Just Joking

rgren2 · rgren2

An opinion on Bitcoin that resonates alarm bells. Get out before all the Monkeys have gone.*BITCOIN*A lot of monkeys lived near a village.One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. The villagers thought that this man is mad.They...

RustyD · RustyD

SENIORS' COFFEE GROUPA group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at Weatherspoon's. "My arms have got so weak that I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; can't even see my coffee." "What? Speak up! What? I ca...

RustyD · RustyD

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

80 Year old Woman on Birth Control Pills:A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next check-up, the new young doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. Looking through these, his eyes grew as he realized Gr...

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and wife are drinking wine when, out of the blue, the wife sighs. ?I love you,? she says quietly. The husband narrows his eyes. ?Is that you or the wine talking?? ?It?s me,? says the wife, ?talking to the wine.?

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Dear Sir,I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous, and having been married for 7 years and having 7 children, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are useless. When first married, we were told to use the rhythm method. Despite trying to dance the qui...

Possum3 · Possum3

A donkey is carrying a huge load across a farm when a pig, Happily laying on his back in the soft mud says to the donkey; "Look at yourself. Old, Skinny, always working for the farmer. And look at me laying around doing nothing, just enjoying myself living life and the farmer feeds me every day". The donke...

Possum3 · Possum3

And, if you think Bankers don't have heart, read the best Banker story of all time... bar none. The City's largest Charitable Organization realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful Banker. So a volunteer paid the Banker a visit in his lavish office. The volun...

Possum3 · Possum3

During a trial, the clerk addressed the prisoner in the dock Do you wish to challenge the jury? The prisoner looked at the people assembled. Well, not all of them at once, he said, but I reckon I could go a few rounds with the little chubby guy in the middle for starters.

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman noticed her husband trying to weigh himself on the bathroom scale. Each time he stepped on, he started sucking in his stomach. Thats not going to help, darling, said the wife. Trust me. Its already working, the husband said smugly. Now I can see the numbers.

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)Question: If you could li...

Possum3 · Possum3

Louise walked in to church one day in a see-through blouse and the priest stopped her from going any further. You cant come into church like that, he said. Yes, I can, said Louise. I have a divine right. You have a divine left as well, my dear, said the priest. But you still cant come in without a hat.

Paintar · Paintar

Snow white, Superman and Pinochio are walking down the street. They come across a sign that says : Beauty Contest.. Snow white says she is going to enter. After a while she comes out with the 1st prize!... They walk further and come across a sign that reads : Strongest man contest. Superman ente...

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

What did Santa say, When he saw Rudolph's report card from school? "You've gone down in History"

Possum3 · Possum3

What did the Doctor say, when the Gingerbread man had a sore knee? "Did you try icing it?". I promise I won't post any more - today at least.

Possum3 · Possum3

Women are unhappier than men until they reach their mid-80s, a new survey has found. While men were found to be happier in their younger years, women only overtake them after the age of 85 The NHS Health Survey for England concentrated on 8,000 people, and found a dramatic difference between the gende...

Relax-n · Relax-n

Went to the bookstore and asked the salesperson where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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	Understanding Bitcoin (Preview) An opinion on Bitcoin that resonates alarm bells. Get out before all the Monkeys have gone.BITCOINA lot of monkeys lived near a village.One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. The villagers thought that this man is mad.They...	rgren2	3	1113	07:33 PM Dec 27, 2017 by Dickodownunder
	Seniors Coffee (Preview) SENIORS' COFFEE GROUPA group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at Weatherspoon's. "My arms have got so weak that I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; can't even see my coffee." "What? Speak up! What? I ca...	RustyD	1	1153	05:53 PM Dec 26, 2017 by grahos
	Dog vs Cat (Preview)	RustyD	2	1228	06:59 AM Dec 25, 2017 by Blues Man
	A few oldies... (Preview) 80 Year old Woman on Birth Control Pills:A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next check-up, the new young doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. Looking through these, his eyes grew as he realized Gr...	aussie_paul	1	1104	06:57 AM Dec 25, 2017 by Blues Man
	True Love (Preview) A husband and wife are drinking wine when, out of the blue, the wife sighs. ?I love you,? she says quietly. The husband narrows his eyes. ?Is that you or the wine talking?? ?It?s me,? says the wife, ?talking to the wine.?	Possum3	1	1066	05:55 AM Dec 23, 2017 by Blues Man
	Irishman's letter to a doctor - Adults Only (Preview) Dear Sir,I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous, and having been married for 7 years and having 7 children, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are useless. When first married, we were told to use the rhythm method. Despite trying to dance the qui...	aussie_paul	2	1313	05:43 PM Dec 22, 2017 by Possum3
	Smart Ass. (Preview) A donkey is carrying a huge load across a farm when a pig, Happily laying on his back in the soft mud says to the donkey; "Look at yourself. Old, Skinny, always working for the farmer. And look at me laying around doing nothing, just enjoying myself living life and the farmer feeds me every day". The donke...	Possum3	3	1514	11:06 PM Dec 21, 2017 by wal1
	The Banker (Preview) And, if you think Bankers don't have heart, read the best Banker story of all time... bar none. The City's largest Charitable Organization realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful Banker. So a volunteer paid the Banker a visit in his lavish office. The volun...	Possum3	2	1073	07:34 PM Dec 21, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	The Jury (Preview) During a trial, the clerk addressed the prisoner in the dock Do you wish to challenge the jury? The prisoner looked at the people assembled. Well, not all of them at once, he said, but I reckon I could go a few rounds with the little chubby guy in the middle for starters.	Possum3	2	1514	08:16 PM Dec 20, 2017 by grahos
	How heavy? (Preview) A woman noticed her husband trying to weigh himself on the bathroom scale. Each time he stepped on, he started sucking in his stomach. Thats not going to help, darling, said the wife. Trust me. Its already working, the husband said smugly. Now I can see the numbers.	Possum3	1	1188	08:13 PM Dec 20, 2017 by grahos
	When you feel a bit stupid read this (Preview) If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)Question: If you could li...	Tony Bev	2	1447	08:12 PM Dec 20, 2017 by grahos
	In Church. (Preview) Louise walked in to church one day in a see-through blouse and the priest stopped her from going any further. You cant come into church like that, he said. Yes, I can, said Louise. I have a divine right. You have a divine left as well, my dear, said the priest. But you still cant come in without a hat.	Possum3	1	1325	09:17 AM Dec 20, 2017 by Blues Man
	1st Prize (Preview) Snow white, Superman and Pinochio are walking down the street. They come across a sign that says : Beauty Contest.. Snow white says she is going to enter. After a while she comes out with the 1st prize!... They walk further and come across a sign that reads : Strongest man contest. Superman ente...	Paintar	7	1583	10:05 PM Dec 18, 2017 by Craig1
	Golf (Preview) A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...	Possum3	1	961	08:47 PM Dec 16, 2017 by Blues Man
	Golf (Preview) A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...	Possum3	1	983	08:45 PM Dec 16, 2017 by Blues Man
	What could possibly go wrong!!! (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	10	1406	08:34 PM Dec 16, 2017 by RustyD
	Dad Joke (Preview) What did Santa say, When he saw Rudolph's report card from school? "You've gone down in History"	Possum3	1	1243	09:06 PM Dec 15, 2017 by grahos
	Dad Joke #2 (Preview) What did the Doctor say, when the Gingerbread man had a sore knee? "Did you try icing it?". I promise I won't post any more - today at least.	Possum3	0	1044	10:12 AM Dec 15, 2017 by Possum3
	Unhappy Women (Preview) Women are unhappier than men until they reach their mid-80s, a new survey has found. While men were found to be happier in their younger years, women only overtake them after the age of 85 The NHS Health Survey for England concentrated on 8,000 people, and found a dramatic difference between the gende...	Possum3	0	1117	09:51 AM Dec 15, 2017 by Possum3
	Self Help? (Preview) Went to the bookstore and asked the salesperson where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.	Relax-n	0	958	10:32 PM Dec 14, 2017 by Relax-n
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