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Harvey Norman
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Jim was listening to the radio this morning when thehost invited callers to reveal the nicknames they had for their wives. The best call was from a brave chap who called his wife, "Harvey Norman". The host asked him why that name? He replied, "Absolutely no interest for 36 months."
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Ah Monica Lewinsky..
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After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror - remembering her time with Bill Clinton.Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help: "God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devo...
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Going down stream...
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At a seniors luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and...
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No offense intended..
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Nag Nag
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NAG NAG NAG An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at ho...
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Woody2
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....they say your partner usually resembles YOUR parents...
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Thomas is 32 years old and he remains single. One day a friend asked: "Why aren't you married Thomas?...can't you find a lady who will be a good wife?"... Thomas replied: "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, however when I bring them home to meet the folks, my mother invariably doesn't l...
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Why we can't take Grandpa to the Mardi Gras any more...not real, but may be tad offensive....
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Grandpa is now left at home, on Mardi Gras night.....if only we were game to enjoy ourselves this much...........Hoo Roo
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goldfinger
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New exercise routine
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Woody n Sue
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794
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ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS...
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Just try reading this to the end without laughing. Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a Pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15t...
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Yarra
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Alligator attack
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Florida woman saves herself in alligator attack using a small Beretta pistol . This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Jetfire tes...
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The old pilot
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You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to th...
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Yarra
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Traffic Jam
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http://www.youtube.com/embed/G0PekTUmBdY?feature=player_embedded Epic Old Man - Traffic Jam Prank - YouTubewww.youtube.comTry watching this video on www.youtube.com, or enable JavaScript if it is disabled in your browser.
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Wombat 280
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996
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Mere male logic.....only men can truly understand......
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goldfinger
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Butch the Rooster
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Sarah had a rooster not performing it went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out...
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POTUS...
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POTUSJust as our basic vocabulary grows and evolves on an almost daily basis,so too does our usage of technical terminology and acronyms.For example, the president, of our once-great Nation, has been identifiedby the acronym "POTUS," which used to stand for "President Of The UnitedStates." How...
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One for the teachers and ex teachers.. :)
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A kindergarten teacher was helping one of her students put his boots on. He had asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didnt want to go on.When the second boot was on, she was nearly out of breath.She almost whimpered when the little boy said, Teacher, they...
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The Hormone Guide - How To Speak To Women
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-- Edited by Yarra on Monday 2nd of May 2016 06:22:09 PM
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Yarra
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Here is, old age at its best
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Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.One day Larry didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried. How...
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If she had a man!!!!
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New words and definitions -
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Here is the best of Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subj...
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