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True Art
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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invest...
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Not for men only
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A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra! Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his parrot eats all of them.Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs th...
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Yarra
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Is there still a spark in your relationship
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Woody n Sue
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931
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Oz place names
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Yaketty
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Are we there yet
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Woody n Sue
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754
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A Real Lorry Driver
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A lorry driver goes on a date with a girl. Afterwards they go back to her parents place. They were just beginning to have sex on the couch. When he feels the cold steel of a gun barrel on his neck. Before he could turn around her father said, "If you are a real lorry driver, you'll be able to back out of th...
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Woody n Sue
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Fake book covers....a tad risque'......
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..how would you react?.....some would be predictable....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Secluded Mountain Cabin
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After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. ''Name's Lars, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00."... "Great", says Tom, "Af...
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The 11th Husband.....
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A virile young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands... On their wedding night she whispered to her new husband....."Please be gentle dearest...I'm still a Virgin"..... "How can that be"...said the puzzled groom..."if you've been married ten times previously"...
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Goldfinger
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774
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Kind hearted lawyer.
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass.""W...
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rgren2
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An Oldie.
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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who ...was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later s...
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Possum3
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Little Sally
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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was i...
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Woody n Sue
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Novel Fishing Lures.......!
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I can almost hear your creative responses...lol....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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888
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You call that Politically Incorrect?..THIS is Benny Hill at his Classically Politically Incorrectness best..lmao..
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Would he get away with this today?...I think not...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Politically correctness
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Irishman with a farm passed onHe wanted his three sons who could never agree on anything to stop arguing His Will said that he did not want the farm sold, and that if his three sons could not agree to share the farm together, then it would go to an English cats homeEnglish RSPCA picked up on this piece of new...
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Tony Bev
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.....and so, who said Aussies aren't real eloquent bassstards...?
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and sooooo descriptive tooooo. Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Gardening mistake
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Just my luck!! just to let you all know, I've been admitted to Hospital. I've just gone and poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a Daffodil Bulb. They said I'll be out sometime in the Spring. Woody
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Woody n Sue
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Getting Older
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Getting Older Well I must be getting older And I don't know who to blame All the words now have new meanings Though they still sound just the same. And I was so good at English Now I get the words all wrong when I put them in a sentence well they really don't belong. Now when a bloke was really...
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Eagle
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That sound
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A man is driving down the road a breaks down near a monastery.He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound...
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Yarra
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I understand this was before he drove to happy hour......
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Sad and funny....liquormortis had already begun to set in....aptly the tune is 'Titanic'..lol....Hoo Roo Beer, Far, Wherever You Are
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Goldfinger
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