Just Joking

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove ... the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of th...

Hendo · Hendo

-----Never mess around with a Scottish Cop ! A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have so...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Craig1 · Craig1

The teacher said ,attached i hope

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yarra · Yarra

Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together After the wedd...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

read to the very end !!! The Squirrel and The Grasshopper POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The doctor took the husband in first.The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.He took her to another cubicle and aske...

oldphartz · oldphartz

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends t...

Woody2 · Woody2

Just passing it on.. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got los...

Moorey · Moorey

I just had to post it for Goldfinger Moorey

Magnarc · Magnarc

The dairy farmer has hired a young lady to help arounf the place. A couple of days later he says to her, "The insemination man is coming today, I have put a nail in the door of the stall where the cow is to be done. I have to go down to the paddock" The guy duly arrives and she takes him down to the stall with the n...

Yarra · Yarra

There were twin sisters at the nursing home and they were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two twins. One of the twins was hard ofhearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked th...

Yarra · Yarra

Last week, she checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Old fella still got it ! Lol (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	1	1051	08:13 PM Jan 16, 2017 by Baggie
	What difference can one word make? (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	1022	11:53 AM Jan 16, 2017 by Goldfinger
	"Fallen Angels!" (Preview) Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove ... the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of th...	Possum3	0	971	07:19 AM Jan 16, 2017 by Possum3
	Scottish Cop (Preview) -----Never mess around with a Scottish Cop ! A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have so...	Hendo	2	970	05:34 PM Jan 15, 2017 by grahos
	I know its been told before..its all in the way you tell it!.... (Preview) A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...	Goldfinger	0	837	04:54 PM Jan 15, 2017 by Goldfinger
	After the Wedding night concerns (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	937	04:37 PM Jan 15, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Indiscretion . (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	1	972	12:53 PM Jan 15, 2017 by rgren2
	Romantic is economical .. Lol (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	916	11:25 AM Jan 15, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	The teacher said (Preview) The teacher said ,attached i hope	Craig1	2	1029	07:37 AM Jan 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	Some good advice (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	865	11:15 PM Jan 14, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Old Robert (Preview) Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together After the wedd...	Yarra	2	1141	12:02 PM Jan 14, 2017 by Bryan
	Political joke.. (Preview) read to the very end !!! The Squirrel and The Grasshopper POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer...	aussie_paul	5	1117	08:37 AM Jan 13, 2017 by Blues Man
	Doctor's visit (Preview) The doctor took the husband in first.The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.He took her to another cubicle and aske...	aussie_paul	1	982	08:27 AM Jan 13, 2017 by Blues Man
	An old ID ticket. (Preview)	oldphartz	0	962	01:24 AM Jan 13, 2017 by oldphartz
	New store opens in town and they only sell Husbands, but there’s one catch.............. (Preview) A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends t...	aussie_paul	1	874	06:55 PM Jan 12, 2017 by Baggie
	Man thing! (Preview) Just passing it on.. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got los...	Woody2	0	864	10:51 AM Jan 12, 2017 by Woody2
	The Diet (Preview) I just had to post it for Goldfinger Moorey	Moorey	0	917	06:18 PM Jan 10, 2017 by Moorey
	The Dairy farmer/ (Preview) The dairy farmer has hired a young lady to help arounf the place. A couple of days later he says to her, "The insemination man is coming today, I have put a nail in the door of the stall where the cow is to be done. I have to go down to the paddock" The guy duly arrives and she takes him down to the stall with the n...	Magnarc	0	1039	02:32 PM Jan 9, 2017 by Magnarc
	Bad Hearing (Preview) There were twin sisters at the nursing home and they were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two twins. One of the twins was hard ofhearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked th...	Yarra	1	1019	08:55 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	Senior Moment Motel (Preview) Last week, she checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man...	Yarra	1	1091	08:54 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
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