Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

As Easter approached, Nancy turned to her husband and sighed.Ad. Article continues below. The children and grandchildren are all grown up and they dont live near us anymore. This will be the first year we havent dyed eggs and had an Easter hunt. John patted her leg. Its okay, honey. We can just hide ea...

Possum3 · Possum3

After church, Patricia stopped at her local Christian bookstore and picked up a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. She didnt think it would work, but soon enough she was proven wrong. Stopped at an intersection and thinking about her love for the Lord, Patricia noticed that people behind her were...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This time the girl picked the wrong guyA man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was dee...

Possum3 · Possum3

Nicole was always getting in trouble for falling asleep at Sunday school. One day, the teacher called on her to answer a question. Tell me, Nicole, who created the universe? Nicole was sleeping and Stevie, who was sitting next to her, took his pencil and poked Nicole in the leg. God Almighty! Nicole s...

Moorey · Moorey

TWO PRAWNS Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around. One called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being...

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

You can tell you're getting old when...Wet Dreams & Dry Farts swap places!

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Just installed new Strobe Lights in the bedroom...... Now it looks like the wife is actually moving when we have sex

Possum3 · Possum3

A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that s...

67HR · 67HR

Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose. -- Edited by 67HR on Monday 21st of August 2017 10:57:32 PM

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Recoup · Recoup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76OlqSd_5k8 cheers -- Edited by Recoup on Monday 21st of August 2017 01:13:54 PM

Possum3 · Possum3

https://www.youtube.com/embed/prfCkIOdeAc?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

-- Edited by Hey Jim on Saturday 19th of August 2017 09:50:00 AM

67HR · 67HR

Teacher Arrested. A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...

RustyD · RustyD

S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes.. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .... - - - - - - - But FART !! Just ONE friggin...

RustyD · RustyD

Wanna buy a consonant?Is your heart racing over CLIO R.S.?

Moorey · Moorey

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone. He yelled, "Mayday, mayday! The pilot...

Possum3 · Possum3

An old lady went to the doctors; I dont know whats wrong with me, she says. I keep farting but my farts are silent and odourless. In fact, Ive farted 20 times since walking in here without you noticing. The doctor gives the lady some medication and instructs her to return in a weeks time. At her next appoin...

Possum3 · Possum3

They ended up in Cairns.

Moorey · Moorey

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Senior Easter (Preview) As Easter approached, Nancy turned to her husband and sighed.Ad. Article continues below. The children and grandchildren are all grown up and they dont live near us anymore. This will be the first year we havent dyed eggs and had an Easter hunt. John patted her leg. Its okay, honey. We can just hide ea...	Possum3	0	1597	03:30 PM Aug 25, 2017 by Possum3
	Honk for Jesus (Preview) After church, Patricia stopped at her local Christian bookstore and picked up a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. She didnt think it would work, but soon enough she was proven wrong. Stopped at an intersection and thinking about her love for the Lord, Patricia noticed that people behind her were...	Possum3	0	1048	03:29 PM Aug 25, 2017 by Possum3
	Whispering In The Library.... (Preview) This time the girl picked the wrong guyA man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was dee...	aussie_paul	0	1170	08:44 PM Aug 24, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Sunday school. (Preview) Nicole was always getting in trouble for falling asleep at Sunday school. One day, the teacher called on her to answer a question. Tell me, Nicole, who created the universe? Nicole was sleeping and Stevie, who was sitting next to her, took his pencil and poked Nicole in the leg. God Almighty! Nicole s...	Possum3	1	1930	07:07 PM Aug 23, 2017 by Woody2
	Two Prawns (Preview) *TWO* *PRAWNS* *Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around.* *One called Justin and the other called Christian.* *The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.* *Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being...*	Moorey	2	1013	04:46 PM Aug 22, 2017 by rickeng
	Getting old... (Preview) You can tell you're getting old when...Wet Dreams & Dry Farts swap places!	Des and Jane	2	979	04:31 PM Aug 22, 2017 by rickeng
	Strobe Lights (Preview) Just installed new Strobe Lights in the bedroom...... Now it looks like the wife is actually moving when we have sex	Des and Jane	1	905	04:25 PM Aug 22, 2017 by rickeng
	Best part (Preview) A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that s...	Possum3	2	978	04:14 PM Aug 22, 2017 by rickeng
	Disappointment (Preview) Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose. -- Edited by 67HR on Monday 21st of August 2017 10:57:32 PM	67HR	1	1349	08:44 AM Aug 22, 2017 by Possum3
	Oh dear (Preview)	Hey Jim	3	1652	04:34 PM Aug 21, 2017 by Pete49
	US Navy vs Lighthouse (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76OlqSd_5k8 cheers -- Edited by Recoup on Monday 21st of August 2017 01:13:54 PM	Recoup	0	2006	01:13 PM Aug 21, 2017 by Recoup
	Where's my keys? (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/embed/prfCkIOdeAc?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0	Possum3	0	1691	08:07 AM Aug 20, 2017 by Possum3
	Pauline (Preview) -- Edited by Hey Jim on Saturday 19th of August 2017 09:50:00 AM	Hey Jim	0	1459	09:46 AM Aug 19, 2017 by Hey Jim
	BREAKING NEWS!!! (Preview) Teacher Arrested. A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...	67HR	0	1525	07:16 PM Aug 18, 2017 by 67HR
	Cheers (Preview) S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes.. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .... - - - - - - - But FART !! Just ONE friggin...	RustyD	0	1435	03:00 PM Aug 16, 2017 by RustyD
	Renault Clio Ad (Preview) Wanna buy a consonant?Is your heart racing over CLIO R.S.?	RustyD	0	1367	10:58 AM Aug 16, 2017 by RustyD
	Joke of the day (Preview) An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone. He yelled, "Mayday, mayday! The pilot...	Moorey	0	1570	08:26 PM Aug 15, 2017 by Moorey
	Old lady at Drs. (Preview) An old lady went to the doctors; I dont know whats wrong with me, she says. I keep farting but my farts are silent and odourless. In fact, Ive farted 20 times since walking in here without you noticing. The doctor gives the lady some medication and instructs her to return in a weeks time. At her next appoin...	Possum3	0	1227	03:36 PM Aug 14, 2017 by Possum3
	Two baked beans travelling around Australia (Preview) They ended up in Cairns.	Possum3	3	1292	07:47 PM Aug 13, 2017 by Possum3
	Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum (Preview)	Moorey	0	1010	12:38 PM Aug 13, 2017 by Moorey
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