Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Dear Wife, Im writing you this letter to tell you that Im leaving you for good. Ive been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer. La...

Possum3 · Possum3

A Police Officer pulled over an elderly couple driving down the freeway He walks up to the drivers side window and asks the husband for his license and registration. The wife, hard of hearing, asks what?! What did he say to you? The husband replies he wants my license! The officer asks him if he knew how f...

Possum3 · Possum3

A Police officer pulled me over. He said "Papers" I said "Scissors - I win" - and drove off. The blighter must want a re-match, he's been chasing me for 20 minutes.

RustyD · RustyD

There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBTI bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender.If the latter, will public restrooms be re...

Possum3 · Possum3

I had a problem with my computer yesterday. So I called Eric, the 11-year-old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, So, what was wrong? He replied, It was an ID ten...

Possum3 · Possum3

There were two nuns One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.... SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he w...

Possum3 · Possum3

Husband called his wife on the phone: Honey Ive been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. Were leaving from office & Ill swing by the house to pick m...

Phillipn · Phillipn

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

A blind man was heading to visit distant relatives in Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he was surprised. These seats sure are big! The person next to him laughed. Everything is big in Texas. When he arrived at his hotel, he visited the bar for a glass of beer. Wow, this glass is enormous! he said.Ad. Ar...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

hako · hako

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft! A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the controllers. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular ph...

Possum3 · Possum3

A cowboy rides into town on his horse and heads straight to the saloon for a drink. A few hours and a bottle of whiskey later, he walks out of the saloon. After a minute, he runs back in. All right! he yells. Who took my horse? No one says a thing. Right, says the cowboy. Im gonna give yall to the count of three....

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

https://www.chicksontheright.com/2017/07/23/peyton-manning-retirement-home-best-thing-youll-see-day/

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

A man and his wife are sitting by the fire when an announcement comes up on the television. Were expecting a lot of snow tonight, folks, the presenter says. Please make sure youre parked on the even-numbered side of the road so we can plough. The man goes out to move the car. The next day, the same thing hap...

Bushpie · Bushpie

JET FUEL Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers At Pert Airport. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do. Dave said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Peter said, "Me too, Y'know, I've heard you can dr...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Divorce. (Preview) Dear Wife, Im writing you this letter to tell you that Im leaving you for good. Ive been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer. La...	Possum3	2	1604	05:59 PM Oct 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	What'd say (Preview) A Police Officer pulled over an elderly couple driving down the freeway He walks up to the drivers side window and asks the husband for his license and registration. The wife, hard of hearing, asks what?! What did he say to you? The husband replies he wants my license! The officer asks him if he knew how f...	Possum3	1	1084	07:37 AM Oct 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	I win. (Preview) A Police officer pulled me over. He said "Papers" I said "Scissors - I win" - and drove off. The blighter must want a re-match, he's been chasing me for 20 minutes.	Possum3	1	1375	07:36 AM Oct 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	The Toilet (Preview) There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBTI bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender.If the latter, will public restrooms be re...	RustyD	1	1227	03:35 PM Oct 13, 2017 by Bryan
	Computer. (Preview) I had a problem with my computer yesterday. So I called Eric, the 11-year-old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, So, what was wrong? He replied, It was an ID ten...	Possum3	3	1314	09:14 PM Oct 12, 2017 by Cruising Cruze
	Two Nuns (Preview) There were two nuns One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.... SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he w...	Possum3	2	1271	04:49 PM Oct 11, 2017 by Blues Man
	Clever wife. (Preview) Husband called his wife on the phone: Honey Ive been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. Were leaving from office & Ill swing by the house to pick m...	Possum3	2	1262	08:20 AM Oct 11, 2017 by jade46
	Please Waiter (Preview)	Phillipn	0	1162	10:07 PM Oct 9, 2017 by Phillipn
	Another MIL joke :) (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1011	02:43 PM Oct 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	Texas. (Preview) A blind man was heading to visit distant relatives in Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he was surprised. These seats sure are big! The person next to him laughed. Everything is big in Texas. When he arrived at his hotel, he visited the bar for a glass of beer. Wow, this glass is enormous! he said.Ad. Ar...	Possum3	0	1071	06:53 PM Oct 8, 2017 by Possum3
	Romantic!!!! (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1172	04:40 PM Oct 8, 2017 by grahos
	Aviation emergency. (Preview) An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft! A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the controllers. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular ph...	hako	0	1015	07:06 PM Oct 7, 2017 by hako
	Back in '71 (Preview) A cowboy rides into town on his horse and heads straight to the saloon for a drink. A few hours and a bottle of whiskey later, he walks out of the saloon. After a minute, he runs back in. All right! he yells. Who took my horse? No one says a thing. Right, says the cowboy. Im gonna give yall to the count of three....	Possum3	0	959	02:28 PM Oct 7, 2017 by Possum3
	One for the ladies... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1326	10:26 PM Oct 6, 2017 by RustyD
	Retirement Home (Preview) https://www.chicksontheright.com/2017/07/23/peyton-manning-retirement-home-best-thing-youll-see-day/	Possum3	1	1264	10:21 PM Oct 6, 2017 by RustyD
	Singles advert... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1187	12:20 PM Oct 6, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Thought Provoking Gender Poster..... (Preview)	Goldfinger	3	1101	10:51 AM Oct 6, 2017 by Bryan
	Left or Right (Preview) A man and his wife are sitting by the fire when an announcement comes up on the television. Were expecting a lot of snow tonight, folks, the presenter says. Please make sure youre parked on the even-numbered side of the road so we can plough. The man goes out to move the car. The next day, the same thing hap...	Possum3	0	1018	04:15 PM Oct 5, 2017 by Possum3
	Have A Good Trip (Preview) JET FUEL Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers At Pert Airport. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do. Dave said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Peter said, "Me too, Y'know, I've heard you can dr...	Bushpie	0	847	07:51 PM Oct 4, 2017 by Bushpie
	Used washer and dryer for sale please make an offer $ (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	1014	06:54 PM Oct 4, 2017 by Robreen
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