Just Joking

sandman55 · sandman55

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

sandman55 · sandman55

Three Black MenAt the National Art Gallery in Scotland, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie. The cur...

sandman55 · sandman55

The Drunk A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and re...

Possum3 · Possum3

I just found out that c0ck fighting is done with chickens - That was eight months of wasted traing.

Possum3 · Possum3

How a man withdraws cash from the ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Go to ATM 3) Insert card 4) Enter PIN... 5) Take money 6) Drive away ------------------ How a woman withdraws cash from the ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Check makeup 3) Turn off engine 4) Check makeup 5) Go to ATM 6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse 7) Insert card...

Possum3 · Possum3

I went to a mate's wedding and I whispered to a bloke next to me "isn't the bride a right ugly bastard". "Do you mind? That's my daughter you're talking about" "I'm really sorry, I didn't know you were her father" "I'm not. I'm her mother, was the reply

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

TO THE ADMIN OF THIS PAGE; CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8 I...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I get quite excited by eating bananas as well......short download..Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A few new ones at all our expense I feel...lol.....Hoo Roo

Magnarc · Magnarc

The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all thebackground checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and awoman. For the final test, the C I A agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructi...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a large building. The blonde looked at Bob and said, Do you think hell jump? Bob said, You kn...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

FATHER (this one IS priceless!) A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a Priest, said, .... 'I am a Father..' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his colla...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wi...

Waffleightis · Waffleightis

When entering the next campground...my brother and I will be ensuring our dash cameras are armed and ready...on zoom...due to our unique vehicles...every campground we enter, we hear the unmistakeable sound of jaws dropping and the sight of eyes boggling when we pull in driving our two Volvo 240 st...

Possum3 · Possum3

I walked into the bar the other day and there were three hefty ladies talking in what I guessed was a Scottish accent. I said; "Are you three Lassies from Scotland?" "It's Wales you idiot" one of them screamed at me. So I said; "Are you three whales from Scotland then?" That's the last thing I remember.

Magnarc · Magnarc

Deathbed Wishes: Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to...

Possum3 · Possum3

One day, a man found a box in the back of his wardrobe and asked his wife about it. The woman opened the box and showed its contents to him. When we were first married, my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was never to argue. She said if ever I got angry at you, I should just keep quiet and croch...

matildatraveller · matildatraveller

Here's a joke for all the dads and Grandads out there for Fathers Day... -- Edited by matildatraveller on Saturday 26th of August 2017 03:47:13 AM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	The Baptism (Preview)	sandman55	0	1032	11:33 PM Sep 10, 2017 by sandman55
	Treating others... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1399	05:34 PM Sep 10, 2017 by RustyD
	Three Black Men (Preview) Three Black MenAt the National Art Gallery in Scotland, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie. The cur...	sandman55	0	1120	08:18 PM Sep 9, 2017 by sandman55
	The Drunk (Preview) The Drunk A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and re...	sandman55	0	977	08:10 PM Sep 9, 2017 by sandman55
	Chooks. (Preview) I just found out that c0ck fighting is done with chickens - That was eight months of wasted traing.	Possum3	1	1581	05:15 PM Sep 9, 2017 by RustyD
	Using an ATM (Preview) How a man withdraws cash from the ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Go to ATM 3) Insert card 4) Enter PIN... 5) Take money 6) Drive away ------------------ How a woman withdraws cash from the ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Check makeup 3) Turn off engine 4) Check makeup 5) Go to ATM 6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse 7) Insert card...	Possum3	0	1221	04:40 PM Sep 9, 2017 by Possum3
	speaking of monkeys. (Preview) I went to a mate's wedding and I whispered to a bloke next to me "isn't the bride a right ugly bastard". "Do you mind? That's my daughter you're talking about" "I'm really sorry, I didn't know you were her father" "I'm not. I'm her mother, was the reply	Possum3	0	1298	08:45 AM Sep 8, 2017 by Possum3
	Be Aware (Preview) TO THE ADMIN OF THIS PAGE; CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8 I...	Aus-Kiwi	4	1337	08:59 PM Sep 7, 2017 by Phillipn
	Monkeys can so easily make monkeys of us.... (Preview) I get quite excited by eating bananas as well......short download..Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	802	08:41 PM Sep 7, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Now don't shoot the messenger Grey Nomad Ladies....lmao (Preview) A few new ones at all our expense I feel...lol.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	962	08:21 PM Sep 7, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Women are better than men (Preview) The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all thebackground checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and awoman. For the final test, the C I A agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructi...	Magnarc	1	1557	12:16 PM Sep 6, 2017 by Khouji
	Another Blonde (Preview) Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a large building. The blonde looked at Bob and said, Do you think hell jump? Bob said, You kn...	Possum3	2	1058	07:59 AM Sep 6, 2017 by Blues Man
	Relocating (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	848	08:05 PM Sep 5, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	FATHER (this one IS priceless!) (Preview) FATHER (this one IS priceless!) A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a Priest, said, .... 'I am a Father..' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his colla...	aussie_paul	2	1635	09:14 AM Sep 5, 2017 by Blues Man
	Definition - Guts and Balls ..... (Preview) There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wi...	aussie_paul	1	950	09:13 AM Sep 5, 2017 by Blues Man
	Real life...no joke... (Preview) When entering the next campground...my brother and I will be ensuring our dash cameras are armed and ready...on zoom...due to our unique vehicles...every campground we enter, we hear the unmistakeable sound of jaws dropping and the sight of eyes boggling when we pull in driving our two Volvo 240 st...	Waffleightis	3	1053	07:47 PM Sep 4, 2017 by Waffleightis
	Accent (Preview) I walked into the bar the other day and there were three hefty ladies talking in what I guessed was a Scottish accent. I said; "Are you three Lassies from Scotland?" "It's Wales you idiot" one of them screamed at me. So I said; "Are you three whales from Scotland then?" That's the last thing I remember.	Possum3	0	1320	12:05 PM Aug 29, 2017 by Possum3
	Death bed. (Preview) Deathbed Wishes: Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to...	Magnarc	0	1441	12:20 PM Aug 28, 2017 by Magnarc
	Chrochet doll (Preview) One day, a man found a box in the back of his wardrobe and asked his wife about it. The woman opened the box and showed its contents to him. When we were first married, my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was never to argue. She said if ever I got angry at you, I should just keep quiet and croch...	Possum3	1	1384	12:40 AM Aug 27, 2017 by Jewel
	One for all the Dads & Grandads on fathers day....... (Preview) Here's a joke for all the dads and Grandads out there for Fathers Day... -- Edited by matildatraveller on Saturday 26th of August 2017 03:47:13 AM	matildatraveller	0	1339	03:45 AM Aug 26, 2017 by matildatraveller
«First < 1 … 405 406 407 408 409 … 701 > Last» \| Page of 701 sorted by