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Accent
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I walked into the bar the other day and there were three hefty ladies talking in what I guessed was a Scottish accent. I said; "Are you three Lassies from Scotland?" "It's Wales you idiot" one of them screamed at me. So I said; "Are you three whales from Scotland then?" That's the last thing I remember.
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Death bed.
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Deathbed Wishes: Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to...
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Chrochet doll
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One day, a man found a box in the back of his wardrobe and asked his wife about it. The woman opened the box and showed its contents to him. When we were first married, my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was never to argue. She said if ever I got angry at you, I should just keep quiet and croch...
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One for all the Dads & Grandads on fathers day.......
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Here's a joke for all the dads and Grandads out there for Fathers Day... -- Edited by matildatraveller on Saturday 26th of August 2017 03:47:13 AM
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A cows tail
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls in...
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Two little.......
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Thought this photo would put a smile on your dial...Gwynnie
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Senior Easter
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As Easter approached, Nancy turned to her husband and sighed.Ad. Article continues below. The children and grandchildren are all grown up and they dont live near us anymore. This will be the first year we havent dyed eggs and had an Easter hunt. John patted her leg. Its okay, honey. We can just hide ea...
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Honk for Jesus
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After church, Patricia stopped at her local Christian bookstore and picked up a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. She didnt think it would work, but soon enough she was proven wrong. Stopped at an intersection and thinking about her love for the Lord, Patricia noticed that people behind her were...
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Whispering In The Library....
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This time the girl picked the wrong guyA man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was dee...
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Sunday school.
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Nicole was always getting in trouble for falling asleep at Sunday school. One day, the teacher called on her to answer a question. Tell me, Nicole, who created the universe? Nicole was sleeping and Stevie, who was sitting next to her, took his pencil and poked Nicole in the leg. God Almighty! Nicole s...
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Two Prawns
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TWO PRAWNS Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around. One called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being...
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Getting old...
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You can tell you're getting old when...Wet Dreams & Dry Farts swap places!
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Strobe Lights
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Just installed new Strobe Lights in the bedroom...... Now it looks like the wife is actually moving when we have sex
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Best part
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A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that s...
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Disappointment
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Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose. -- Edited by 67HR on Monday 21st of August 2017 10:57:32 PM
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Oh dear
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US Navy vs Lighthouse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76OlqSd_5k8 cheers -- Edited by Recoup on Monday 21st of August 2017 01:13:54 PM
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Where's my keys?
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https://www.youtube.com/embed/prfCkIOdeAc?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0
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Pauline
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-- Edited by Hey Jim on Saturday 19th of August 2017 09:50:00 AM
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
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Teacher Arrested. A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...
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