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A guy goes into the confessional box after years
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Default A guy goes into the confessional box after yearsHe pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. Theres a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of various wom...
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A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.
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Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.Son: Okay I was watching Kung Fu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad. Mom: Haha, after...
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Yarra
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Viagra
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A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM ! 'Viagra' is now available in tea bags. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
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Woody2
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Old folks home.
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The new manager at the old folks home was outlining the new rules........ "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rul...
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Magnarc
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Old fella still got it ! Lol
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Aus-Kiwi
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What difference can one word make?
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Goldfinger
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"Fallen Angels!"
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove ... the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of th...
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Scottish Cop
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-----Never mess around with a Scottish Cop ! A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have so...
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Hendo
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I know its been told before..its all in the way you tell it!....
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A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...
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Goldfinger
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After the Wedding night concerns
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Woody n Sue
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Indiscretion .
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Aus-Kiwi
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Romantic is economical .. Lol
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Aus-Kiwi
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The teacher said
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The teacher said ,attached i hope
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Craig1
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Some good advice
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Woody n Sue
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Old Robert
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Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together After the wedd...
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Yarra
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Political joke..
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read to the very end !!! The Squirrel and The Grasshopper POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer...
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aussie_paul
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Doctor's visit
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The doctor took the husband in first.The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.He took her to another cubicle and aske...
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An old ID ticket.
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New store opens in town and they only sell Husbands, but there’s one catch..............
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends t...
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Man thing!
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Just passing it on.. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got los...
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