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Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I like the one, where we used to describe our knees as left or right when we were younger...Hoo Rool

Craig1 · Craig1

A little language

Possum3 · Possum3

Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the tea...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital. While on the operating table she had a 'near death' experience..... Seeing God, she asked.."Is my time up?"... God said, " No you have another 33 years, 2 months, 8 days, four hours and 31 minutes to live....." Since she had so much tim...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Short Download....Hoo Roo

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them 50. Thi...

Possum3 · Possum3

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you Husband: Whats up? Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our k...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

.....""Yeahhhh I knowwwww"........Apparently he's finished "practising" as President....now he's practising for a new Role....Maaaaaaam......lol...Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 24th of June 2017 12:20:32 AM -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 24th of June 2017 12:22:47 AM

Possum3 · Possum3

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped off, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthesia shot. No way, no needles! I hate needles! the man exclaimed. So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, I cant do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suf...

Yarra · Yarra

After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Eddy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, we will all get up at the same time and walk out in protest.Class starts and the teacher says: "OK kids, tod...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

I lived in the Philippines for several years. This is the Driver's Handbook... -- Edited by Big Gorilla on Sunday 21st of July 2013 02:55:41 PM

Possum3 · Possum3

A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies "Free". The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake fo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

When I was last in China I wanted a city guided tour. I asked a Chinese girl behind tourist counter for her phone No. She gave me a big smile and replied Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight I replied Wow, you Chinese women are friendly A guy beside me overheard and said to me What she really said was 666136...

rgren2 · rgren2

Little Sammy has really upset the girls at school.After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Sammy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, they will all get up at the same time and walk out in pro...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notice...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young Army officer was severely wounded in the head by a grenade, but the only visible, permanent injury was that both of his ears were amputated.Since his remaining hearing was sufficient, he remained in the Army. Many years later he eventually rose to the rank of Major General. He was, however, v...

Possum3 · Possum3

Paddy and Mick were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the stainless steel, still deep in conversation. But Paddy could hardly ignore the fact that Mick was very well endowed. "I say, tis a remarkable dong you have there," Paddy wa...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A man and his wife were spending the day at the Zoo. She was wearing an alluring, loose fitting little pink number, sleeveless with straps...... He was wearing his usual jeans and T- shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, They passed in front of a large, erect Silverback Gorilla, obviously th...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Handy hint...if we can still remember the sounds.....lmao...Hoo Roo......very short download..

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Some humourous trueisms here.. (Preview) I like the one, where we used to describe our knees as left or right when we were younger...Hoo Rool	Goldfinger	0	792	07:45 PM Jun 27, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Tickled Me- a little language (Preview) A little language	Craig1	0	842	04:46 PM Jun 27, 2017 by Craig1
	New Hinge. (Preview) Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the tea...	Possum3	0	1246	03:21 PM Jun 27, 2017 by Possum3
	The 65 year old Lady...... (Preview) A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital. While on the operating table she had a 'near death' experience..... Seeing God, she asked.."Is my time up?"... God said, " No you have another 33 years, 2 months, 8 days, four hours and 31 minutes to live....." Since she had so much tim...	Goldfinger	0	864	10:31 AM Jun 26, 2017 by Goldfinger
	The Kiss!.......then the fights begin.....lol (Preview) Short Download....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	1050	07:44 PM Jun 25, 2017 by Radar
	78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist .. (Preview) A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them 50. Thi...	Aus-Kiwi	0	897	05:29 PM Jun 25, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	DNA test. (Preview) After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you Husband: Whats up? Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our k...	Possum3	1	1175	02:39 PM Jun 24, 2017 by Tony Bev
	I see Donald Frump is going to make 'UK' Great Again as well..photos prove... (Preview) .....""Yeahhhh I knowwwww"........Apparently he's finished "practising" as President....now he's practising for a new Role....Maaaaaaam......lol...Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 24th of June 2017 12:20:32 AM -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 24th of June 2017 12:22:47 AM	Goldfinger	1	902	10:56 AM Jun 24, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Blonde. (Preview) Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped off, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama...	Possum3	0	795	08:40 AM Jun 24, 2017 by Possum3
	Female Dentist (Preview) A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthesia shot. No way, no needles! I hate needles! the man exclaimed. So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, I cant do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suf...	Possum3	0	1182	08:36 AM Jun 22, 2017 by Possum3
	Little Eddy has really upset the girls at school (Preview) After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Eddy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, we will all get up at the same time and walk out in protest.Class starts and the teacher says: "OK kids, tod...	Yarra	0	851	08:17 AM Jun 22, 2017 by Yarra
	Philippine Driver's Handbook. (Preview) I lived in the Philippines for several years. This is the Driver's Handbook... -- Edited by Big Gorilla on Sunday 21st of July 2013 02:55:41 PM	Big Gorilla	11	5228	06:56 AM Jun 22, 2017 by crafter2u
	Free (Preview) A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies "Free". The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake fo...	Possum3	0	1035	07:13 PM Jun 21, 2017 by Possum3
	China... (Preview) When I was last in China I wanted a city guided tour. I asked a Chinese girl behind tourist counter for her phone No. She gave me a big smile and replied Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight I replied Wow, you Chinese women are friendly A guy beside me overheard and said to me What she really said was 666136...	aussie_paul	0	854	03:24 PM Jun 21, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Sammy (Preview) Little Sammy has really upset the girls at school.After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Sammy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, they will all get up at the same time and walk out in pro...	rgren2	0	809	01:59 PM Jun 21, 2017 by rgren2
	lol (Preview) If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notice...	aussie_paul	0	674	01:14 PM Jun 21, 2017 by aussie_paul
	A young Army officer (Preview) A young Army officer was severely wounded in the head by a grenade, but the only visible, permanent injury was that both of his ears were amputated.Since his remaining hearing was sufficient, he remained in the Army. Many years later he eventually rose to the rank of Major General. He was, however, v...	aussie_paul	0	785	01:12 PM Jun 21, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Paddy & Mick (Preview) Paddy and Mick were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the stainless steel, still deep in conversation. But Paddy could hardly ignore the fact that Mick was very well endowed. "I say, tis a remarkable dong you have there," Paddy wa...	Possum3	0	718	08:49 AM Jun 21, 2017 by Possum3
	OH...OH....OH....SOME MONKEY BUSINESS..... (Preview) A man and his wife were spending the day at the Zoo. She was wearing an alluring, loose fitting little pink number, sleeveless with straps...... He was wearing his usual jeans and T- shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, They passed in front of a large, erect Silverback Gorilla, obviously th...	Goldfinger	1	849	07:07 PM Jun 20, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	How to drink your coffee in perfect peace!..... (Preview) Handy hint...if we can still remember the sounds.....lmao...Hoo Roo......very short download..	Goldfinger	2	721	07:05 PM Jun 20, 2017 by Woody n Sue
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