Just Joking

oldbloke · oldbloke

Paddy Murphy suspects that Mrs Murphy is doing the jiggerypokery with Declan O'Toole from next door.Deciding to catch her at it, Paddy tells her he's working late when he leaves in the morning.That evening Paddy was hiding in the bushes over the road from his house, and sure enough, shortly after dar...

Possum3 · Possum3

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me.... co...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Now...I did not know this......did you?......lol...Hoo Roo........P.S. Disregard my mate's email address....

matildatraveller · matildatraveller

My family sent me this photo while on the road..... Gwynnie

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I think most of us have experienced something similar...in various forms...lmao....Hoo Roo

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

How sporting is this.....?...hope there's not a heavy recoil.......she's definitely a 'Keeper'.....lmao...Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

These are allegedly comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take yo...

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask abouthis pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium.He asks, Hows the situation?He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.They said, Its fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"

Possum3 · Possum3

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if sh...

Hendo · Hendo

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait! DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful. S...

Possum3 · Possum3

Nelson Mandella is sitting at home watching TV and drinking tea when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complet...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Possum3 · Possum3

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Torah scholar," he says...

Possum3 · Possum3

As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport , President Trump strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=wq_lhlIn1e0 Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

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	Paddy again (Preview) Paddy Murphy suspects that Mrs Murphy is doing the jiggerypokery with Declan O'Toole from next door.Deciding to catch her at it, Paddy tells her he's working late when he leaves in the morning.That evening Paddy was hiding in the bushes over the road from his house, and sure enough, shortly after dar...	oldbloke	0	1201	12:28 PM Aug 7, 2017 by oldbloke
	Blonde again. (Preview) One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me.... co...	Possum3	0	829	10:29 PM Aug 6, 2017 by Possum3
	The reason one never sees a dead penguin's body in Antartica..... (Preview) Now...I did not know this......did you?......lol...Hoo Roo........P.S. Disregard my mate's email address....	Goldfinger	1	911	08:20 PM Aug 6, 2017 by Possum3
	What's the best thing about.....??? (Preview) My family sent me this photo while on the road..... Gwynnie	matildatraveller	3	1009	05:20 PM Aug 6, 2017 by Bryan
	An oldie always guaranteed to make me laugh..... (Preview) I think most of us have experienced something similar...in various forms...lmao....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	822	01:38 PM Aug 6, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Little Johnny (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1095	09:02 AM Aug 6, 2017 by matildatraveller
	Gettin' ready for Huntin' Season..... (Preview) How sporting is this.....?...hope there's not a heavy recoil.......she's definitely a 'Keeper'.....lmao...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	807	10:17 PM Aug 5, 2017 by Goldfinger
	SEX and GRAMMAR (Preview) On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old...	Possum3	1	891	07:35 PM Aug 5, 2017 by RustyD
	Asking questions. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	969	03:19 PM Aug 2, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Down South (Preview) These are allegedly comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take yo...	Possum3	0	840	03:05 PM Aug 2, 2017 by Possum3
	Just not cricket... (Preview) Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask abouthis pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium.He asks, Hows the situation?He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.They said, Its fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"	Des and Jane	0	855	12:03 PM Aug 2, 2017 by Des and Jane
	Blonde (Preview) Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if sh...	Possum3	0	772	09:49 AM Aug 2, 2017 by Possum3
	Helga's Cruise Ship Diary (Preview) DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait! DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful. S...	Hendo	0	1014	09:49 AM Aug 2, 2017 by Hendo
	Nelson Mandella (Preview) Nelson Mandella is sitting at home watching TV and drinking tea when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complet...	Possum3	0	740	09:11 AM Aug 2, 2017 by Possum3
	Longest nerve in the body (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	891	08:09 AM Aug 2, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Believer (Preview) A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Torah scholar," he says...	Possum3	0	769	09:41 AM Aug 1, 2017 by Possum3
	Trump's UK visit. (Preview) As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport , President Trump strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards th...	Possum3	1	1015	08:49 AM Aug 1, 2017 by Blues Man
	A little Political but funny... (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=wq_lhlIn1e0 Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1074	04:00 PM Jul 31, 2017 by Craig1
	Best friends.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	917	12:12 PM Jul 31, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Jokes (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	810	11:52 AM Jul 31, 2017 by aussie_paul
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