|
COMPLETE vs FINISHED
(Preview)
COMPLETE vs FINISHED Time for a clear, serious grammar lesson.No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man...
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
915
|
|
|
|
|
Should have bought a hat Bert...
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
803
|
|
|
|
|
Blond/Grey Men
(Preview)
Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later! A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." ------------------------------ ------ A blond man spies a letter lyin...
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
660
|
|
|
|
|
Golfer had an accident
(Preview)
A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Plea...
|
Woody n Sue
|
2
|
782
|
|
|
|
|
Complaints to Councils - UK.
(Preview)
- Extracts from letters written by council tenants: > 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. > ... 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. > 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his ba...
|
Possum3
|
0
|
710
|
|
|
|
|
Never, Never,...Ever...Let the Groom Order The Wedding Cake.......
(Preview)
|
Goldfinger
|
3
|
774
|
|
|
|
|
Quick thinker...
(Preview)
A hooded robber burst into a North Dakota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave North Dakota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around t...
|
aussie_paul
|
2
|
948
|
|
|
|
|
Quickie in the Bushes
(Preview)
There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient thr...
|
Woody2
|
1
|
1000
|
|
|
|
|
The Nice Man Became Impatient
(Preview)
A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "C...
|
Yarra
|
1
|
1066
|
|
|
|
|
Scottish husband
(Preview)
A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub. He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie." 'She replied, 'Aw, Jock that's nice. Are you taking me tae the pub with you?" 'Nay," Jock replied "I'm t...
|
Hendo
|
0
|
783
|
|
|
|
|
A tiny bit rude...
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
869
|
|
|
|
|
A little rude..
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
790
|
|
|
|
|
Condoms made offshore !!
(Preview)
I see Ansell has been bought out by Chinese company . Through stiff competition Aust condom company has been taken over .. Just what we need at our age !! Hard to believe .. Can imagine the adds ., Lol Dinkum condom . Etc
|
Aus-Kiwi
|
4
|
753
|
|
|
|
|
Putting your affairs in order
(Preview)
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news.You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order..'The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into thewaiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well, daughter, we women celebrate when t...
|
Woody2
|
0
|
842
|
|
|
|
|
Thought for the day
(Preview)
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY.... Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.
|
Woody2
|
0
|
875
|
|
|
|
|
Little Billy
(Preview)
Little Billy was very sad....Bluey the budgie had died .. His Dad said " Look Son...There he is laying there on his back , with his little legs sticking up in the air.... God will come down from Heaven , pick him up by those legs and take him back to Heaven with him "... That satisfied Billy to think Bluey w...
|
Woody2
|
0
|
677
|
|
|
|
|
Caring????
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
2
|
1126
|
|
|
|
|
house work or sex
(Preview)
Housework was women's work. But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished --something's up. It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives wh...
|
Woody n Sue
|
1
|
846
|
|
|
|
|
Oops...
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
859
|
|
|
|
|
This latest Virus is known as the: C-Nile Virus
(Preview)
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! 3....
|
kiwijims
|
0
|
798
|
|
|
