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Caravan cutlery drawer
(Preview)
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67HR
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0
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773
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Retirement
(Preview)
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rgren2
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0
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827
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Vale Phil Hughes
(Preview)
Vale Phillip Hughes. Gee ten years passes quickly !!!! They sure could use him at no 3 or opening now !!!!!!
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rmoor
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4
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900
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Savour
(Preview)
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rgren2
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2
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914
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The Drover..
(Preview)
A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates."Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered."On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...
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aussie_paul
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0
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840
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Old Models
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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814
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Far Side
(Preview)
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rgren2
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2
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1004
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The complete toolkit..
(Preview)
HAMMER:Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.ELECTRIC DRILL:Normally used for spinning rivets in their holes until you die of old age, but it also works well for drilling mounting holes...
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aussie_paul
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2
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1234
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Noah
(Preview)
One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark". Long Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss...But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 deck...
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rgren2
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7
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1194
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Flirting with death.
(Preview)
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rgren2
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0
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1003
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Cow Farts
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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2
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1116
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Morning Coffee
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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1079
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Smoke Less
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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1
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1133
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Could lose my License
(Preview)
I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer...The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."Officer: "Ok, let's do...
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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973
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Hungry
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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968
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That one friend..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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0
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812
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The difference between dogs and cats..
(Preview)
A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat all died within minutes of one another. All 3 are now faced with God & he wants to know what they believe in.The German Shepherd says "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master"."Good" says God. "You may sit down on my right side".The Doberman...
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aussie_paul
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0
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875
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Is that a record.
(Preview)
A very attractive middle-aged lady walks into a vinyl record shop. She asked the young stud behind the counter. Would you have a vinyl record called Jingle Bells on a 12-inch. Sorry lady, but I will tell you what I do have. I have dangling balls on a 8-inch. to which the attractive lady asked. Is that a re...
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JayDee
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0
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827
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Mens' Deodorant
(Preview)
A man is standing in a pharmacy looking at the men's toiletries shelves. A pharmacy shop assistant approaches him and asks if he needs any help. "I'm just trying to decide what type of deodorant to buy." he replied. "Do you prefer the ball type?" asked the pharmacy shop assistant. "Actually, I jus...
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Mein
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0
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919
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Irish road accident 🙂
(Preview)
Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate Shaun has just been hit by a car..Paddy: ' Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and..and..I tink both his legs are broken.'Operator:' What is your location sir?'Paddy: Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street'..Operator: 'How do y...
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aussie_paul
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0
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880
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