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Possums..
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The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possums. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded thepossums were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the possums had taken an interest in the baptis...
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The destroyer Captain
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The destroyer Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"One of the Muslims puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading Britain".The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.When the Captain finally catches his breath, he g...
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Bullfight
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A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The wait...
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Canadian.... Meals on Wheels.....
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If he hits any black ice, it'll be a cold meal !!!! K.J.
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New model.
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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to...
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Elderly Jewish Gentleman telling a Jewish Joke as only a Jew can do..lol..
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Video, not long,.. of a humourous Jewish Gentleman telling a Jewish Joke...lol....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Talking about online scams........
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Sad news Nigerian man dies....lol.....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Refugee
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Irish Again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b7BpxZhk-0 When you have listened to this there are links to how to handle a telemarketer.
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Picking on the Irish again...
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Paddy again
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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, I almost had an affair with another woman. What do you mean, almost? the priest said. Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped. The priest said, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. Youre not to see that...
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Paddy's evaluation...
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A Day at Work
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Bugger
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Misunderstood.
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When I got home my wife had two of her friends round. "Here he is," she said. "We were just talking about having a foursome, if you're up for it?" She smiled and winked. Two minutes later, I appeared naked with my d1ck in my hand. They all had tennis racquets in theirs! -- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 18th...
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Hazardous Material
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Day Care
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Tweety
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We used have this stuck on our fridge.
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Olympian
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A man met a beautiful lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One mornin...
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Senior Sex
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The frequency of sexual activity of senior Males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Statistics Canada And The United Nations Board of Health Team, Revealed that: Australian men between 60 And 80 years of age, will on average, have sex Two to three times per week, where...
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