Just Joking

Yarra · Yarra

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man.I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said,"Up until last week, I had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes werewashed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and Iwent to the gym, the pool,...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Peterpan · Peterpan

My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of the stuff. It'a enough to make a mango crazy.

Yarra · Yarra

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his Mother. 'Mummy,...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

kiwijims · kiwijims

I was reading an article about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back to the time I took my son for his first pint.We went to the local and I ordered a VB which he did not like so I drank it.I then ordered a Hahn Dry which he did not like either so I drank that as well.I thought he might like a Canadian...

Yarra · Yarra

Economic models explained through the medium of... cows. SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM Y...

Possum3 · Possum3

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said.. Jesus knows youre here. He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two Crocodiles, one smaller then the other were resting at the side of the swamp near the lake in Canberra.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I can`t understand how you can be so bigger then me. We are the same age, we were the same size when we were kids. I just don`t get it " Well," said the b...

Possum3 · Possum3

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)... 5. Don't bother him with his movements So what's so hard about that? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY: It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a comp...

kiwijims · kiwijims

I wonder if he got it home in one piece,,,,,,,,,,, K.J.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Woody2 · Woody2

AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL / NETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is Cricket. 5. The sport o...

Woody2 · Woody2

A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORYA man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell as...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and aga...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Daniel Andrews visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Bishop that Bill Shorten would be attending the next day's Mass andhe asked if the Cardinal would kindly point him out to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Bill a saint.The Cardinal replied, "No. I d...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Homeless man (Preview) This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man.I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said,"Up until last week, I had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes werewashed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and Iwent to the gym, the pool,...	Yarra	0	856	09:26 AM Apr 9, 2017 by Yarra
	ha ha. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	817	10:23 PM Apr 8, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Fruit (Preview) My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of the stuff. It'a enough to make a mango crazy.	Peterpan	0	875	03:01 PM Apr 8, 2017 by Peterpan
	Little Johnny Again (Preview) Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his Mother. 'Mummy,...	Yarra	0	824	09:39 AM Apr 8, 2017 by Yarra
	lol.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	718	05:53 AM Apr 8, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Today I am.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	791	05:50 AM Apr 8, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Son's First Pint..... (Preview) I was reading an article about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back to the time I took my son for his first pint.We went to the local and I ordered a VB which he did not like so I drank it.I then ordered a Hahn Dry which he did not like either so I drank that as well.I thought he might like a Canadian...	kiwijims	0	820	12:04 PM Apr 6, 2017 by kiwijims
	Holy Cow (Preview) Economic models explained through the medium of... cows. SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM Y...	Yarra	0	970	10:52 AM Apr 5, 2017 by Yarra
	The coming of the Lord? (Preview) A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said.. Jesus knows youre here. He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as...	Possum3	0	873	10:50 PM Apr 4, 2017 by Possum3
	Little Johnny's turn to say grace (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	882	09:07 PM Apr 4, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Two Crocodiles!!!!!!!!!!! (Preview) Two Crocodiles, one smaller then the other were resting at the side of the swamp near the lake in Canberra.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I can`t understand how you can be so bigger then me. We are the same age, we were the same size when we were kids. I just don`t get it " Well," said the b...	aussie_paul	0	851	05:58 PM Apr 4, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Happiness (Preview) HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)... 5. Don't bother him with his movements So what's so hard about that? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY: It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a comp...	Possum3	1	1075	11:40 AM Apr 4, 2017 by grahos
	Another Aldi happy customer..... (Preview) I wonder if he got it home in one piece,,,,,,,,,,, K.J.	kiwijims	2	916	12:52 AM Apr 4, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Getting fooled.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1020	12:14 PM Apr 3, 2017 by Stl
	An interesting observation (Preview) AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL / NETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is Cricket. 5. The sport o...	Woody2	0	827	09:00 AM Apr 2, 2017 by Woody2
	Short,but beautiful love story(x rated at the end) (Preview) A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORYA man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell as...	Woody2	0	884	08:57 AM Apr 2, 2017 by Woody2
	Groan ( shaking my head ) (Preview) A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and aga...	Woody n Sue	2	1053	08:29 AM Apr 2, 2017 by Woody2
	Doctgors report!! (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	815	08:59 PM Apr 1, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Daniel Andrews visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral. (Preview) Daniel Andrews visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Bishop that Bill Shorten would be attending the next day's Mass andhe asked if the Cardinal would kindly point him out to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Bill a saint.The Cardinal replied, "No. I d...	aussie_paul	4	1275	08:33 PM Apr 1, 2017 by grahos
	Good Women Drivers (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	875	05:19 PM Apr 1, 2017 by kiwijims
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