Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?" Again, the barber looks a...

Possum3 · Possum3

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day. AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.... IN PRISON..........you get ti...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 3rd of July 2017 09:35:42 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Golden Oldie....I think it was Irish originally.....lol...Hoo Roo

Phillipn · Phillipn

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Possum3 · Possum3

An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. W...

Possum3 · Possum3

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially well-developed and open to trade, especially... Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spai...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

The dangers of riding at high speed?.....lmao...Hoo Roo... short video..

Yarra · Yarra

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.He then stopped by the feed store and picked up...

Possum3 · Possum3

My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between...

Phillipn · Phillipn

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk... The Recep...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

When you gotta weeee.......Hoo Roo

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

The big day had finally arrived and the newly weds are very happy. They attend the wedding reception with all their friends and family. Every thing go's as planned and both are so happy the reception go's on into the night. Maria's Mumma go's over to her daughter and tells her its time to do her duty and t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

These should carry a warning..'Not to Be Bred With!'.......Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I think we are all getting old at the right time/period....here's how a modern marriage may go....Hoo Roo Dearest Dad, I am coming home to get married soon, so get your cheque book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know I'm in Australia....and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dat...

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	Barber (Preview) A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?" Again, the barber looks a...	Possum3	0	666	09:51 AM Jul 4, 2017 by Possum3
	Prison vs work (Preview) IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day. AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.... IN PRISON..........you get ti...	Possum3	0	610	08:54 AM Jul 4, 2017 by Possum3
	Cold in Canberra. (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 3rd of July 2017 09:35:42 PM	aussie_paul	2	775	12:26 AM Jul 4, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	See that!...you schmuck! (Preview) Golden Oldie....I think it was Irish originally.....lol...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	696	06:03 PM Jul 3, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Bumper Bar Stickers (Preview)	Phillipn	0	757	08:47 PM Jul 2, 2017 by Phillipn
	Never fight with your wife unless your prepared to pay (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	715	01:04 PM Jul 2, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Mystery (Preview) An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. W...	Possum3	0	750	08:41 AM Jul 2, 2017 by Possum3
	Geography (Preview) GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially well-developed and open to trade, especially... Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spai...	Possum3	0	745	08:37 AM Jul 2, 2017 by Possum3
	What fantastic M/Bike riding skills she 'Displays'...... (Preview) The dangers of riding at high speed?.....lmao...Hoo Roo... short video..	Goldfinger	0	701	02:16 PM Jul 1, 2017 by Goldfinger
	WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE (Preview) A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.He then stopped by the feed store and picked up...	Yarra	1	852	01:23 PM Jul 1, 2017 by Bryan
	The cat. (Preview) My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between...	Possum3	0	701	10:08 AM Jul 1, 2017 by Possum3
	Opinion Poll (Preview)	Phillipn	0	708	09:25 PM Jun 30, 2017 by Phillipn
	..Pity........the Cheerleaders song would have been interesting.....lol.. (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	660	07:18 PM Jun 30, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Drs Office. (Preview) There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk... The Recep...	Possum3	0	1023	07:53 PM Jun 29, 2017 by Possum3
	Suspicious Husbands... (Preview) When you gotta weeee.......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	1196	12:16 PM Jun 29, 2017 by Goldfinger
	lol............. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	646	11:39 AM Jun 29, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Maria & Mario get Married (Preview) The big day had finally arrived and the newly weds are very happy. They attend the wedding reception with all their friends and family. Every thing go's as planned and both are so happy the reception go's on into the night. Maria's Mumma go's over to her daughter and tells her its time to do her duty and t...	Hey Jim	0	895	10:38 AM Jun 29, 2017 by Hey Jim
	Arguing (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	906	09:46 PM Jun 28, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Dickheads with Guns....Not long video.... (Preview) These should carry a warning..'Not to Be Bred With!'.......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	682	07:41 PM Jun 28, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Modern marriage... (Preview) I think we are all getting old at the right time/period....here's how a modern marriage may go....Hoo Roo Dearest Dad, I am coming home to get married soon, so get your cheque book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know I'm in Australia....and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dat...	Goldfinger	0	696	07:32 PM Jun 28, 2017 by Goldfinger
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