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Noah
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DID NOAH FISH?A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?""No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
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Clever cat !
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A different fruit...
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Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Wednesday 21st of September 2016 08:52:36 PM
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Growing Tomatoes
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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen,"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The ge...
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It's not really about politics
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Of mice and men
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A new Bull
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A farmer decied it was time to upgrade his herd of cows, so he went to the bank maanger and got approval to buy a new bull at the next bull sale - the following week. He bought the bull and took it home. A week or so later, the bank manager saw the farmer in the street. "How's the new bull going?" asked the bank ma...
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Something men would appreciate Oh yes there has been times
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Cheap cow...
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The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily. It was absolutely wonderful. it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.They bought a bull to mate with the co...
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Stuck for 2 hours behind.
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Shouldn't be riding 2 abreast. Damned if I could get passed. Wasn't safe. Was it? Doc asked I had palpitations. At 70 years all I was suffering was wishful thinking. -- Edited by oldphartz on Sunday 18th of September 2016 08:34:21 PM
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Not Johny, this time it was Sara
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Great way to advertise for plumbers. For the hell of it, I'd love to have this on the camper.
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Brotherly love
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"Come-on Sis".............. Almost there !!! K.J.
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Oh no the toilet is clogged
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FIRST DAY AT THE SENIOR COMPLEX
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On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules: "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." She conti...
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This tickled me.
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Bad Case of the Stutters
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A man had a bad case of stuttering. Over many years he went to many doctors, but none of them could help him.Finally one doctor said, "I believe I have found the reason for your stuttering". The man asked, "Wha.. wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem?" The doctor replied, "Your penis is very, very...
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I thought it was something in the water seems I were wrong
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Hmm if you can follow this your better than me
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Ahh yes it's Johny again
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