Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

SENIOR ROMANCEAn older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.A few moments lat...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A family are driving behind a garbage truck, when a very large vibrator flies out of the truck and hits the windscreen. To hide her embarrassment the mother turns and says to her young children, "Hey, kids ... that certainly was a big insect." Little 7 year old Johnny, her son, says "Sure was ... I...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to... watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The littl...

rgren2 · rgren2

Please be more specific. I upgraded my girlfriend to wife and had all kind of issues. I saved my chat with tech support if any of you have had the same problems.Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possums. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded thepossums were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the possums had taken an interest in the baptis...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The destroyer Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"One of the Muslims puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading Britain".The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.When the Captain finally catches his breath, he g...

Yarra · Yarra

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The wait...

kiwijims · kiwijims

If he hits any black ice, it'll be a cold meal !!!! K.J.

Possum3 · Possum3

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Video, not long,.. of a humourous Jewish Gentleman telling a Jewish Joke...lol....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Sad news Nigerian man dies....lol.....Hoo Roo

RustyD · RustyD

RustyD · RustyD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b7BpxZhk-0 When you have listened to this there are links to how to handle a telemarketer.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Possum3 · Possum3

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, I almost had an affair with another woman. What do you mean, almost? the priest said. Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped. The priest said, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. Youre not to see that...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

RustyD · RustyD

RustyD · RustyD

Possum3 · Possum3

When I got home my wife had two of her friends round. "Here he is," she said. "We were just talking about having a foursome, if you're up for it?" She smiled and winked. Two minutes later, I appeared naked with my d1ck in my hand. They all had tennis racquets in theirs! -- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 18th...

RustyD · RustyD

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	SENIOR STUFF.... (Preview) SENIOR ROMANCEAn older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.A few moments lat...	aussie_paul	0	669	12:25 PM Jul 25, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Little johnny again. (Preview) A family are driving behind a garbage truck, when a very large vibrator flies out of the truck and hits the windscreen. To hide her embarrassment the mother turns and says to her young children, "Hey, kids ... that certainly was a big insect." Little 7 year old Johnny, her son, says "Sure was ... I...	aussie_paul	0	701	05:20 PM Jul 24, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Dark in here. (Preview) A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to... watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The littl...	Possum3	0	730	01:52 PM Jul 24, 2017 by Possum3
	For computer geeks (Preview) Please be more specific. I upgraded my girlfriend to wife and had all kind of issues. I saved my chat with tech support if any of you have had the same problems.Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing t...	rgren2	1	698	01:36 PM Jul 24, 2017 by RustyD
	Possums.. (Preview) The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possums. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded thepossums were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the possums had taken an interest in the baptis...	aussie_paul	2	775	09:53 PM Jul 23, 2017 by aussie_paul
	The destroyer Captain (Preview) The destroyer Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"One of the Muslims puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading Britain".The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.When the Captain finally catches his breath, he g...	aussie_paul	1	732	07:31 PM Jul 23, 2017 by Woody2
	Bullfight (Preview) A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The wait...	Yarra	0	692	02:01 PM Jul 23, 2017 by Yarra
	Canadian.... Meals on Wheels..... (Preview) If he hits any black ice, it'll be a cold meal !!!! K.J.	kiwijims	3	921	10:35 AM Jul 23, 2017 by Cowboy7307
	New model. (Preview) Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to...	Possum3	0	635	08:57 AM Jul 23, 2017 by Possum3
	Elderly Jewish Gentleman telling a Jewish Joke as only a Jew can do..lol.. (Preview) Video, not long,.. of a humourous Jewish Gentleman telling a Jewish Joke...lol....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	710	10:25 AM Jul 22, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Talking about online scams........ (Preview) Sad news Nigerian man dies....lol.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	791	09:42 PM Jul 20, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Refugee (Preview)	RustyD	2	785	06:47 PM Jul 20, 2017 by RustyD
	Irish Again (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b7BpxZhk-0 When you have listened to this there are links to how to handle a telemarketer.	RustyD	0	750	03:43 PM Jul 20, 2017 by RustyD
	Picking on the Irish again... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	745	11:37 AM Jul 20, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Paddy again (Preview) A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, I almost had an affair with another woman. What do you mean, almost? the priest said. Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped. The priest said, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. Youre not to see that...	Possum3	0	769	09:03 AM Jul 20, 2017 by Possum3
	Paddy's evaluation... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	712	10:21 PM Jul 19, 2017 by aussie_paul
	A Day at Work (Preview)	RustyD	0	777	05:38 PM Jul 19, 2017 by RustyD
	Bugger (Preview)	RustyD	3	882	01:38 AM Jul 19, 2017 by Joe50
	Misunderstood. (Preview) When I got home my wife had two of her friends round. "Here he is," she said. "We were just talking about having a foursome, if you're up for it?" She smiled and winked. Two minutes later, I appeared naked with my d1ck in my hand. They all had tennis racquets in theirs! -- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 18th...	Possum3	0	688	08:42 PM Jul 18, 2017 by Possum3
	Hazardous Material (Preview)	RustyD	1	744	03:51 PM Jul 18, 2017 by warhorse
«First < 1 … 380 381 382 383 384 … 672 > Last» \| Page of 672 sorted by