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Woody2 · Woody2

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 46 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-SIX YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP HOUSE, A JUNK CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 23-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $35,000.00...

Woody2 · Woody2

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marria...

kiwijims · kiwijims

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: "Up until last week, I had it all!! A cook, clean and pressed clothes, TV, internet. I went to the gym, the library, and the pool. I took college courses for free, and never worked a day". I aske...

Woody2 · Woody2

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Woody2 · Woody2

-- Edited by Woody2 on Sunday 17th of July 2016 10:50:03 AM

Joker · Joker

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you findthe shampoo?He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair,and I've just wet mine."

goldfinger · goldfinger

From my weird Yankeeee mate...... Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question, it is, as it reads. No one I know has got it right...few people do. A woman while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy who she did not know. She t...

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goldfinger · goldfinger

rgren2 · rgren2

WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS I was visiting my daughter last night whenI asked if I could borrow a newspaper."This is the 21st century" she said. "We don't waste money onNewspapers. Here use my iPad."I can tell you this.. That friggin fly never knew what hit him.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Woody2 · Woody2

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

I sold a lawn mower on gumtree today now I don't have to worry about that pesky neighbour mowing his lawn at 6am on a Sunday morning

rgren2 · rgren2

A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch...

goldfinger · goldfinger

Is this what all of us 70+, and yet to be, kids have to look forward to!... This is something that happened at an assisted living centre.....as it was related to me... The people who live there have small apartments, however they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't sh...

goldfinger · goldfinger

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th Grade students.. "Human Beings are the only animals on Earth that stutter," she says.. A little girl raises her hand.."I had a Kitty-Cat who stuttered." The teacher knowing how 'precious' some of these stories could become, asked the girl to explain the in...

goldfinger · goldfinger

Was paying visit to my Chinese Doctor today.....they advertise everything in their waiting rooms now..... I asked him about this light switch promotion in his waiting room..... He say "If light stay on more than 4 hour, I should call Erectrician.........! This of course make me raugh out roud......

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	How to solve an old mans problem (Preview) AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 46 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-SIX YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP HOUSE, A JUNK CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 23-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $35,000.00...	Woody2	0	804	12:45 PM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	Little Bruce andJenny (Preview) Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marria...	Woody2	0	814	12:42 PM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	The Homeless Man (Preview) This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: "Up until last week, I had it all!! A cook, clean and pressed clothes, TV, internet. I went to the gym, the library, and the pool. I took college courses for free, and never worked a day". I aske...	kiwijims	1	909	11:44 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Marriage (Preview)	Woody2	0	732	11:07 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	Oh. lord (Preview)	Woody2	0	715	10:58 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	A very long time ago (Preview) -- Edited by Woody2 on Sunday 17th of July 2016 10:50:03 AM	Woody2	0	738	10:43 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	1st Blond Male Joke (More to come... just ask.. Lol) (Preview) A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you findthe shampoo?He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair,and I've just wet mine."	Joker	1	759	10:38 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	A serious, bit weird one?..... (Preview) From my weird Yankeeee mate...... Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question, it is, as it reads. No one I know has got it right...few people do. A woman while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy who she did not know. She t...	goldfinger	2	871	12:17 AM Jul 17, 2016 by dorian
	Ahhhhhh Soooooo!... Japaneeee Funny Business..... (Preview)	goldfinger	2	819	11:42 PM Jul 16, 2016 by goldfinger
	Mmmmmmmmmm! (Preview)	goldfinger	0	817	06:35 PM Jul 16, 2016 by goldfinger
	Newspapers (Preview) WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS I was visiting my daughter last night whenI asked if I could borrow a newspaper."This is the 21st century" she said. "We don't waste money onNewspapers. Here use my iPad."I can tell you this.. That friggin fly never knew what hit him.	rgren2	0	790	02:26 PM Jul 16, 2016 by rgren2
	MURPHY'S LAW (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	3	1023	10:40 PM Jul 15, 2016 by Cadpete
	How to predict a patdown (Preview)	Woody2	5	1201	04:21 PM Jul 15, 2016 by Woody2
	Sold a lawn mower on gumtree today (Preview) I sold a lawn mower on gumtree today now I don't have to worry about that pesky neighbour mowing his lawn at 6am on a Sunday morning	Woody n Sue	0	847	07:41 PM Jul 14, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Only the lonely (Preview) A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch...	rgren2	3	923	07:35 PM Jul 14, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Is this what we have to look forward to...... (Preview) Is this what all of us 70+, and yet to be, kids have to look forward to!... This is something that happened at an assisted living centre.....as it was related to me... The people who live there have small apartments, however they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't sh...	goldfinger	0	806	12:56 AM Jul 14, 2016 by goldfinger
	Kitty-cats can indeed stutter..... (Preview) A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th Grade students.. "Human Beings are the only animals on Earth that stutter," she says.. A little girl raises her hand.."I had a Kitty-Cat who stuttered." The teacher knowing how 'precious' some of these stories could become, asked the girl to explain the in...	goldfinger	0	761	12:41 AM Jul 14, 2016 by goldfinger
	This make me raugh out roud.... (Preview) Was paying visit to my Chinese Doctor today.....they advertise everything in their waiting rooms now..... I asked him about this light switch promotion in his waiting room..... He say "If light stay on more than 4 hour, I should call Erectrician.........! This of course make me raugh out roud......	goldfinger	0	1186	12:19 AM Jul 14, 2016 by goldfinger
	How to dress a chicken (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	846	12:11 AM Jul 14, 2016 by goldfinger
	Chinese proverb (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	828	10:29 PM Jul 13, 2016 by Woody n Sue
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