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Ahh yes it's Johny again
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Woody n Sue
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0
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912
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Irish Sausage
(Preview)
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any mo...
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Yarra
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0
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903
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How will you celebrate your 90th
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Woody n Sue
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0
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915
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What car will you get
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Woody n Sue
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0
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793
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Texas Humor
(Preview)
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Moorey
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0
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1027
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Great come back line from a nun
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Woody n Sue
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0
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817
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Little Johnny
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Subject: Little JohnnyLittle Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon,and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking."Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell mewho said that quote, can have Monday off." sa...
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Moorey
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1
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899
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Born A Lutheran
(Preview)
Each Friday night after work, Heinrich would fire up his barbeque on the shore of Arthurs Lake and cook a venison steak.All of Heinrichs neighbours were Catholic ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on a Friday.The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks wafted o...
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Yarra
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0
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813
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This is so wrong but it got a laugh out of me
(Preview)
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Woody n Sue
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1
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972
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A Man's Age -- as Determined by a Trip to Bunnings
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A Man's Age --as Determined by a Trip to Bunnings You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house --. Mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. ...
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Hoodathunkit
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0
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2130
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Why you shouldn't use your phone on public transport
(Preview)
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Woody n Sue
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0
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843
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How to get a pay rise
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Woody n Sue
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0
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750
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Help for us Aussie to understand our Kiwi friends
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Woody n Sue
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1
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1075
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Going on a date back in the 50s darn I was only born in the 50s
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Woody n Sue
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0
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938
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The Ladies Restroom - Hilarious!!
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The Ladies Restroom - Hilarious!! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupiedFinally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the...
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Hoodathunkit
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1
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1030
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When you're over 60
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When you're over sixty...Who cares?*****************************I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.?I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."Cost me a...
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rgren2
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0
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1177
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Olympic Balls up
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----------------------------------------Subject: Olympic BallsHere are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during theOlympics that they would like to take back:1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw hersnatch this morning during her warm up...
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Woody2
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0
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943
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This is alarming !
(Preview)
This is alarming! Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Monash University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The th...
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Woody2
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0
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895
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Wrong bed
(Preview)
As I was getting in bed, she said, "youre drunk"I said, "How do you know?" She said, "You live next door."
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Woody2
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0
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932
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Nude runner
(Preview)
*Nude Runner*A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainyday she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard herhusband's car pull into the driveway.'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband'shome early!''I can't jump out...
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Woody2
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867
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