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Divorce the missus
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Jonno and Gazza are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, and drinking beer when suddenly Gazza says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the missus - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Jonno takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over ...women like that are hard to find." A golfer was i...
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Finders keepers
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An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd...
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There are no fish under the ice
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER...
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Pirate
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A Pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, Hey, I havent seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible. What do you mean? said the Pirate, I feel fine. What about the wooden leg? You didnt have that before. Arr, well, said the Pirate, We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but Im...
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Oldie - Still Tickles my fancy
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It pays to always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. One couple drove their car to the shopping mall, only to have it break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed it. The wife returned later to see a small group of peo...
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Simple fart
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A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, ... A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... A fart can create A most...
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The Baptism
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Treating others...
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Three Black Men
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Three Black MenAt the National Art Gallery in Scotland, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie. The cur...
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The Drunk
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The Drunk A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and re...
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Chooks.
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I just found out that c0ck fighting is done with chickens - That was eight months of wasted traing.
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Using an ATM
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How a man withdraws cash from the ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Go to ATM 3) Insert card 4) Enter PIN... 5) Take money 6) Drive away ------------------ How a woman withdraws cash from the ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Check makeup 3) Turn off engine 4) Check makeup 5) Go to ATM 6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse 7) Insert card...
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speaking of monkeys.
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I went to a mate's wedding and I whispered to a bloke next to me "isn't the bride a right ugly bastard". "Do you mind? That's my daughter you're talking about" "I'm really sorry, I didn't know you were her father" "I'm not. I'm her mother, was the reply
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Be Aware
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TO THE ADMIN OF THIS PAGE; CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8 I...
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Monkeys can so easily make monkeys of us....
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I get quite excited by eating bananas as well......short download..Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Now don't shoot the messenger Grey Nomad Ladies....lmao
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A few new ones at all our expense I feel...lol.....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Women are better than men
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The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all thebackground checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and awoman. For the final test, the C I A agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructi...
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Another Blonde
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Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a large building. The blonde looked at Bob and said, Do you think hell jump? Bob said, You kn...
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Relocating
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Woody n Sue
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FATHER (this one IS priceless!)
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FATHER (this one IS priceless!) A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a Priest, said, .... 'I am a Father..' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his colla...
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