Just Joking

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

How sporting is this.....?...hope there's not a heavy recoil.......she's definitely a 'Keeper'.....lmao...Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

These are allegedly comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take yo...

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask abouthis pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium.He asks, Hows the situation?He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.They said, Its fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"

Possum3 · Possum3

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if sh...

Hendo · Hendo

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait! DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful. S...

Possum3 · Possum3

Nelson Mandella is sitting at home watching TV and drinking tea when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complet...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Possum3 · Possum3

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Torah scholar," he says...

Possum3 · Possum3

As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport , President Trump strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=wq_lhlIn1e0 Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Recoup · Recoup

50 years ago a bricklayer started a new job at a building side in Sydney. later in the morning the foreman came around and asked him about the big Mercedes the brickie was driving , all the blokes on the side wanted to know how he could afford it. Well the Brickie told him that he gambles a lot. The foreman as...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Not sure if this will work.. Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is a three-ring circus:Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ---------------------------------...

oldbloke · oldbloke

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered toda...

Possum3 · Possum3

So I'm at Pets at Home buying a bag of dog food for my dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended u...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Gettin' ready for Huntin' Season..... (Preview) How sporting is this.....?...hope there's not a heavy recoil.......she's definitely a 'Keeper'.....lmao...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	735	10:17 PM Aug 5, 2017 by Goldfinger
	SEX and GRAMMAR (Preview) On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old...	Possum3	1	823	07:35 PM Aug 5, 2017 by RustyD
	Asking questions. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	900	03:19 PM Aug 2, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Down South (Preview) These are allegedly comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take yo...	Possum3	0	779	03:05 PM Aug 2, 2017 by Possum3
	Just not cricket... (Preview) Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask abouthis pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium.He asks, Hows the situation?He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.They said, Its fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"	Des and Jane	0	793	12:03 PM Aug 2, 2017 by Des and Jane
	Blonde (Preview) Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if sh...	Possum3	0	694	09:49 AM Aug 2, 2017 by Possum3
	Helga's Cruise Ship Diary (Preview) DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait! DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful. S...	Hendo	0	928	09:49 AM Aug 2, 2017 by Hendo
	Nelson Mandella (Preview) Nelson Mandella is sitting at home watching TV and drinking tea when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complet...	Possum3	0	675	09:11 AM Aug 2, 2017 by Possum3
	Longest nerve in the body (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	805	08:09 AM Aug 2, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Believer (Preview) A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Torah scholar," he says...	Possum3	0	700	09:41 AM Aug 1, 2017 by Possum3
	Trump's UK visit. (Preview) As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport , President Trump strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards th...	Possum3	1	954	08:49 AM Aug 1, 2017 by Blues Man
	A little Political but funny... (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=wq_lhlIn1e0 Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1003	04:00 PM Jul 31, 2017 by Craig1
	Best friends.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	841	12:12 PM Jul 31, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Jokes (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	752	11:52 AM Jul 31, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Rich Bricklayer (Preview) 50 years ago a bricklayer started a new job at a building side in Sydney. later in the morning the foreman came around and asked him about the big Mercedes the brickie was driving , all the blokes on the side wanted to know how he could afford it. Well the Brickie told him that he gambles a lot. The foreman as...	Recoup	0	847	06:11 PM Jul 29, 2017 by Recoup
	Oops.... (Preview) Not sure if this will work.. Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	689	06:04 PM Jul 29, 2017 by KFT
	A few oldies... (Preview) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is a three-ring circus:Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ---------------------------------...	aussie_paul	0	686	05:33 PM Jul 29, 2017 by aussie_paul
	True love (Preview) A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered toda...	oldbloke	2	816	01:36 PM Jul 29, 2017 by rickeng
	Another oldie I just came accross. (Preview) So I'm at Pets at Home buying a bag of dog food for my dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended u...	Possum3	0	758	10:44 AM Jul 29, 2017 by Possum3
	A few chuckles...... (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	731	10:39 AM Jul 29, 2017 by kiwijims
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