Just Joking

Yarra · Yarra

Each Friday night after work, Heinrich would fire up his barbeque on the shore of Arthurs Lake and cook a venison steak.All of Heinrichs neighbours were Catholic ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on a Friday.The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks wafted o...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

A Man's Age --as Determined by a Trip to Bunnings You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house --. Mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. ...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

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Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

The Ladies Restroom - Hilarious!! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupiedFinally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the...

rgren2 · rgren2

When you're over sixty...Who cares?*****************************I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.?I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."Cost me a...

Woody2 · Woody2

----------------------------------------Subject: Olympic BallsHere are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during theOlympics that they would like to take back:1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw hersnatch this morning during her warm up...

Woody2 · Woody2

This is alarming! Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Monash University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The th...

Woody2 · Woody2

As I was getting in bed, she said, "youre drunk"I said, "How do you know?" She said, "You live next door."

Woody2 · Woody2

*Nude Runner*A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainyday she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard herhusband's car pull into the driveway.'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband'shome early!''I can't jump out...

Woody2 · Woody2

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator. Here is her story in her own words: "While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in Darwin, with my soon to be ex-husband discussing our property set...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

The Spell Checker. Eye halve a spelling chequer. It came withmy pea sea. It planely marques four my revue. Miss steaks eyekin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word. And weight fourit two say. Weather eye am wrong oar write. It shows me straita weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid. It nose bee fore twolo...

Woody2 · Woody2

-- Edited by Woody2 on Saturday 10th of September 2016 07:25:17 PM -- Edited by Woody2 on Saturday 10th of September 2016 07:28:08 PM

Magnarc · Magnarc

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad , what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it d...

Cadpete · Cadpete

'Do not touch.' Must be one of the scariest things to read in braille!

Yarra · Yarra

Two little old ladies, Connie and Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore.For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flo...

Moorey · Moorey

Moorey

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Born A Lutheran (Preview) Each Friday night after work, Heinrich would fire up his barbeque on the shore of Arthurs Lake and cook a venison steak.All of Heinrichs neighbours were Catholic ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on a Friday.The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks wafted o...	Yarra	0	795	06:59 PM Sep 15, 2016 by Yarra
	This is so wrong but it got a laugh out of me (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	954	06:22 PM Sep 15, 2016 by Weedpharma
	A Man's Age -- as Determined by a Trip to Bunnings (Preview) A Man's Age --as Determined by a Trip to Bunnings You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house --. Mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. ...	Hoodathunkit	0	2100	12:50 PM Sep 15, 2016 by Hoodathunkit
	Why you shouldn't use your phone on public transport (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	823	06:48 PM Sep 14, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	How to get a pay rise (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	731	06:45 PM Sep 14, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Help for us Aussie to understand our Kiwi friends (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1055	04:52 PM Sep 14, 2016 by Blues Man
	Going on a date back in the 50s darn I was only born in the 50s (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	919	06:49 PM Sep 13, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	The Ladies Restroom - Hilarious!! (Preview) The Ladies Restroom - Hilarious!! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupiedFinally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the...	Hoodathunkit	1	994	08:51 AM Sep 13, 2016 by hokianga
	When you're over 60 (Preview) When you're over sixty...Who cares?*****************************I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.?I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."Cost me a...	rgren2	0	1154	11:04 PM Sep 10, 2016 by rgren2
	Olympic Balls up (Preview) ----------------------------------------Subject: Olympic BallsHere are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during theOlympics that they would like to take back:1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw hersnatch this morning during her warm up...	Woody2	0	923	07:38 PM Sep 10, 2016 by Woody2
	This is alarming ! (Preview) This is alarming! Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Monash University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The th...	Woody2	0	848	07:35 PM Sep 10, 2016 by Woody2
	Wrong bed (Preview) As I was getting in bed, she said, "youre drunk"I said, "How do you know?" She said, "You live next door."	Woody2	0	904	07:33 PM Sep 10, 2016 by Woody2
	Nude runner (Preview) Nude RunnerA woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainyday she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard herhusband's car pull into the driveway.'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband'shome early!''I can't jump out...	Woody2	0	842	07:31 PM Sep 10, 2016 by Woody2
	Cool headed woman!!!! (Preview) This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator. Here is her story in her own words: "While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in Darwin, with my soon to be ex-husband discussing our property set...	Woody2	0	765	07:30 PM Sep 10, 2016 by Woody2
	The Spell Chequer (Preview) The Spell Checker. Eye halve a spelling chequer. It came withmy pea sea. It planely marques four my revue. Miss steaks eyekin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word. And weight fourit two say. Weather eye am wrong oar write. It shows me straita weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid. It nose bee fore twolo...	Woody n Sue	3	1063	07:24 PM Sep 10, 2016 by grahos
	Has R rated language (Preview) -- Edited by Woody2 on Saturday 10th of September 2016 07:25:17 PM -- Edited by Woody2 on Saturday 10th of September 2016 07:28:08 PM	Woody2	0	773	07:12 PM Sep 10, 2016 by Woody2
	Doctor doctor........... (Preview) An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad , what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it d...	Magnarc	0	889	08:43 AM Sep 10, 2016 by Magnarc
	Do NOT touch! (Preview) 'Do not touch.' Must be one of the scariest things to read in braille!	Cadpete	1	1054	12:28 PM Sep 9, 2016 by Hendo
	Two little old ladies (Preview) Two little old ladies, Connie and Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore.For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flo...	Yarra	0	927	08:29 AM Sep 9, 2016 by Yarra
	Why Hearing Clarity Is Important (Preview) Moorey	Moorey	2	1033	04:12 PM Sep 7, 2016 by Baggie
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