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Sorry ... I can hear the groans from here :)
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Gday... 1. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue 2. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks! 3. What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick 4. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nos...
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Taxi
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With the Xmas holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you all about drinking and driving after a "social event" with friends.This past Friday, I was out on a pre xmas evening with several friends. I had a few beers, followed by several glasses of wine. Despite my jol...
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"A bloody good idea !! yeah yeah "
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One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19....
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A tardy Santa??
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Gday... SEE ! ! ! ! ..... I put it in Just Joking  AND ...... let's just smile at it (coz I did) and move on ..... I did NOT put it up to start a "let's bash a JEEP" exchange so let's all keep our knickers un-twisted. ... and I hope Santa isn't really gonna be late - so Merry Christmas etc etc...
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rockylizard
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Tim Minchin - take my wife - WARNING - there's no swearing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFO6ZhUW38w I love this - it's pure genius - even though it flies in the face of most things I believe lol lol. My daughter was born with natural orange hair - her favourite Minchin song is - Prejudice. Words: Only a ginger can call another ginger.........ginger...
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positive attitude
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Late in the night, the man finally regained consciousness. He was in the hospital, in terrible pain. He found himself in the ICU with needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was in a life-threatening situ...
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Tim Minchin - anti child rape song for the Pope
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTIorwtJbhE
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Lesley F
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Reaching out!
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kiwijims
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God!
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God: done? Noah: yeah! G: whats this? Noah proudly: a swing set. G: you built a park. I asked for an ark. N: a what? G: a boat. N: say boat then. GOD: How many more animals left to make? - ANGEL: 2 - GOD: And how many more legs do we have? - ANGEL: 100 - CENTIPEDE: dibs! - SNAKE: ******* "drink m...
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Picking on the Irish again!!!
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Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen. Is it yours?" Mick replies "Don't know, give it here." He then tries it and says, "Yes it is" Paddy asks "How do you know?" Mick replies, "That's my handwriting."Aussie Paul.
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Does happen!!
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Playmor 5th wheeler scam
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Thank you for the interest showed in my caravan and sorry for my late reply but I had to move to the U.K. for my job, I was busy relocating on a short notice. You don't have to worry as the caravan is in storage with a shipping company back home in Australia. It was left to me in my father's will 2 months ago and...
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WHAT STARTS IN F AND ENDS IN C
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What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry, whats your problem? Harry answered, Im too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade...
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SLUG
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Old is Good???????
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I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I dont have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I dont have a curfew. I have a drivers license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store. The peo...
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Will You Live to see 85?
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Here's something to think about........I recently picked a new GP. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age (I've just reached 60).A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'He asked, 'Do you sm...
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I've known this for years
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There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the pe...
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Young Simmo
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What would I be if
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Woody n Sue
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What's for tea. "Salad" ?
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Woody n Sue
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Pearly Gates.......
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Saint Peter is seeing all the new arrivals trying to go through the Pearly Gates....... The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. 'I came home early and found my wife laying naked in bed. She claimed that she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and...
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June
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Bloody government, taking the easy way out..
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