|
The Most Awkward Gynecologist Visit Ever
(Preview)
One for the ladies.... I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctors office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:4...
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
1093
|
|
|
|
|
Noah
(Preview)
DID NOAH FISH?A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?""No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
|
rgren2
|
0
|
999
|
|
|
|
|
Clever cat !
(Preview)
|
bluemoon2
|
0
|
991
|
|
|
|
|
A different fruit...
(Preview)
Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Wednesday 21st of September 2016 08:52:36 PM
|
aussie_paul
|
1
|
1358
|
|
|
|
|
Growing Tomatoes
(Preview)
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen,"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The ge...
|
Yarra
|
1
|
1130
|
|
|
|
|
It's not really about politics
(Preview)
|
Woody n Sue
|
0
|
1051
|
|
|
|
|
Of mice and men
(Preview)
|
Woody n Sue
|
0
|
993
|
|
|
|
|
A new Bull
(Preview)
A farmer decied it was time to upgrade his herd of cows, so he went to the bank maanger and got approval to buy a new bull at the next bull sale - the following week. He bought the bull and took it home. A week or so later, the bank manager saw the farmer in the street. "How's the new bull going?" asked the bank ma...
|
erad
|
0
|
1129
|
|
|
|
|
Something men would appreciate Oh yes there has been times
(Preview)
|
Woody n Sue
|
1
|
1032
|
|
|
|
|
Cheap cow...
(Preview)
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily. It was absolutely wonderful. it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.They bought a bull to mate with the co...
|
Yarra
|
0
|
998
|
|
|
|
|
Stuck for 2 hours behind.
(Preview)
Shouldn't be riding 2 abreast. Damned if I could get passed. Wasn't safe. Was it? Doc asked I had palpitations. At 70 years all I was suffering was wishful thinking. -- Edited by oldphartz on Sunday 18th of September 2016 08:34:21 PM
|
oldphartz
|
2
|
1173
|
|
|
|
|
Not Johny, this time it was Sara
(Preview)
|
Woody n Sue
|
1
|
1134
|
|
|
|
|
Great way to advertise for plumbers. For the hell of it, I'd love to have this on the camper.
(Preview)
|
oldphartz
|
0
|
1042
|
|
|
|
|
Brotherly love
(Preview)
"Come-on Sis".............. Almost there !!! K.J.
|
kiwijims
|
4
|
1186
|
|
|
|
|
Oh no the toilet is clogged
(Preview)
|
Woody n Sue
|
0
|
960
|
|
|
|
|
FIRST DAY AT THE SENIOR COMPLEX
(Preview)
On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules: "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." She conti...
|
kiwijims
|
0
|
918
|
|
|
|
|
This tickled me.
(Preview)
|
oldphartz
|
0
|
886
|
|
|
|
|
Bad Case of the Stutters
(Preview)
A man had a bad case of stuttering. Over many years he went to many doctors, but none of them could help him.Finally one doctor said, "I believe I have found the reason for your stuttering". The man asked, "Wha.. wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem?" The doctor replied, "Your penis is very, very...
|
Yarra
|
0
|
913
|
|
|
|
|
I thought it was something in the water seems I were wrong
(Preview)
|
Woody n Sue
|
0
|
1058
|
|
|
|
|
Hmm if you can follow this your better than me
(Preview)
|
Woody n Sue
|
0
|
940
|
|
|
