Just Joking

Yarra · Yarra

Some 15 year old girlfriends decided to meet for dinner. They discussed where to eat and finally agreed on McDonald's next to the Sea Side Restaurant because they only had $6.50 between them and Bobby Bruce, the cute boy in science class, lived on that street. 10 years later, the same girlfriends, no...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Moorey · Moorey

Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future! The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be po...

rickeng · rickeng

We were in a group discussing late parenting, when one burka clad woman said "yes my body clock is ticking" That's when we all hit the deck......Rick

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Hard to believe but . . .. A recent survey indicates that the Smartphone is now the number one hand held device. The penis has slipped to second spot. Aussie Paul.

C00P · C00P

A military freighter aircraft was droning through the sky one day when a fighter pilot pulled up to cruise alongside in his agile machine. He called the freighter captain over the radio and commented "You must get bored of driving that thing around the sky unable to do much". "No", replied the captain...

Spook · Spook

Yarra · Yarra

Mrs. McAllister had a pet DUCK, Henry, that she was very very fond of. One morning when she went to take Henry his breakfast she found him laying in his pen not moving. In a near panic she carried him to her car then rushed to the local veterinary hospital. She carefully carried Henry inside and although h...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Aha

Yarra · Yarra

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

Moorey · Moorey

Dear Tide I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband sta...

Baggie · Baggie

Now as stupid as this may seem, it actually happened. On a building site, a worker was using a Makita cordless drill with a 10 mm drill bit in place to drill some holes. He hesitated for a second to itch his nostril, and instead of using his finger, he stuck the drill bit up there. And without thinking, (I d...

Yarra · Yarra

An old man has been standing in line at the pearly gates...for so long, when he gets to the front, he can't remember his name for St. Peter to look up in the Big Book.Peter doesn't know what to do, so he gets Jesus to help him figure it out.Jesus says "Tell us about your life, maybe that will jog your memory."...

Yarra · Yarra

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon."It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.Suddenly, emerging...

Yarra · Yarra

Default Pope FrancisPope Francis recently finished his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind.. A Woman's Rights Group approached the Pope the next day.They noticed that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind. So the next day, after his sermon, th...

Yarra · Yarra

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.Each bell had a differen...

Yarra · Yarra

A farmer decided* he wanted to go to town and see a movie.The ticket agent asked, "sir, what's that on your shoulder?The old farmer said, "that's my pet rooster chuck.Wherever i go, chuck goes." "i'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent "we can't allow animals in the theater."the old farmer went around...

Yarra · Yarra

It said, "this is not working. I'm going to my mothers." I opened the door. The light came on. The beer was cold. Just what in the hell did she mean?

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	Ageing (Preview) Some 15 year old girlfriends decided to meet for dinner. They discussed where to eat and finally agreed on McDonald's next to the Sea Side Restaurant because they only had $6.50 between them and Bobby Bruce, the cute boy in science class, lived on that street. 10 years later, the same girlfriends, no...	Yarra	2	1021	05:58 PM Nov 13, 2016 by Baggie
	And another one (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	843	08:57 PM Nov 12, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	One more (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	921	08:55 PM Nov 12, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Who would like a new suit for Christmas (Preview)	Woody n Sue	3	992	07:34 PM Nov 12, 2016 by Blues Man
	A New Merger (Preview) Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future! The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be po...	Moorey	1	1006	06:21 PM Nov 12, 2016 by rickeng
	Body clock (Preview) We were in a group discussing late parenting, when one burka clad woman said "yes my body clock is ticking" That's when we all hit the deck......Rick	rickeng	1	984	05:41 PM Nov 11, 2016 by Baggie
	Hard to believe.. (Preview) Hard to believe but . . .. A recent survey indicates that the Smartphone is now the number one hand held device. The penis has slipped to second spot. Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	8	1264	01:51 PM Nov 10, 2016 by rickeng
	Competitive Flying (Preview) A military freighter aircraft was droning through the sky one day when a fighter pilot pulled up to cruise alongside in his agile machine. He called the freighter captain over the radio and commented "You must get bored of driving that thing around the sky unable to do much". "No", replied the captain...	C00P	2	1132	01:47 PM Nov 10, 2016 by rickeng
	Geoffrey (Preview)	Spook	3	1254	01:44 PM Nov 10, 2016 by rickeng
	Vet Visit (Preview) Mrs. McAllister had a pet DUCK, Henry, that she was very very fond of. One morning when she went to take Henry his breakfast she found him laying in his pen not moving. In a near panic she carried him to her car then rushed to the local veterinary hospital. She carefully carried Henry inside and although h...	Yarra	0	844	09:35 AM Nov 9, 2016 by Yarra
	See you in Northorn Territory (Preview) Aha	Aus-Kiwi	5	1085	10:30 PM Nov 8, 2016 by Kaid
	Arthritis (Preview) A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'	Yarra	0	960	11:59 AM Nov 5, 2016 by Yarra
	Dear Tide (Preview) Dear Tide I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband sta...	Moorey	1	1146	02:29 PM Nov 4, 2016 by Yarra
	Another cordless drill (Preview) Now as stupid as this may seem, it actually happened. On a building site, a worker was using a Makita cordless drill with a 10 mm drill bit in place to drill some holes. He hesitated for a second to itch his nostril, and instead of using his finger, he stuck the drill bit up there. And without thinking, (I d...	Baggie	8	1442	01:49 PM Nov 4, 2016 by Tony Bev
	An old man has been standing in line at the pearly gates... (Preview) An old man has been standing in line at the pearly gates...for so long, when he gets to the front, he can't remember his name for St. Peter to look up in the Big Book.Peter doesn't know what to do, so he gets Jesus to help him figure it out.Jesus says "Tell us about your life, maybe that will jog your memory."...	Yarra	0	1002	01:14 PM Nov 4, 2016 by Yarra
	7 years Stranded Irishman (Preview) One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon."It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.Suddenly, emerging...	Yarra	1	1099	07:15 AM Nov 4, 2016 by Blues Man
	Pope Francis (Preview) Default Pope FrancisPope Francis recently finished his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind.. A Woman's Rights Group approached the Pope the next day.They noticed that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind. So the next day, after his sermon, th...	Yarra	3	993	02:28 AM Nov 4, 2016 by Joe50
	Old Butch (Preview) He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.Each bell had a differen...	Yarra	1	1196	12:36 AM Oct 31, 2016 by Bryan
	The Farmer. Oldie But A Goodie (Preview) A farmer decided* he wanted to go to town and see a movie.The ticket agent asked, "sir, what's that on your shoulder?The old farmer said, "that's my pet rooster chuck.Wherever i go, chuck goes." "i'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent "we can't allow animals in the theater."the old farmer went around...	Yarra	0	1040	08:54 AM Oct 28, 2016 by Yarra
	My girlfriend left a note on the fridge door (Preview) It said, "this is not working. I'm going to my mothers." I opened the door. The light came on. The beer was cold. Just what in the hell did she mean?	Yarra	0	1170	11:34 AM Oct 27, 2016 by Yarra
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