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Another
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can a man living in NSW be buried in Victoria ?
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Woody n Sue
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879
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Legal question
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is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister ? woody
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Woody n Sue
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8
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1214
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The Ladies Toilet
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Every cubicle is occupied.. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by som...
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LLD
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970
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What is Celibacy?
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Celibacy can be a choice in life, Or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.." He then addressed the men,'Can you name an...
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kiwijims
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892
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Biker and the Drunk
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck na...
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Possum3
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740
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I'm just as suprised as you are.....
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-- Edited by the rocket on Sunday 7th of August 2016 07:11:01 PM
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the rocket
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1
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930
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School. 1950 v2016
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SCHOOL - 1950s v 2016 Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 2016 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them with assault. Both expelled even though Johnny started...
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Woody2
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2
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1105
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More Irish Jokes
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Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him 'Do you want the winner of the next race?' Paddy replies 'No tanks, oi've only got a small yard'. Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick 'What if one explodes before we get there?' Paddy: 'We'll lie and s...
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June
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825
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The Catholic Hairdryer
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Catholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying. A perfect example of this teaching is Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs: An attractive young woman on a flight from I...
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kiwijims
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1
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964
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Somethings you can't explain.
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A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk? Farmer: Some things you just cant explain. Man: So what happened thats so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by...
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sarg
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0
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775
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Phew!!!!!!!...that was close.
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At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom standing before him... It was their time to now stand up and talk...or forever hold their peace.. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child....and s...
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goldfinger
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0
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873
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24 inches...
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An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel 'Special' about a West African Bushveldt Tribe whose men all invariably had penises 24 " long...it explained that when the black male reaches a certain age, a strong string is tied around his penis...and on the other end is a weight........ After a...
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goldfinger
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0
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765
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Getting no2
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Woody2
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1
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945
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Some simple thoughts..
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.P.S. The views expressed in the 2nd one are not necessarily those of this Station!..lol.....Hoo Roo
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goldfinger
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698
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Ya can't out smart an old farmer
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Woody n Sue
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0
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787
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Getting old
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Woody2
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0
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642
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@#$% acceptable
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When is @#$% Acceptable? There are only ten times in history where the"F"word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 10. "What the @#$% do you mean, We are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 9. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945 8. "Where d...
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Woody2
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753
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Mujibar gets a new job
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .' Muj...
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Woody2
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0
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788
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AND Blonde Male Joke Number 10 ...Haven't you had enough yet!!!
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A blonde guy was going bear hunting. On his way to the cabin he saw a sign that said, "Bear left." So he went back home.
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Joker
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907
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Don't ya just hate it when you forget your lipstick??.......
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DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT? YOU GET ALL DRESSED UP;.....YOU'RE LOOKIN' HOTTT....SMOKIN' HOTTTT! AS YOU STRUT YOUR STUFF DOWN THE STREET OFF TO A GOOD NIGHT OUT....... ......YOU CAN ALMOST FEEL THE EYES UPON YOU..... THEN, YOU HAPPEN TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF YOURSELF IN A SHOP WINDOW.....
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goldfinger
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904
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