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Over 70s jokes..
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Over 70s jokesI was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business.This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said,"You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?"I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?"She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen".I said, "Then you bett...
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Went into The BP service station
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Went into The BP service station and I noticed two policemen watching a woman smoking a ciggie while she was filling up.I saw her & thought "what an idiot....with the police right there too".I went in to pay and As I was walking out I heard someone screaming. I looked outside & the woman's arm wa...
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A lady went
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A lady went into a bar in Waco, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.The cowboy grinned and said, 'Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the...
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Nicks wife..
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One day Nick's wife asked him "What will he do if she were to die".Nick replied "I'll also die". She asked him "Why?"Nick replied "Well, you know I have a heart condition and most likely I would not be able to tolerate that much happiness".
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firetruck
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One night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the f...
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IT..
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I just met this Australian fella who works in IT...I said:Do you come from a LAN down under?".
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Uncle Ted..
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A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. Whats up? he says. Im having a heart attack, cries the woman.He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as hes dialing, his 4-year-ol...
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One restaurant..
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One restaurant prefers to hire married men. (They're used to taking orders.) -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 5th of March 2024 07:25:17 PM
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Mick..
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lol..
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lol..
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Question?
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She's single..
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Why Marry
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WHY MARRY? At a ****tail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'__________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'Y...
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Earl...
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Horrible response..
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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a man...
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Defense Attorney..
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Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creepi...
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What a deal..
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The best..
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Remember..
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