Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This guy just started at his new job, working at a p.rno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and asks if he can handle it. The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the bosss positive comments he finally agrees. A few minutes later a white woman walks in and asks, Ho...

RustyD · RustyD

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An elderly Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his advice on reviving her husband's lagging libido.'What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor."Not a chance," she said... "He won't even take an aspirin.""Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish Viagra.""What's t...

madaboutled · madaboutled

Just designed a new sticker to go just above the camera at the rear of the Motorhome. I'll cut it out tonight & stick it on this week.

fwdoz · fwdoz

A father, son and grandson go out to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reach the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approaches them. She explains that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency which called him awa...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Paddy tells his wife "My bumhole is really burning, I've no idea what it is?" "Ring Sting" his wife says. Paddy replies "How the hell will he know?"

fwdoz · fwdoz

Two old men were sitting on a park bench discussing their love lives. One told the other "I had sex with a 30-year-old three times last night!" "Wow" his friend said "you must be using that Viagra". "Nope" the man replied "I know a secret: wheat bread. Eat lots of it and you can make love for hours. The seco...

Possum3 · Possum3

Go to Salvo's and buy a used pair of 12 -14 Boots, Place them on the front patio, along with a few copies of "Guns and Ammo" magazine. Also place out four very large dog feeding bowls. Leave a note on the door that reads, "Bubba, Me and Marcel, Along with Jimmy Ray and Earl, went for more Ammo and Beer. Be ba...

Possum3 · Possum3

She was standing in the kitchen preparing for their usual boiled egg and toast for breakfast wearing only a tee-shirt that she usually slept in. As he walked in almost awake, she turned to him and said softly, "You have to make love to me at this very moment". His eyes lit up as he wondered "I am still dream...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Sheer Nightgown A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price.Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.He presents it...

JA2340 · JA2340

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

RustyD · RustyD

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't kno...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Voted Best Scottish Short Joke A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dee ye hev any books on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back! Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk abou...

Craig1 · Craig1

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Thermos... (Preview) This guy just started at his new job, working at a p.rno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and asks if he can handle it. The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the bosss positive comments he finally agrees. A few minutes later a white woman walks in and asks, Ho...	aussie_paul	2	1031	11:36 PM Mar 19, 2018 by oldbloke
	Another Sticker for the Van (Preview)	RustyD	2	1120	12:01 PM Mar 19, 2018 by erad
	Oldie but goodie.. (Preview) An elderly Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his advice on reviving her husband's lagging libido.'What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor."Not a chance," she said... "He won't even take an aspirin.""Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish Viagra.""What's t...	aussie_paul	1	1041	11:38 AM Mar 19, 2018 by STRETCH ARMSTRONG
	Rear Camera Sticker (Preview) Just designed a new sticker to go just above the camera at the rear of the Motorhome. I'll cut it out tonight & stick it on this week.	madaboutled	0	810	07:26 PM Mar 18, 2018 by madaboutled
	Golf Challenge (Preview) A father, son and grandson go out to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reach the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approaches them. She explains that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency which called him awa...	fwdoz	1	1011	08:33 AM Mar 17, 2018 by Blues Man
	Ring of Fire (Preview) Paddy tells his wife "My bumhole is really burning, I've no idea what it is?" "Ring Sting" his wife says. Paddy replies "How the hell will he know?"	fwdoz	1	959	08:27 AM Mar 17, 2018 by Blues Man
	Wheat Bread (Preview) Two old men were sitting on a park bench discussing their love lives. One told the other "I had sex with a 30-year-old three times last night!" "Wow" his friend said "you must be using that Viagra". "Nope" the man replied "I know a secret: wheat bread. Eat lots of it and you can make love for hours. The seco...	fwdoz	1	1074	08:26 AM Mar 17, 2018 by Blues Man
	Home Security System (Preview) Go to Salvo's and buy a used pair of 12 -14 Boots, Place them on the front patio, along with a few copies of "Guns and Ammo" magazine. Also place out four very large dog feeding bowls. Leave a note on the door that reads, "Bubba, Me and Marcel, Along with Jimmy Ray and Earl, went for more Ammo and Beer. Be ba...	Possum3	2	1039	10:42 AM Mar 16, 2018 by Aus-Kiwi
	Breakfast delight. (Preview) She was standing in the kitchen preparing for their usual boiled egg and toast for breakfast wearing only a tee-shirt that she usually slept in. As he walked in almost awake, she turned to him and said softly, "You have to make love to me at this very moment". His eyes lit up as he wondered "I am still dream...	Possum3	2	1054	09:48 AM Mar 16, 2018 by mark and kerry
	Arrest me (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1016	09:41 AM Mar 16, 2018 by mark and kerry
	The Sheer Nightgown... (Preview) The Sheer Nightgown A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price.Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.He presents it...	aussie_paul	1	958	07:43 AM Mar 16, 2018 by Blues Man
	Cenosilicaphobia (Preview)	JA2340	0	872	08:06 PM Mar 15, 2018 by JA2340
	Doing for Easter... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1231	05:22 PM Mar 15, 2018 by fwdoz
	Scales. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1238	10:59 PM Mar 14, 2018 by aussie_paul
	She had The winning raffle ticket (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	830	10:29 PM Mar 14, 2018 by Woody n Sue
	Good Idea (Preview)	RustyD	18	1546	05:51 PM Mar 14, 2018 by grahos
	Old geezers.. (Preview) An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't kno...	aussie_paul	3	1267	05:15 PM Mar 14, 2018 by grahos
	Voted Best Scottish Short Joke (Preview) Voted Best Scottish Short Joke A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dee ye hev any books on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back! Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	900	12:00 PM Mar 14, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Mystery of the Universe (Preview) An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk abou...	Possum3	0	1190	08:17 PM Mar 12, 2018 by Possum3
	7 degrees of blond (Preview) b	Craig1	0	1137	05:03 PM Mar 12, 2018 by Craig1
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