your math grades suddenly so good?"...	fwdoz	1	1631	09:29 AM Apr 28, 2018 by Blues Man
	God (Preview) Why did god create man before he created woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.	fwdoz	0	919	05:17 PM Apr 27, 2018 by fwdoz
	Where are you from (Preview) A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbi...	Woody n Sue	1	1222	08:00 AM Apr 26, 2018 by Blues Man
	SILLY OLD COW (Preview) Thought you might enjoy this, which a mate of mine just posted on a local Birmingham Facebook page: A true tale from years ago, told to me by a mate who was there. My friend Mick was standing outside the cinema early one evening, and traffic was pretty heavy in all directions. He noticed a car waiting at t...	Des and Jane	1	1365	05:33 PM Apr 23, 2018 by KFT
	Queensland Logic. (Preview) Queensland LOGIC.. >> Two Mundubbera Graziers, James and Doug, are sitting at their favourite bar, >> drinking beer. >> >> James turns to Doug and says, "You know, I'm tired of going >> through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the >>...	hako	1	1427	07:46 AM Apr 21, 2018 by Blues Man
	Bra size ......T cup (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	997	07:22 PM Apr 20, 2018 by Woody n Sue
	Bus Driver (Preview) A Priest dies and goes to heaven. As he's approaching the gates, he hears a band of singing and dancing angels approach, and begins to get excited. The lead angel approaches the Priest and asks if he would mind stepping aside for a moment. Surprised, the Priest does as he's asked. The angels march out of...	fwdoz	2	949	06:29 PM Apr 20, 2018 by fwdoz
	Dinner Party (Preview) A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realised that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucke...	fwdoz	0	960	06:09 PM Apr 20, 2018 by fwdoz
	The cynical philospher (Preview) I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year; not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number? Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. N...	67HR	2	1003	10:04 AM Apr 20, 2018 by grahos
	Are you smart or brilliant (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1290	09:55 AM Apr 20, 2018 by grahos
	It’s just a flash in the pan (Preview)	Woody n Sue	3	1140	07:02 AM Apr 20, 2018 by Blues Man
	Under the Bed (Preview) Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then...	67HR	0	1372	01:38 AM Apr 20, 2018 by 67HR
	How many ... (Preview) Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two very small ones.	dorian	2	1073	03:32 PM Apr 19, 2018 by Wayne Dwop
	Hmmm I wouldn’t know (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1237	06:52 AM Apr 19, 2018 by Blues Man
	Kiwi (Preview) What's one thing a kiwi won't do for his country Answer____ live in it	Phurls	0	934	06:39 AM Apr 18, 2018 by Phurls
	As BUDDHA was quoted: (Preview) As BUDDHA was quoted: "There are three things that cannot be easily hidden,the sun, the moon, the truth."Two Truths and 5 Rules of LifeSIMPLE TRUTH 1:Lovers help each other undress before sex.However, after sex, they always dress on their own.Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you'r...	aussie_paul	1	1141	02:54 PM Apr 17, 2018 by STRETCH ARMSTRONG
	Who? (Preview) A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a feeling of generosity. He called them int...	Possum3	1	1081	11:22 PM Apr 16, 2018 by Leo
	Proposal (Preview) Jeff had gone to propose to his girlfriend and returned home crying bitterly. "What happened, son?" his father asked, eagerly awaiting her response. "Did she accept?" "No, she sure didn't," sobbed Jeff. "When I told her what you advised me to say, she slapped my face and told me to get out." "Did you be...	Possum3	0	1060	10:56 AM Apr 16, 2018 by Possum3
	Pecans in the cemetery... (Preview) On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down t...	Possum3	0	942	10:47 AM Apr 16, 2018 by Possum3
	And that's when the fight started! (Preview) WIFE: âIâve got blisters on my hands from the broomâ HUSBAND: âNext time take the car, silly!â	STRETCH ARMSTRONG	0	886	01:57 PM Apr 15, 2018 by STRETCH ARMSTRONG
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