Just Joking

PeterD · PeterD

OK it did not wark -- Edited by PeterD on Sunday 23rd of October 2016 05:31:48 PM

Moorey · Moorey

*Pharmacist to customer:* *"Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription... Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough."* *A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life? Th...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

kiwijims · kiwijims

I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment". I was impressed...... On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water .......Under his...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yarra · Yarra

A 68 year old woman told her friend over a bingo game that she wanted to have a baby. Her friend, in reasonable disbelief, laughed at her.The 68 year old woman retorted, "Well, I have the apparatus to and with today's technology, I can have a baby."And she did just that. She got pregnant and had a baby boy....

Yarra · Yarra

While not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town of Miltown Malbay, in County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses.One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in...

Yarra · Yarra

A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out. The guy sitting next to him can't believe what he just saw. He's more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him. The ast...

Yarra · Yarra

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses 500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue play standing until Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, "Ok, me lads, s...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Have we changed much ?

rgren2 · rgren2

How To Shower Like a Woman1. Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according tolights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 3. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 4. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to d...

Yarra · Yarra

At dawn the telephone rings.Hello, Senor Lucky? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house.Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your parrot diedMy parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?Si, Senor, t...

Yarra · Yarra

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened."Well, it was like this," says the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, she sliced her ball into a cow pasture. We went to look for it, and while I was searching a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

https://www.youtube.com/embed/prfCkIOdeAc?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0 Aussie Paul.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Magnarc · Magnarc

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Bill said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Larry replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"

Magnarc · Magnarc

The graveside service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance... The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there."

Yarra · Yarra

An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" The boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says "Gonna catch...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

i should be there 100,000,000,000 times

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Cordless Drill (Preview) OK it did not wark -- Edited by PeterD on Sunday 23rd of October 2016 05:31:48 PM	PeterD	4	1188	08:17 AM Oct 24, 2016 by Aus-Kiwi
	A couple of funnies (Preview) **Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription... Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough."** *A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life? Th...	Moorey	0	1121	10:12 PM Oct 22, 2016 by Moorey
	Two wongs (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	989	07:27 PM Oct 19, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	EXPERT OCCUPATION !! (Preview) I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment". I was impressed...... On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water .......Under his...	kiwijims	2	1530	03:46 PM Oct 18, 2016 by Tony Bev
	Things aren't always what they seem " reader discretion required " (Preview)	Woody n Sue	3	1599	12:49 PM Oct 18, 2016 by Baggie
	Should have got an A+ (Preview)	Woody n Sue	11	1700	12:45 PM Oct 18, 2016 by Baggie
	Old and Pregnant? (Preview) A 68 year old woman told her friend over a bingo game that she wanted to have a baby. Her friend, in reasonable disbelief, laughed at her.The 68 year old woman retorted, "Well, I have the apparatus to and with today's technology, I can have a baby."And she did just that. She got pregnant and had a baby boy....	Yarra	0	1310	10:09 AM Oct 11, 2016 by Yarra
	An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, (Preview) While not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town of Miltown Malbay, in County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses.One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in...	Yarra	0	1161	10:05 AM Oct 11, 2016 by Yarra
	Gravity Defying Tequila (Preview) A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out. The guy sitting next to him can't believe what he just saw. He's more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him. The ast...	Yarra	0	1022	05:39 PM Oct 10, 2016 by Yarra
	Dead Irishman (Preview) Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses 500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue play standing until Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, "Ok, me lads, s...	Yarra	0	1101	05:37 PM Oct 10, 2016 by Yarra
	About right . Though some think they are perfect (Preview) Have we changed much ?	Aus-Kiwi	0	928	05:06 PM Oct 10, 2016 by Aus-Kiwi
	Showering (Preview) How To Shower Like a Woman1. Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according tolights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 3. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 4. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to d...	rgren2	1	1103	08:41 PM Oct 8, 2016 by iana
	A Telephone Call (Preview) At dawn the telephone rings.Hello, Senor Lucky? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house.Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your parrot diedMy parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?Si, Senor, t...	Yarra	0	1144	05:43 PM Oct 8, 2016 by Yarra
	Situation Joke (Preview) A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened."Well, it was like this," says the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, she sliced her ball into a cow pasture. We went to look for it, and while I was searching a...	Yarra	0	982	05:38 PM Oct 8, 2016 by Yarra
	Mem'ries.... (Where Did I Put My Keys): A Cartoon from ... (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/embed/prfCkIOdeAc?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0 Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	5	1380	05:35 PM Oct 8, 2016 by Felicia
	Wisdom with age (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	1182	01:16 PM Oct 4, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Unfortunate question (Preview) Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Bill said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Larry replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"	Magnarc	1	1307	08:13 PM Oct 3, 2016 by Blues Man
	This does not reflect the views of the poster. (Preview) The graveside service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance... The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there."	Magnarc	0	1025	02:53 PM Oct 3, 2016 by Magnarc
	Duck Tape (Preview) An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" The boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says "Gonna catch...	Yarra	3	1185	01:30 PM Oct 1, 2016 by Ron-D
	So it's true if it's on Internet (Preview) i should be there 100,000,000,000 times	Aus-Kiwi	0	1036	12:32 PM Oct 1, 2016 by Aus-Kiwi
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