Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

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Hey Jim · Hey Jim

-- Edited by Hey Jim on Saturday 19th of August 2017 09:50:00 AM

67HR · 67HR

Teacher Arrested. A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...

RustyD · RustyD

S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes.. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .... - - - - - - - But FART !! Just ONE friggin...

RustyD · RustyD

Wanna buy a consonant?Is your heart racing over CLIO R.S.?

Moorey · Moorey

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone. He yelled, "Mayday, mayday! The pilot...

Possum3 · Possum3

An old lady went to the doctors; I dont know whats wrong with me, she says. I keep farting but my farts are silent and odourless. In fact, Ive farted 20 times since walking in here without you noticing. The doctor gives the lady some medication and instructs her to return in a weeks time. At her next appoin...

Possum3 · Possum3

They ended up in Cairns.

Moorey · Moorey

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Hoo Roo

RustyD · RustyD

Possum3 · Possum3

Housewife walked into kitchen and saw husband with fly swatter - She; "whatcha doin?" He; Just "swattin' flies", She; "Caught any?" He; "Yep two boys and three girls" She; "Howdya know wat they were?" He; "Two were on beer can and three were on the phone"

RustyD · RustyD

-- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:06:39 PM -- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:07:21 PM

RustyD · RustyD

BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIAST A Harley Enthusiast (Biker) is strolling through the Taronga Park Zoo, Sydney, when he sees a little girl leaning into the Lions' cage. Suddenly, a Lion pounces at the fence and grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screaming pa...

matildatraveller · matildatraveller

Thought you may get a laugh from this joke sent to me from my niece in Darwin...Gwynnie

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Yarra · Yarra

Farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you w...

oldbloke · oldbloke

Shamus, Patrick and Michael always headed straight for the village pub after work, but today Shamus tells the boys he won't be joining them because his dog has died and he has to bury him.After offering their condolences the other two head for the pub.When two hours had gone past without a sign of Shamu...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Perfection!....Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you." Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been 10 years!"... With this information the girl un...

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	Where's my keys? (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/embed/prfCkIOdeAc?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0	Possum3	0	1650	08:07 AM Aug 20, 2017 by Possum3
	Pauline (Preview) -- Edited by Hey Jim on Saturday 19th of August 2017 09:50:00 AM	Hey Jim	0	1405	09:46 AM Aug 19, 2017 by Hey Jim
	BREAKING NEWS!!! (Preview) Teacher Arrested. A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...	67HR	0	1471	07:16 PM Aug 18, 2017 by 67HR
	Cheers (Preview) S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes.. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .... - - - - - - - But FART !! Just ONE friggin...	RustyD	0	1413	03:00 PM Aug 16, 2017 by RustyD
	Renault Clio Ad (Preview) Wanna buy a consonant?Is your heart racing over CLIO R.S.?	RustyD	0	1325	10:58 AM Aug 16, 2017 by RustyD
	Joke of the day (Preview) An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone. He yelled, "Mayday, mayday! The pilot...	Moorey	0	1532	08:26 PM Aug 15, 2017 by Moorey
	Old lady at Drs. (Preview) An old lady went to the doctors; I dont know whats wrong with me, she says. I keep farting but my farts are silent and odourless. In fact, Ive farted 20 times since walking in here without you noticing. The doctor gives the lady some medication and instructs her to return in a weeks time. At her next appoin...	Possum3	0	1213	03:36 PM Aug 14, 2017 by Possum3
	Two baked beans travelling around Australia (Preview) They ended up in Cairns.	Possum3	3	1273	07:47 PM Aug 13, 2017 by Possum3
	Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum (Preview)	Moorey	0	996	12:38 PM Aug 13, 2017 by Moorey
	Top...ical...Cat! (Preview) Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	934	11:56 AM Aug 13, 2017 by RustyD
	Tea is Evil (Preview)	RustyD	0	1003	04:37 PM Aug 12, 2017 by RustyD
	Determining sex. (Preview) Housewife walked into kitchen and saw husband with fly swatter - She; "whatcha doin?" He; Just "swattin' flies", She; "Caught any?" He; "Yep two boys and three girls" She; "Howdya know wat they were?" He; "Two were on beer can and three were on the phone"	Possum3	0	1021	11:16 AM Aug 12, 2017 by Possum3
	My new knee (Preview) -- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:06:39 PM -- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:07:21 PM	RustyD	0	1074	10:05 PM Aug 10, 2017 by RustyD
	Brave Soldier (Preview) BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIAST A Harley Enthusiast (Biker) is strolling through the Taronga Park Zoo, Sydney, when he sees a little girl leaning into the Lions' cage. Suddenly, a Lion pounces at the fence and grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screaming pa...	RustyD	4	1188	07:28 PM Aug 10, 2017 by RustyD
	Be careful what you wish for...... (Preview) Thought you may get a laugh from this joke sent to me from my niece in Darwin...Gwynnie	matildatraveller	1	1076	07:58 AM Aug 10, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Sign of the times. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1109	10:40 PM Aug 9, 2017 by RustyD
	Accident victim (Preview) Farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you w...	Yarra	0	979	11:59 AM Aug 9, 2017 by Yarra
	Dead dog (Preview) Shamus, Patrick and Michael always headed straight for the village pub after work, but today Shamus tells the boys he won't be joining them because his dog has died and he has to bury him.After offering their condolences the other two head for the pub.When two hours had gone past without a sign of Shamu...	oldbloke	0	924	11:23 AM Aug 9, 2017 by oldbloke
	...and another Golden Oldie..just like us....lol... (Preview) Perfection!....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	915	01:07 PM Aug 7, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Desert island (Preview) A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you." Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been 10 years!"... With this information the girl un...	Possum3	0	967	12:33 PM Aug 7, 2017 by Possum3
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