Just Joking

Yarra · Yarra

A man comes home after a terrible round of golf, his worst ever.He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."** *The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fet...

kiwijims · kiwijims

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yarra · Yarra

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other outside the operating room. They're the first surgeries of the day. Jimmy leans over and whispers, What are you in here for?Alec says, Im getting my tonsils out, and Im afraid.Jimmy says, Youve got nothing to worry about. I had that d...

Yarra · Yarra

The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become familiar with the new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick in my stomach." The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why...

Yarra · Yarra

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just l...

Yarra · Yarra

Entitled You Can Be The Man Of Your House.He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when Im finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, y...

Yarra · Yarra

she decides to test them.First, she goes to the oldest's house. She jumps into a well, but her son-in-law rescues her promptly. The next morning, the oldest son-in-law finds a brand new Suzuki in front of his house with a little note: "Lots of love, your mother-in-law".The next day, she goes to her sec...

Yarra · Yarra

...so she decides to test them.First, she goes to the oldest's house. She jumps into a well, but her son-in-law rescues her promptly. The next morning, the oldest son-in-law finds a brand new Suzuki in front of his house with a little note: "Lots of love, your mother-in-law".The next day, she goes to h...

Yarra · Yarra

A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there is a robot bartender. The robot says, What will you have?The guy replies, Whiskey.The robot brings back his drink and asks, Whats your IQ?The guy say, 168.The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.After the g...

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

So the story goes, and supposed to be true, but unconfirmedBack in the day of the Great Depression, Kalgoorlie was a town where you could get casual employment, if you had underground mining experienceTwo likely lads, from the Bunbury area, fancying their chances, went to the GoldfieldsAlas with n...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 12th of August 2016 07:56:40 PM -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 12th of August 2016 07:58:08 PM

goldfinger · goldfinger

What happens if a Politician drowns in a river?...that is called 'Pollution'.. What happens if ALL of them happen to drown in a river?.....now that's called a 'Solution'..'Hoo Roo

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yarra · Yarra

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today.In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower.Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner.Now available with scented lemo...

Yarra · Yarra

Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good.Then God saw there was another need. In His Wisdom He made seniors l...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

can a man living in NSW be buried in Victoria ?

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister ? woody

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	The Start of Someting Big (Preview) A man comes home after a terrible round of golf, his worst ever.He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."** *The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fet...	Yarra	0	839	03:54 PM Aug 16, 2016 by Yarra
	Modern Love Story.. (Preview) An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are...	kiwijims	0	925	11:43 AM Aug 15, 2016 by kiwijims
	Living with two sisters (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	1045	07:57 AM Aug 15, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Sounds like an ex wife (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	783	09:53 PM Aug 14, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Hospital (Preview) Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other outside the operating room. They're the first surgeries of the day. Jimmy leans over and whispers, What are you in here for?Alec says, Im getting my tonsils out, and Im afraid.Jimmy says, Youve got nothing to worry about. I had that d...	Yarra	1	922	06:45 PM Aug 14, 2016 by Woody2
	Your smile for the day. (Preview) The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become familiar with the new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick in my stomach." The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why...	Yarra	0	798	06:33 PM Aug 14, 2016 by Yarra
	STUD ROOSTER (oldie but a good one) (Preview) A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just l...	Yarra	0	797	06:29 PM Aug 14, 2016 by Yarra
	The husband had just finished reading a new book (Preview) Entitled You Can Be The Man Of Your House.He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when Im finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, y...	Yarra	0	957	11:13 AM Aug 14, 2016 by Yarra
	A mother-in-law doesn't trust her sons-in-law... (Preview) she decides to test them.First, she goes to the oldest's house. She jumps into a well, but her son-in-law rescues her promptly. The next morning, the oldest son-in-law finds a brand new Suzuki in front of his house with a little note: "Lots of love, your mother-in-law".The next day, she goes to her sec...	Yarra	0	895	11:04 AM Aug 14, 2016 by Yarra
	A mother-in-law doesn't trust her sons-in-law... (Preview) ...so she decides to test them.First, she goes to the oldest's house. She jumps into a well, but her son-in-law rescues her promptly. The next morning, the oldest son-in-law finds a brand new Suzuki in front of his house with a little note: "Lots of love, your mother-in-law".The next day, she goes to h...	Yarra	0	557	11:01 AM Aug 14, 2016 by Yarra
	The Robot Bartender (Preview) A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there is a robot bartender. The robot says, What will you have?The guy replies, Whiskey.The robot brings back his drink and asks, Whats your IQ?The guy say, 168.The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.After the g...	Yarra	0	695	10:57 AM Aug 14, 2016 by Yarra
	The Bunbury Likely Lads (Preview) So the story goes, and supposed to be true, but unconfirmedBack in the day of the Great Depression, Kalgoorlie was a town where you could get casual employment, if you had underground mining experienceTwo likely lads, from the Bunbury area, fancying their chances, went to the GoldfieldsAlas with n...	Tony Bev	0	852	08:17 PM Aug 12, 2016 by Tony Bev
	Santa will be late... (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 12th of August 2016 07:56:40 PM -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 12th of August 2016 07:58:08 PM	aussie_paul	1	798	08:14 PM Aug 12, 2016 by Tony Bev
	The derivation of that word starting with 'P'..we can't discuss... (Preview) What happens if a Politician drowns in a river?...that is called 'Pollution'.. What happens if ALL of them happen to drown in a river?.....now that's called a 'Solution'..'Hoo Roo	goldfinger	0	688	07:09 PM Aug 12, 2016 by goldfinger
	Star Wars (Preview)	Woody n Sue	3	991	05:37 PM Aug 12, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	On ya grandma (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	719	08:10 AM Aug 12, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	High moral standards (Preview) I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today.In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower.Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner.Now available with scented lemo...	Yarra	1	772	07:22 PM Aug 11, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	God's Aging Plan (Preview) Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good.Then God saw there was another need. In His Wisdom He made seniors l...	Yarra	0	798	03:40 PM Aug 11, 2016 by Yarra
	Another (Preview) can a man living in NSW be buried in Victoria ?	Woody n Sue	2	911	09:36 AM Aug 10, 2016 by Bill B
	Legal question (Preview) is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister ? woody	Woody n Sue	8	1246	07:58 PM Aug 9, 2016 by grahos
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