Just Joking

Yarra · Yarra

Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.Son: Okay I was watching Kung Fu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad. Mom: Haha, after...

Woody2 · Woody2

A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM ! 'Viagra' is now available in tea bags. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.

Magnarc · Magnarc

The new manager at the old folks home was outlining the new rules........ "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rul...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove ... the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of th...

Hendo · Hendo

-----Never mess around with a Scottish Cop ! A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have so...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Craig1 · Craig1

The teacher said ,attached i hope

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yarra · Yarra

Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together After the wedd...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

read to the very end !!! The Squirrel and The Grasshopper POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The doctor took the husband in first.The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.He took her to another cubicle and aske...

oldphartz · oldphartz

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends t...

Woody2 · Woody2

Just passing it on.. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got los...

Moorey · Moorey

I just had to post it for Goldfinger Moorey

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie. (Preview) Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.Son: Okay I was watching Kung Fu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad. Mom: Haha, after...	Yarra	1	904	05:54 PM Jan 18, 2017 by Felicia
	Viagra (Preview) A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM ! *'Viagra'* is now available in tea bags. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.	Woody2	1	990	02:04 PM Jan 18, 2017 by Peterpan
	Old folks home. (Preview) The new manager at the old folks home was outlining the new rules........ "*The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.* *Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rul...*	Magnarc	0	922	08:19 AM Jan 17, 2017 by Magnarc
	Old fella still got it ! Lol (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	1	1009	08:13 PM Jan 16, 2017 by Baggie
	What difference can one word make? (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	956	11:53 AM Jan 16, 2017 by Goldfinger
	"Fallen Angels!" (Preview) Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove ... the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of th...	Possum3	0	911	07:19 AM Jan 16, 2017 by Possum3
	Scottish Cop (Preview) -----Never mess around with a Scottish Cop ! A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have so...	Hendo	2	935	05:34 PM Jan 15, 2017 by grahos
	I know its been told before..its all in the way you tell it!.... (Preview) A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...	Goldfinger	0	803	04:54 PM Jan 15, 2017 by Goldfinger
	After the Wedding night concerns (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	907	04:37 PM Jan 15, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Indiscretion . (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	1	922	12:53 PM Jan 15, 2017 by rgren2
	Romantic is economical .. Lol (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	868	11:25 AM Jan 15, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	The teacher said (Preview) The teacher said ,attached i hope	Craig1	2	988	07:37 AM Jan 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	Some good advice (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	808	11:15 PM Jan 14, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Old Robert (Preview) Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together After the wedd...	Yarra	2	1098	12:02 PM Jan 14, 2017 by Bryan
	Political joke.. (Preview) read to the very end !!! The Squirrel and The Grasshopper POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer...	aussie_paul	5	1076	08:37 AM Jan 13, 2017 by Blues Man
	Doctor's visit (Preview) The doctor took the husband in first.The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.He took her to another cubicle and aske...	aussie_paul	1	931	08:27 AM Jan 13, 2017 by Blues Man
	An old ID ticket. (Preview)	oldphartz	0	919	01:24 AM Jan 13, 2017 by oldphartz
	New store opens in town and they only sell Husbands, but there’s one catch.............. (Preview) A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends t...	aussie_paul	1	838	06:55 PM Jan 12, 2017 by Baggie
	Man thing! (Preview) Just passing it on.. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got los...	Woody2	0	826	10:51 AM Jan 12, 2017 by Woody2
	The Diet (Preview) I just had to post it for Goldfinger Moorey	Moorey	0	852	06:18 PM Jan 10, 2017 by Moorey
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