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The Flasher and the Lift.......
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Very short download.....its clean!...lol....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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The blind Archer's clever idea....
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For whom the 'Bell' tolls......lol...Hoo Roo.. not long download..
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Goldfinger
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Sign in Doctor's Office............
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You have seen pharmaceuticaladvertising in doctor's offices on everythingfrom tissues to note pads.This one should get First prize... I e-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend;he e-mailed back:"If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.K.J.
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Dad jokes.
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1. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore. 2. Bought a litre of Tipp-Ex yesterday. Hug...e mistake. 3. I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof. 4. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 5. I tried to catch some fog today but I mist. 6. I...
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lol........
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I was sitting at the bar..........
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I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink, contemplating, when a really bigtrouble-making Scumbag steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig."Well, what you gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears."Come on, man," the Scumbag says, "I didn't think you'd CR...
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A new priest at his first mass....
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.Next Sunday the n...
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Martha Jones, Room 302...
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A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...
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This heron knows how to catch and eat a fish...
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Clever fisherman......or should that be fisherbird?......Swallows it whole........short download only....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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.....I'll bet we've all done this at some time.....
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Very short download.....no gout...er ..I mean no doubt, we've all done this.......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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What do you fear most about old age
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Woody n Sue
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Another 17 year old and the drug store
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Young 17 year old lad walks up to the counter in the chemist shop and says to the rather attractive young lady behind the counter. Ï would like 3 condoms miss. She replies. "Don't you miss me. He then says "alright made it 4 then please. Jay&Dee.
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Arthur
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A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!" One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother...
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TRUE DEFINITION OF A CO-PILOT ~ NO BETTER EXPLANATION HAS EVER EVOLVED!
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Many years ago on a long trans-continental flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the ****pit. When she got up there, she found four crew. She asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the Navigator and his responsibilities were to keep the aircraft on its track across the earth...
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Peace at Last!...I have to find this place!...may not be P/Correct.....
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Not a long download....not recommended for a lasting relationship..remember we're only joking!...lmao...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Do we all really need a 'Guiding Hand'........?.......
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Not a large download...I don't think I would abrogate my authority delegated in final scene!......lmao....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Can't you see I'm on the phone.....?.....?
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Rather predictable....however quite accurate and humorous.....lmao... Not a long download...Hoo Roo
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Mother's milk
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Biology Class - final exam Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk', worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula...
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A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN
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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR...
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What I Want In A Man!
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What I Want In A Man! Original List: age (20 something) 1.. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Open...
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