Just Joking

Yarra · Yarra

Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass. After two hours Bob's wi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Yarra · Yarra

Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal.A man with no arms comes up to him and says: "Hey, can you give me a hand?" Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help.He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his ~ censor ~, which he is horrified to di...

Cadpete · Cadpete

Bloody 'auto-spell', it's your worst enema

Yarra · Yarra

Wisdom from the Military Manuals 'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal ------------ --------- --------- --------- 'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' - U.S. Air Force Manual ----------- --------- --------- --------- 'Whoeve...

Yarra · Yarra

Any Medical Concerns? After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Thursday 13th of April 2017 07:51:59 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Peterpan · Peterpan

1.You can't run through a camp-site, you can only ran because it's..........past tents. 2.I walked into a bar and ordered a fruit punch.The Bartender says" If you want a punch you'll have to stand in line". I looked around but there was no punch line! 3.People in Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but pe...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Moorey · Moorey

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you g...

rgren2 · rgren2

Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request. One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a jazz chord! play a jazz chord!" Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz infl...

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

Two old diggers had been out in the bush for ages, their ute had broken down and they were just about on their last legs trying to walk out of the bush and find help. Finally, in the distance, they saw the few buildings and sheds of a small bush town. As they entered town a signpost informed them the town's na...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Yarra · Yarra

After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flipping, buying drinks for people, t...

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

Sam, Billy, and Bobby, were three friends, who grew up together They had never married, and purchased a large house togetherSam went away overseas on a holiday package tourHe loved his cat, so he arranged for his two best friends to look after it He also gave them his holiday itinerary, in case they nee...

Possum3 · Possum3

A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow." I...

Yarra · Yarra

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man.I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said,"Up until last week, I had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes werewashed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and Iwent to the gym, the pool,...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Two Farmers (Preview) Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass. After two hours Bob's wi...	Yarra	0	1225	05:33 PM Apr 15, 2017 by Yarra
	I wish.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	899	02:12 PM Apr 15, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Airport Restroom (Preview) Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal.A man with no arms comes up to him and says: "Hey, can you give me a hand?" Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help.He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his ~ censor ~, which he is horrified to di...	Yarra	0	792	09:55 AM Apr 15, 2017 by Yarra
	Auto-spell problems (Preview) Bloody 'auto-spell', it's your worst enema	Cadpete	1	1056	01:03 PM Apr 14, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	Wisdom from the Military Manuals (Preview) Wisdom from the Military Manuals 'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal ------------ --------- --------- --------- 'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' - U.S. Air Force Manual ----------- --------- --------- --------- 'Whoeve...	Yarra	0	803	07:49 AM Apr 14, 2017 by Yarra
	Any medical concerns (Preview) Any Medical Concerns? After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second t...	Yarra	0	724	07:37 AM Apr 14, 2017 by Yarra
	Oops... (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Thursday 13th of April 2017 07:51:59 PM	aussie_paul	1	920	07:13 AM Apr 14, 2017 by jebs
	Could be the truth.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	808	10:15 PM Apr 13, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Alrready there??? (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	784	07:24 PM Apr 13, 2017 by aussie_paul
	here's a couple (Preview) 1.You can't run through a camp-site, you can only ran because it's..........past tents. 2.I walked into a bar and ordered a fruit punch.The Bartender says" If you want a punch you'll have to stand in line". I looked around but there was no punch line! 3.People in Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but pe...	Peterpan	0	795	10:18 AM Apr 13, 2017 by Peterpan
	Senior's cars.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	882	10:43 PM Apr 12, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Smoking in the rain (Preview) *Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.* *Arlene: What in the hell is that?* *Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.* *Arlene: Where did you g...*	Moorey	0	758	10:22 PM Apr 11, 2017 by Moorey
	Stevie Wonder (Preview) Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request. One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a jazz chord! play a jazz chord!" Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz infl...	rgren2	0	769	07:35 PM Apr 11, 2017 by rgren2
	One of my favourites (Preview) Two old diggers had been out in the bush for ages, their ute had broken down and they were just about on their last legs trying to walk out of the bush and find help. Finally, in the distance, they saw the few buildings and sheds of a small bush town. As they entered town a signpost informed them the town's na...	Mike Harding	0	1052	07:12 PM Apr 11, 2017 by Mike Harding
	lol... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	705	04:09 PM Apr 11, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Husband takes his wife to her high school reunion (Preview) After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flipping, buying drinks for people, t...	Yarra	0	898	08:18 AM Apr 11, 2017 by Yarra
	The cat has died (Preview) Sam, Billy, and Bobby, were three friends, who grew up together They had never married, and purchased a large house togetherSam went away overseas on a holiday package tourHe loved his cat, so he arranged for his two best friends to look after it He also gave them his holiday itinerary, in case they nee...	Tony Bev	0	1057	04:49 PM Apr 10, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Fish Hook. (Preview) A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow." I...	Possum3	0	1141	03:50 PM Apr 9, 2017 by Possum3
	Homeless man (Preview) This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man.I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said,"Up until last week, I had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes werewashed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and Iwent to the gym, the pool,...	Yarra	0	794	09:26 AM Apr 9, 2017 by Yarra
	ha ha. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	753	10:23 PM Apr 8, 2017 by aussie_paul
«First < 1 … 408 409 410 411 412 … 688 > Last» \| Page of 688 sorted by