Just Joking

Woody2 · Woody2

Woody2 · Woody2

-- Edited by Woody2 on Sunday 17th of July 2016 10:50:03 AM

Joker · Joker

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you findthe shampoo?He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair,and I've just wet mine."

goldfinger · goldfinger

From my weird Yankeeee mate...... Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question, it is, as it reads. No one I know has got it right...few people do. A woman while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy who she did not know. She t...

goldfinger · goldfinger

goldfinger · goldfinger

rgren2 · rgren2

WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS I was visiting my daughter last night whenI asked if I could borrow a newspaper."This is the 21st century" she said. "We don't waste money onNewspapers. Here use my iPad."I can tell you this.. That friggin fly never knew what hit him.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Woody2 · Woody2

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

I sold a lawn mower on gumtree today now I don't have to worry about that pesky neighbour mowing his lawn at 6am on a Sunday morning

rgren2 · rgren2

A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch...

goldfinger · goldfinger

Is this what all of us 70+, and yet to be, kids have to look forward to!... This is something that happened at an assisted living centre.....as it was related to me... The people who live there have small apartments, however they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't sh...

goldfinger · goldfinger

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th Grade students.. "Human Beings are the only animals on Earth that stutter," she says.. A little girl raises her hand.."I had a Kitty-Cat who stuttered." The teacher knowing how 'precious' some of these stories could become, asked the girl to explain the in...

goldfinger · goldfinger

Was paying visit to my Chinese Doctor today.....they advertise everything in their waiting rooms now..... I asked him about this light switch promotion in his waiting room..... He say "If light stay on more than 4 hour, I should call Erectrician.........! This of course make me raugh out roud......

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody2 · Woody2

A Man's Age --as Determined by a Trip to BunningsYou are in the middle of some kind of project around the house --. Mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on....

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

-- Edited by Woody n Sue on Monday 11th of July 2016 07:33:08 AM

Yarra · Yarra

Two elderly gentlemen had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get m...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,...

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	Oh. lord (Preview)	Woody2	0	683	10:58 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	A very long time ago (Preview) -- Edited by Woody2 on Sunday 17th of July 2016 10:50:03 AM	Woody2	0	706	10:43 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	1st Blond Male Joke (More to come... just ask.. Lol) (Preview) A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you findthe shampoo?He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair,and I've just wet mine."	Joker	1	726	10:38 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	A serious, bit weird one?..... (Preview) From my weird Yankeeee mate...... Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question, it is, as it reads. No one I know has got it right...few people do. A woman while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy who she did not know. She t...	goldfinger	2	837	12:17 AM Jul 17, 2016 by dorian
	Ahhhhhh Soooooo!... Japaneeee Funny Business..... (Preview)	goldfinger	2	792	11:42 PM Jul 16, 2016 by goldfinger
	Mmmmmmmmmm! (Preview)	goldfinger	0	787	06:35 PM Jul 16, 2016 by goldfinger
	Newspapers (Preview) WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS I was visiting my daughter last night whenI asked if I could borrow a newspaper."This is the 21st century" she said. "We don't waste money onNewspapers. Here use my iPad."I can tell you this.. That friggin fly never knew what hit him.	rgren2	0	756	02:26 PM Jul 16, 2016 by rgren2
	MURPHY'S LAW (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	3	977	10:40 PM Jul 15, 2016 by Cadpete
	How to predict a patdown (Preview)	Woody2	5	1168	04:21 PM Jul 15, 2016 by Woody2
	Sold a lawn mower on gumtree today (Preview) I sold a lawn mower on gumtree today now I don't have to worry about that pesky neighbour mowing his lawn at 6am on a Sunday morning	Woody n Sue	0	815	07:41 PM Jul 14, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Only the lonely (Preview) A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch...	rgren2	3	891	07:35 PM Jul 14, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Is this what we have to look forward to...... (Preview) Is this what all of us 70+, and yet to be, kids have to look forward to!... This is something that happened at an assisted living centre.....as it was related to me... The people who live there have small apartments, however they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't sh...	goldfinger	0	775	12:56 AM Jul 14, 2016 by goldfinger
	Kitty-cats can indeed stutter..... (Preview) A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th Grade students.. "Human Beings are the only animals on Earth that stutter," she says.. A little girl raises her hand.."I had a Kitty-Cat who stuttered." The teacher knowing how 'precious' some of these stories could become, asked the girl to explain the in...	goldfinger	0	725	12:41 AM Jul 14, 2016 by goldfinger
	This make me raugh out roud.... (Preview) Was paying visit to my Chinese Doctor today.....they advertise everything in their waiting rooms now..... I asked him about this light switch promotion in his waiting room..... He say "If light stay on more than 4 hour, I should call Erectrician.........! This of course make me raugh out roud......	goldfinger	0	1149	12:19 AM Jul 14, 2016 by goldfinger
	How to dress a chicken (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	807	12:11 AM Jul 14, 2016 by goldfinger
	Chinese proverb (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	795	10:29 PM Jul 13, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	A Mans age (Preview) A Man's Age --as Determined by a Trip to BunningsYou are in the middle of some kind of project around the house --. Mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on....	Woody2	0	790	05:28 PM Jul 12, 2016 by Woody2
	Sexual harassment (Preview) -- Edited by Woody n Sue on Monday 11th of July 2016 07:33:08 AM	Woody n Sue	1	1021	05:10 PM Jul 11, 2016 by Craig1
	Friends (Preview) Two elderly gentlemen had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get m...	Yarra	0	1074	10:10 AM Jul 9, 2016 by Yarra
	Stairway to Heaven (Preview) A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,...	Wombat 280	0	970	09:33 AM Jul 8, 2016 by Wombat 280
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