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WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.He then stopped by the feed store and picked up...
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The cat.
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My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between...
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Opinion Poll
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..Pity........the Cheerleaders song would have been interesting.....lol..
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Goldfinger
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Drs Office.
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There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk... The Recep...
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Suspicious Husbands...
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When you gotta weeee.......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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lol.............
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Maria & Mario get Married
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The big day had finally arrived and the newly weds are very happy. They attend the wedding reception with all their friends and family. Every thing go's as planned and both are so happy the reception go's on into the night. Maria's Mumma go's over to her daughter and tells her its time to do her duty and t...
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Hey Jim
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Arguing
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Dickheads with Guns....Not long video....
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These should carry a warning..'Not to Be Bred With!'.......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Modern marriage...
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I think we are all getting old at the right time/period....here's how a modern marriage may go....Hoo Roo Dearest Dad, I am coming home to get married soon, so get your cheque book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know I'm in Australia....and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dat...
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Some humourous trueisms here..
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I like the one, where we used to describe our knees as left or right when we were younger...Hoo Rool
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Goldfinger
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Tickled Me- a little language
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New Hinge.
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Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the tea...
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The 65 year old Lady......
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A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital. While on the operating table she had a 'near death' experience..... Seeing God, she asked.."Is my time up?"... God said, " No you have another 33 years, 2 months, 8 days, four hours and 31 minutes to live....." Since she had so much tim...
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Goldfinger
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The Kiss!.......then the fights begin.....lol
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Short Download....Hoo Roo
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78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist ..
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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them 50. Thi...
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DNA test.
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After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you Husband: Whats up? Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our k...
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I see Donald Frump is going to make 'UK' Great Again as well..photos prove...
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.....""Yeahhhh I knowwwww"........Apparently he's finished "practising" as President....now he's practising for a new Role....Maaaaaaam......lol...Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 24th of June 2017 12:20:32 AM -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 24th of June 2017 12:22:47 AM
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Blonde.
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped off, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama...
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