Just Joking

Yarra · Yarra

Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good.Then God saw there was another need. In His Wisdom He made seniors l...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

can a man living in NSW be buried in Victoria ?

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister ? woody

LLD · LLD

Every cubicle is occupied.. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by som...

kiwijims · kiwijims

Celibacy can be a choice in life, Or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.." He then addressed the men,'Can you name an...

Possum3 · Possum3

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck na...

the rocket · the rocket

-- Edited by the rocket on Sunday 7th of August 2016 07:11:01 PM

Woody2 · Woody2

SCHOOL - 1950s v 2016 Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 2016 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them with assault. Both expelled even though Johnny started...

June · June

Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him 'Do you want the winner of the next race?' Paddy replies 'No tanks, oi've only got a small yard'. Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick 'What if one explodes before we get there?' Paddy: 'We'll lie and s...

kiwijims · kiwijims

Catholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying. A perfect example of this teaching is Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs: An attractive young woman on a flight from I...

sarg · sarg

A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk? Farmer: Some things you just cant explain. Man: So what happened thats so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by...

goldfinger · goldfinger

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom standing before him... It was their time to now stand up and talk...or forever hold their peace.. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child....and s...

goldfinger · goldfinger

An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel 'Special' about a West African Bushveldt Tribe whose men all invariably had penises 24 " long...it explained that when the black male reaches a certain age, a strong string is tied around his penis...and on the other end is a weight........ After a...

Woody2 · Woody2

goldfinger · goldfinger

.P.S. The views expressed in the 2nd one are not necessarily those of this Station!..lol.....Hoo Roo

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody2 · Woody2

Woody2 · Woody2

When is @#$% Acceptable? There are only ten times in history where the"F"word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 10. "What the @#$% do you mean, We are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 9. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945 8. "Where d...

Woody2 · Woody2

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .' Muj...

Joker · Joker

A blonde guy was going bear hunting. On his way to the cabin he saw a sign that said, "Bear left." So he went back home.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	God's Aging Plan (Preview) Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good.Then God saw there was another need. In His Wisdom He made seniors l...	Yarra	0	849	03:40 PM Aug 11, 2016 by Yarra
	Another (Preview) can a man living in NSW be buried in Victoria ?	Woody n Sue	2	969	09:36 AM Aug 10, 2016 by Bill B
	Legal question (Preview) is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister ? woody	Woody n Sue	8	1301	07:58 PM Aug 9, 2016 by grahos
	The Ladies Toilet (Preview) Every cubicle is occupied.. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by som...	LLD	3	1075	07:51 PM Aug 8, 2016 by jade46
	What is Celibacy? (Preview) *Celibacy can be a choice in life, Or a condition imposed by circumstances.* *While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives* *know the* *things that are important to each other.."* *He then addressed the men,'Can you name an...***	kiwijims	0	976	07:24 PM Aug 8, 2016 by kiwijims
	Biker and the Drunk (Preview) A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck na...	Possum3	0	844	05:24 PM Aug 8, 2016 by Possum3
	I'm just as suprised as you are..... (Preview) -- Edited by the rocket on Sunday 7th of August 2016 07:11:01 PM	the rocket	1	1028	10:56 PM Aug 7, 2016 by Cadpete
	School. 1950 v2016 (Preview) *SCHOOL* - *1950s v 2016* Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 2016 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them with assault. Both expelled even though Johnny started...	Woody2	2	1188	07:13 PM Aug 7, 2016 by the rocket
	More Irish Jokes (Preview) Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him 'Do you want the winner of the next race?' Paddy replies 'No tanks, oi've only got a small yard'. Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick 'What if one explodes before we get there?' Paddy: 'We'll lie and s...	June	0	908	02:16 PM Aug 7, 2016 by June
	The Catholic Hairdryer (Preview) Catholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying. A perfect example of this teaching is Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs: An attractive young woman on a flight from I...	kiwijims	1	1074	07:24 PM Aug 6, 2016 by hokianga
	Somethings you can't explain. (Preview) A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk? Farmer: Some things you just cant explain. Man: So what happened thats so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by...	sarg	0	867	09:36 AM Aug 5, 2016 by sarg
	Phew!!!!!!!...that was close. (Preview) At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom standing before him... It was their time to now stand up and talk...or forever hold their peace.. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child....and s...	goldfinger	0	969	12:34 AM Aug 5, 2016 by goldfinger
	24 inches... (Preview) An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel 'Special' about a West African Bushveldt Tribe whose men all invariably had penises 24 " long...it explained that when the black male reaches a certain age, a strong string is tied around his penis...and on the other end is a weight........ After a...	goldfinger	0	868	12:25 AM Aug 5, 2016 by goldfinger
	Getting no2 (Preview)	Woody2	1	1036	12:09 AM Aug 5, 2016 by goldfinger
	Some simple thoughts.. (Preview) .P.S. The views expressed in the 2nd one are not necessarily those of this Station!..lol.....Hoo Roo	goldfinger	0	777	12:03 AM Aug 5, 2016 by goldfinger
	Ya can't out smart an old farmer (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	869	09:12 PM Aug 4, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Getting old (Preview)	Woody2	0	717	07:34 PM Aug 4, 2016 by Woody2
	@#$% acceptable (Preview) When is @#$% Acceptable? There are only ten times in history where the"F"word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 10. "What the @#$% do you mean, We are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 9. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945 8. "Where d...	Woody2	0	835	07:19 PM Aug 4, 2016 by Woody2
	Mujibar gets a new job (Preview) Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .' Muj...	Woody2	0	881	07:17 PM Aug 4, 2016 by Woody2
	AND Blonde Male Joke Number 10 ...Haven't you had enough yet!!! (Preview) A blonde guy was going bear hunting. On his way to the cabin he saw a sign that said, "Bear left." So he went back home.	Joker	1	984	07:06 PM Aug 4, 2016 by Woody2
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