Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink, contemplating, when a really bigtrouble-making Scumbag steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig."Well, what you gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears."Come on, man," the Scumbag says, "I didn't think you'd CR...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.Next Sunday the n...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Clever fisherman......or should that be fisherbird?......Swallows it whole........short download only....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Very short download.....no gout...er ..I mean no doubt, we've all done this.......Hoo Roo

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

JayDee · JayDee

Young 17 year old lad walks up to the counter in the chemist shop and says to the rather attractive young lady behind the counter. Ï would like 3 condoms miss. She replies. "Don't you miss me. He then says "alright made it 4 then please. Jay&Dee.

Possum3 · Possum3

A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!" One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother...

Pete49 · Pete49

Many years ago on a long trans-continental flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the ****pit. When she got up there, she found four crew. She asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the Navigator and his responsibilities were to keep the aircraft on its track across the earth...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Not a long download....not recommended for a lasting relationship..remember we're only joking!...lmao...Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Not a large download...I don't think I would abrogate my authority delegated in final scene!......lmao....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Rather predictable....however quite accurate and humorous.....lmao... Not a long download...Hoo Roo

Woody2 · Woody2

Biology Class - final exam Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk', worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula...

Woody2 · Woody2

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR...

Woody2 · Woody2

What I Want In A Man! Original List: age (20 something) 1.. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Open...

Woody2 · Woody2

I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!".. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Everything in moderation...only goes for about 15 seconds....just like us!.....Hoo Roo

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	lol........ (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	942	07:34 PM Jun 19, 2017 by aussie_paul
	I was sitting at the bar.......... (Preview) I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink, contemplating, when a really bigtrouble-making Scumbag steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig."Well, what you gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears."Come on, man," the Scumbag says, "I didn't think you'd CR...	aussie_paul	0	1030	07:27 PM Jun 19, 2017 by aussie_paul
	A new priest at his first mass.... (Preview) A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.Next Sunday the n...	aussie_paul	1	857	05:39 PM Jun 19, 2017 by KFT
	Martha Jones, Room 302... (Preview) A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...	aussie_paul	0	753	12:31 PM Jun 19, 2017 by aussie_paul
	This heron knows how to catch and eat a fish... (Preview) Clever fisherman......or should that be fisherbird?......Swallows it whole........short download only....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	4	1732	09:52 PM Jun 18, 2017 by Warren-Pat_01
	.....I'll bet we've all done this at some time..... (Preview) Very short download.....no gout...er ..I mean no doubt, we've all done this.......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	802	07:00 PM Jun 18, 2017 by Goldfinger
	What do you fear most about old age (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	874	09:11 AM Jun 18, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Another 17 year old and the drug store (Preview) Young 17 year old lad walks up to the counter in the chemist shop and says to the rather attractive young lady behind the counter. Ï would like 3 condoms miss. She replies. "Don't you miss me. He then says "alright made it 4 then please. Jay&Dee.	JayDee	0	1109	09:21 PM Jun 17, 2017 by JayDee
	Arthur (Preview) A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!" One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother...	Possum3	2	1770	05:15 PM Jun 14, 2017 by Baggie
	TRUE DEFINITION OF A CO-PILOT ~ NO BETTER EXPLANATION HAS EVER EVOLVED! (Preview) Many years ago on a long trans-continental flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the ****pit. When she got up there, she found four crew. She asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the Navigator and his responsibilities were to keep the aircraft on its track across the earth...	Pete49	0	1312	10:06 PM Jun 13, 2017 by Pete49
	Peace at Last!...I have to find this place!...may not be P/Correct..... (Preview) Not a long download....not recommended for a lasting relationship..remember we're only joking!...lmao...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	1337	03:06 PM Jun 13, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Do we all really need a 'Guiding Hand'........?....... (Preview) Not a large download...I don't think I would abrogate my authority delegated in final scene!......lmao....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	978	02:51 PM Jun 13, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Can't you see I'm on the phone.....?.....? (Preview) Rather predictable....however quite accurate and humorous.....lmao... Not a long download...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	1334	01:36 PM Jun 13, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Mother's milk (Preview) Biology Class - final exam Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk', worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula...	Woody2	1	1353	06:43 PM Jun 10, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN (Preview) AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR...	Woody2	0	1352	07:10 PM Jun 9, 2017 by Woody2
	What I Want In A Man! (Preview) What I Want In A Man! Original List: age (20 something) 1.. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Open...	Woody2	0	1280	07:07 PM Jun 9, 2017 by Woody2
	I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS (Preview) I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!".. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of m...	Woody2	0	1602	07:05 PM Jun 9, 2017 by Woody2
	Another lol.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1131	10:54 PM Jun 8, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Just a couple of funnies (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	1377	09:39 PM Jun 8, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Intense Sport Training...the Grey Nomad way.... (Preview) Everything in moderation...only goes for about 15 seconds....just like us!.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	2	1336	12:50 PM Jun 7, 2017 by Goldfinger
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