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Obscene Phone Call
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The phone rings, a woman answers, "Hello".A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight butt with no hair!"The woman replies, "Yes I do, he's watching golf - who shall I say is calling?"
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92 yrs old
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An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each o...
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Forgive me ,father
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There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. ' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.' The prie...
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Irish no 2
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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an ani...
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Irish no1
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An Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with a woman. The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped. The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're no...
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A lesson for men
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.
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Yarra
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968
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Beryl's marriage problem
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Woody n Sue
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1088
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A woman spots an attractive man at a party
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A man was on a bus when this happened
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.....so go fly a kite she said....
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I was outside the RV trying to launch my kite.. I threw the kite up into the air, the wind would catch it for a second or two, then it would come crashing down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success... All the while I could "feel" my wife watching from the RV window, and then I heard her mutterin...
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goldfinger
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Factory accident
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A worker in a confectionery factory had a pallet of the product fall on him. He was stuck under it for nearly three hours before anyone realised that he needed help. Apparently, every time he called out The Milky Bars are on me they all cheered and clapped.
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rockylizard
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New Wine Seniors
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A GLASS OF WINE BEFORE TURNING IN A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors - I kid you not..... Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hyb...
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Moorey
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A couple want to have children but the wife can't get pregnant..
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..so they go to see a priest for advice. The priest tells them they came at the right time, since his superior just sent him to Rome for 10 years, and he's leaving tomorrow.'As soon as I'll get there, I'll light a candle for you,' he promises.Time passes and the priest returns to the little town after 10 ye...
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Yarra
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Sportsmanship
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old basket ball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'The little boy nodded in the affirmative. 'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'The little boy n...
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Yarra
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lol....
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aussie_paul
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The Oval Office
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LLD
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Have we all seen something like this ?
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-- Edited by Woody n Sue on Monday 15th of August 2016 07:56:11 AM
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The Start of Someting Big
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A man comes home after a terrible round of golf, his worst ever.He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."** *The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fet...
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Yarra
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Modern Love Story..
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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are...
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kiwijims
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Living with two sisters
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