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Cowards..
(Preview)
SO YOU COWARDS think you're tough because you jumped me?? Waited for me to be alone... in front of my house??? I still handled all of you, left 3 of you on the ground laid out!! You're lucky I don't have any marks on my face. I have some on my arms and neck but so what!!!! I bet you didn't expect me to swing back s...
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aussie_paul
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2
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747
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You call it a black out ...
(Preview)
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anolphart
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13
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1418
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What’s in a name
(Preview)
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rgren2
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2
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716
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KFC
(Preview)
Did someone say KFC ...................... foreground object would put you off a bit
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Southern Cruizer
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1
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672
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Cleaning regime for permanent retirement so to speak
(Preview)
Thank god coffins have a minimal of wasted space. It keeps vacuuming & washing of surfaces to a minimum!
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Whenarewethere
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0
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764
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Needs a push..
(Preview)
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.Not a chance, says the husband, it is 3:00 in the morning!He slams the door and returns to bed.Who was that? asked his wif...
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aussie_paul
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0
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680
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"Rider"
(Preview)
After a round of golf, Nannette, Phillipa, Darcey, Yvonne sat around the club house, chatting.Seeing the ladies, the professional golfer approached them and asked: How did your game go?Yvonne said she had a good round making the comment that she actually had 20 riders.The golfer was a bit confused...
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aussie_paul
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0
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663
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Barnaby was here
(Preview)
Hours after footage emerged of Barnaby Joyce lying on a Canberra footpath late at night, a chalk outline was mockingly drawn where he had been lying.(Reddit)
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dorian
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13
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1649
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If the Titanic sank today..
(Preview)
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67HR
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2
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932
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A Bloody Great Aussie Poem, Mate..
(Preview)
The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clockThe co*ky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock .He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs,The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the damsHe stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tankAnd saw a ewe down in t...
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aussie_paul
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1
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953
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Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A Woman..
(Preview)
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.One woman lost it completely.She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last...
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aussie_paul
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0
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694
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Something..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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0
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594
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He always wanted to be remembered
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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662
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The Bear..
(Preview)
Bob, a hunter, went on camping trip with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the forest, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Bob picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look f...
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aussie_paul
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0
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637
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Choices
(Preview)
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anolphart
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1
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715
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Star Trek
(Preview)
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67HR
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0
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607
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Is that the time!
(Preview)
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67HR
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0
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599
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The promotion
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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500
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Proper Function of Government
(Preview)
Sir Humphrey Appleby on the Proper Function of Government:
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Whenarewethere
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1
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765
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Yes Minister, You're a Banker
(Preview)
Yes Minister, You're a Banker (the more I look at the Yes Minister sketches, nothing has changed since the Romans) There is a Milton Caine (not Maynard Keynes), clever, look it up.
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Whenarewethere
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1
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532
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