Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.She decided she would take her lunch and sit with them, so she put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men w...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Harbour.Just before she could throw herself off Circular Quay, a handsome young manstopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are offto Italy tomorrow. I can stow you a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Out of the mouth of......A group of school kids went on an excursion to the police station.The police officer pointed to the 10 Most Wanted list and told them that these were the most wanted criminals in the whole country.One student pointed to the photo of the man at the top of the list and said, He is the...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Dick0 · Dick0

aussie_paul, Your posts make me laugh so much I get the stitches, lol!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

dorian · dorian

[url]https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/oyywav/the_mini_cooper_countrymans_right_t...

Possum3 · Possum3

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for thedoctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, andexamined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.'Breast-fed,' she replied...'Well, strip d...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Jacob, age 92, and Reba, age 91, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A plane was moving down the tarmac before it stopped abruptly, turned around and returned to the gate. After a two hour delay, it finally took off."What was the problem?" a worried passenger asked the flight attendant."The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," the flight attendant re...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"Selma, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"Morty yelled, "He says you wer...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven.While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates.She saw a beautiful banquet table.Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.They saw her and...

67HR · 67HR

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

-- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 3rd of September 2024 05:45:04 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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	The old nun and the construction workers.. (Preview) An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.She decided she would take her lunch and sit with them, so she put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men w...	aussie_paul	0	498	07:55 PM Sep 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Sailor.. (Preview) A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Harbour.Just before she could throw herself off Circular Quay, a handsome young manstopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are offto Italy tomorrow. I can stow you a...	aussie_paul	0	412	07:48 PM Sep 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Out of the mouth of.. (Preview) Out of the mouth of......A group of school kids went on an excursion to the police station.The police officer pointed to the 10 Most Wanted list and told them that these were the most wanted criminals in the whole country.One student pointed to the photo of the man at the top of the list and said, He is the...	aussie_paul	0	483	07:44 PM Sep 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Masks.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	386	07:42 PM Sep 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Stitches! (Preview) aussie_paul, Your posts make me laugh so much I get the stitches, lol!	Dick0	4	677	10:20 AM Sep 6, 2024 by Blues Man
	Paddy.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	567	02:58 PM Sep 5, 2024 by aussie_paul
	This makes no sense (Preview) [url]https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/oyywav/the_mini_cooper_countrymans_right_t...	dorian	8	1280	12:25 AM Sep 5, 2024 by Are We Lost
	Milker. (Preview) A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him...	Possum3	0	483	08:42 PM Sep 4, 2024 by Possum3
	Never assume anything.. (Preview) A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for thedoctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, andexamined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.'Breast-fed,' she replied...'Well, strip d...	aussie_paul	0	570	01:09 PM Sep 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	We'd like to register.. (Preview) Jacob, age 92, and Reba, age 91, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"...	aussie_paul	0	475	01:06 PM Sep 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	lol.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	443	01:05 PM Sep 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Delayed flight.. (Preview) A plane was moving down the tarmac before it stopped abruptly, turned around and returned to the gate. After a two hour delay, it finally took off."What was the problem?" a worried passenger asked the flight attendant."The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," the flight attendant re...	aussie_paul	0	418	01:03 PM Sep 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Outdoors.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	514	12:56 PM Sep 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Siblings.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	404	12:54 PM Sep 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Quiche.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	409	12:53 PM Sep 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Traffic Cop.. (Preview) Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"Selma, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"Morty yelled, "He says you wer...	aussie_paul	0	423	12:51 PM Sep 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The pearly gates.. (Preview) After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven.While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates.She saw a beautiful banquet table.Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.They saw her and...	aussie_paul	0	416	12:48 PM Sep 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Dads crash.. (Preview)	67HR	0	498	08:27 PM Sep 3, 2024 by 67HR
	Actually.. (Preview) -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 3rd of September 2024 05:45:04 PM	aussie_paul	1	508	04:55 PM Sep 3, 2024 by grahos
	Disabled parking spot. (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	575	04:53 PM Sep 3, 2024 by Dick0
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