Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A teenager approached his grandmother nervously and asked her a question.Granny, have you seen a bottle of pills lying around? The label says LSD, he asked.The grandmother swung around quickly as the boy prepared to be scolded.To hell with the pills! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Mrs. Donovan was walking down OConnell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.The Father said, Top o the mornin To ye! Arent ye Mrs. Donovan And didnt I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?She replied, Aye, that ye did, Father.The Father asked, And be there Any wee little ones yet?She...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Putin is sitting on the backseat of his car, while the driver goes through rural russia. The driver hits something, and goes to check. "Vladimir Vladimirovich", the driver says. "We hit a farmers pig. It is dead." "So? Let's get going." "Sir, I will tell the farmers what has happened." "Well make it qu...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An old man at the end of a jetty was selling seagulls $2.50 for one, or three for five bucks.A curious tourist approached him and said, I'll take one, please, before handing over his money.The old man pocketed the money, pointed up to the sky and said: See that one there? That's your one.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Half price fare.An airline introduced a half-price fare for women accompanying their husbands on business trips.Expecting valuable testimonials, the airline wrote to all of the wives whod used the special rate, asking them if they enjoyed their trip.Letters are still pouring in asking, What tr...

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dorian · dorian

https://perchance.org/ai-photo-generator This is what I was served up when I asked for an image of an "Inuit girl riding a polar bear".

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?''Eight', the boy replied.The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'The boy replied, 'Not exactly,...

rgren2 · rgren2

Possum3 · Possum3

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Centre.After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was timeFor the star of the show - Burt the Hypnotist!Burt explained that he was going to put the whole audience into aTrance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time,"...

rgren2 · rgren2

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

If youve ever had an Indian taxi driver you'll love this one... A drunken, totally naked, woman jumped into a taxi at Park Beach Plaza in Coffs Harbour,Australia.The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.He made no attempt to start the cab. "What's wr...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Found this today in my photo collection. Powerful words, wonder how many young people appreciate the message given.

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photogr...

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	bar...bra (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	468	04:51 PM Sep 3, 2024 by Dick0
	Grammar.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	459	02:18 PM Sep 3, 2024 by aussie_paul
	LSD.. (Preview) A teenager approached his grandmother nervously and asked her a question.Granny, have you seen a bottle of pills lying around? The label says LSD, he asked.The grandmother swung around quickly as the boy prepared to be scolded.To hell with the pills! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!	aussie_paul	0	393	02:13 PM Sep 3, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Mrs. Donovan.. (Preview) Mrs. Donovan was walking down OConnell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.The Father said, Top o the mornin To ye! Arent ye Mrs. Donovan And didnt I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?She replied, Aye, that ye did, Father.The Father asked, And be there Any wee little ones yet?She...	aussie_paul	0	535	01:06 PM Sep 3, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Pootin (Preview) Putin is sitting on the backseat of his car, while the driver goes through rural russia. The driver hits something, and goes to check. "Vladimir Vladimirovich", the driver says. "We hit a farmers pig. It is dead." "So? Let's get going." "Sir, I will tell the farmers what has happened." "Well make it qu...	Whenarewethere	0	560	09:21 AM Sep 2, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Seagulls.. (Preview) An old man at the end of a jetty was selling seagulls $2.50 for one, or three for five bucks.A curious tourist approached him and said, I'll take one, please, before handing over his money.The old man pocketed the money, pointed up to the sky and said: See that one there? That's your one.	aussie_paul	0	546	05:08 PM Sep 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Half price fare.. (Preview) Half price fare.An airline introduced a half-price fare for women accompanying their husbands on business trips.Expecting valuable testimonials, the airline wrote to all of the wives whod used the special rate, asking them if they enjoyed their trip.Letters are still pouring in asking, What tr...	aussie_paul	0	529	05:05 PM Sep 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	If you receive an email. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	436	05:03 PM Sep 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	My friend's wife.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	543	04:57 PM Sep 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	While in China.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	575	04:40 PM Sep 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Oops.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	502	04:37 PM Sep 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	AI has a long way to go (Preview) https://perchance.org/ai-photo-generator This is what I was served up when I asked for an image of an "Inuit girl riding a polar bear".	dorian	0	502	04:46 AM Sep 1, 2024 by dorian
	A farmer.. (Preview) A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of...	aussie_paul	1	743	06:46 PM Aug 31, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Two young boys.. (Preview) Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?''Eight', the boy replied.The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'The boy replied, 'Not exactly,...	aussie_paul	0	427	01:58 PM Aug 31, 2024 by aussie_paul
	How’s your day going? (Preview)	rgren2	0	479	06:44 PM Aug 30, 2024 by rgren2
	Hypnotist at a Senior Home (Preview) It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Centre.After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was timeFor the star of the show - Burt the Hypnotist!Burt explained that he was going to put the whole audience into aTrance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time,"...	Possum3	0	445	05:31 PM Aug 30, 2024 by Possum3
	Just saying. (Preview)	rgren2	0	614	01:17 PM Aug 30, 2024 by rgren2
	If you’ve ever had.. (Preview) If youve ever had an Indian taxi driver you'll love this one... A drunken, totally naked, woman jumped into a taxi at Park Beach Plaza in Coffs Harbour,Australia.The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.He made no attempt to start the cab. "What's wr...	aussie_paul	0	440	01:03 PM Aug 30, 2024 by aussie_paul
	They Served, They Fought (Preview) Found this today in my photo collection. Powerful words, wonder how many young people appreciate the message given.	Southern Cruizer	14	1321	09:38 AM Aug 30, 2024 by Kebbin
	Baby and the photographer (Preview) The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photogr...	Southern Cruizer	0	592	07:06 PM Aug 28, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
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