Just Joking

Magnarc · Magnarc

Only in America!!!Subject: BRITISH ENGINEERING FROM ROLLS-ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story).. Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximu...

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

Subject: Fw: : The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. ( not me I taught the bigger kids, that knew everything ) ...

Cruising Cruze · Cruising Cruze

Football & the Blond Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best -- because it makes football make sense! A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really l...

erad · erad

I just bought a new GPS and was using it on the first day. I followed its directions and at one point the magic voice said "Bear Left". Sure enough, on my left was the Zoo. Wonderful things these GPS's.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Pommy bloke fronts up to Australia House in London, to get a visa to visit his family over here in Australia. Bloke behind the counter asks "Do you have a criminal record?" Pommy bloke sighs and replies "Is that STILL a requirement...... ".................................

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

Pommy bloke fronts up to Australia House in London, to get a visa to visit his family over here in Australia. Bloke behind the counter asks "Do you have a criminal record?" Pommy bloke sighs and replies " is that STILL a requirement......

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.It's a ****zu.

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store. The...

kiwijims · kiwijims

Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb fel...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his un-holstered pistol and yelled, "I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down. A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough...

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

"That you Bubba?" Ummmm.... This one a bit sus.... Have a smile..... Bubba The football coach noticed that Bubba, his star player, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your...

kit33r · kit33r

This is an original. Driving into town the other night I pulled up at the lights and right beside us was a mirror shop. I turned and said to my wife. "I think I could see myself working there."

kiwijims · kiwijims

These rules were sent to me by a Member, a Person most of us know but, He shall remain anonymous, just in case he breaks them, then he can't blame me for his bad luck. O.K. Bloke !! You can put your hand up, if you're game. K.J.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

ok I'm too lazy to re type this one tonight -- Edited by Woody n Sue on Monday 18th of January 2016 10:50:30 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. ...Paddy guessed 8, an...

erad · erad

The definition of a true gentleman - one who can play the bagpipes, but elects not to.

erad · erad

A small country church in Northern England. A well-to-do locality. After the sermon, the plate was passed around. When the plate was returned to the vicar, he looked and there were 5 and 10 pound notes these, even a couple of 20 pound notes - and three pennies. The Vicar couldn't contain himself. &quo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	British Engineering (Preview) Only in America!!!Subject: BRITISH ENGINEERING FROM ROLLS-ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story).. Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximu...	Magnarc	7	1710	03:33 AM Jan 24, 2016 by bobsa
	THE MIDDLE WIFE (Preview) Subject: Fw: : The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. ( not me I taught the bigger kids, that knew everything ) ...	Douglas Leigh	1	916	06:45 PM Jan 23, 2016 by Felicia
	Football & the Blond (Preview) Football & the Blond Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best -- because it makes football make sense! A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really l...	Cruising Cruze	0	845	09:40 PM Jan 22, 2016 by Cruising Cruze
	GPS (Preview) I just bought a new GPS and was using it on the first day. I followed its directions and at one point the magic voice said "Bear Left". Sure enough, on my left was the Zoo. Wonderful things these GPS's.	erad	4	1010	02:20 PM Jan 22, 2016 by brickies
	lol... (Preview) Pommy bloke fronts up to Australia House in London, to get a visa to visit his family over here in Australia. Bloke behind the counter asks "Do you have a criminal record?" Pommy bloke sighs and replies "Is that STILL a requirement...... ".................................	aussie_paul	1	1171	03:33 PM Jan 21, 2016 by Douglas Leigh
	VISA TO AUSTRALIA (Preview) Pommy bloke fronts up to Australia House in London, to get a visa to visit his family over here in Australia. Bloke behind the counter asks "Do you have a criminal record?" Pommy bloke sighs and replies " is that STILL a requirement......	Douglas Leigh	1	1004	06:13 AM Jan 21, 2016 by 03_Troopy
	Zoo (Preview) Man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.It's a ****zu.	Gunsondeck	1	901	06:08 AM Jan 21, 2016 by 03_Troopy
	??? (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	959	12:50 AM Jan 21, 2016 by Gunsondeck
	Describes Me...................?? (Preview) I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store. The...	Gunsondeck	0	712	10:59 PM Jan 20, 2016 by Gunsondeck
	Herb's little problem........ (Preview) Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb fel...	kiwijims	2	801	10:54 PM Jan 20, 2016 by D and D
	Morticians discovery... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	796	08:09 PM Jan 20, 2016 by aussie_paul
	Finally, a good gun story.. :) (Preview) A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his un-holstered pistol and yelled, "I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down. A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough...	aussie_paul	0	918	06:51 PM Jan 20, 2016 by aussie_paul
	Ummmm.... This one a bit sus.... Have a smile..... (Preview) "That you Bubba?" Ummmm.... This one a bit sus.... Have a smile..... Bubba The football coach noticed that Bubba, his star player, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your...	Douglas Leigh	0	751	02:02 PM Jan 20, 2016 by Douglas Leigh
	Mirror Shop (Preview) This is an original. Driving into town the other night I pulled up at the lights and right beside us was a mirror shop. I turned and said to my wife. "I think I could see myself working there."	kit33r	4	856	07:25 AM Jan 20, 2016 by 03_Troopy
	Live by these Rules........ (Preview) These rules were sent to me by a Member, a Person most of us know but, He shall remain anonymous, just in case he breaks them, then he can't blame me for his bad luck. O.K. Bloke !! You can put your hand up, if you're game. K.J.	kiwijims	0	790	05:09 AM Jan 20, 2016 by kiwijims
	Another Blonde joke (Preview) ok I'm too lazy to re type this one tonight -- Edited by Woody n Sue on Monday 18th of January 2016 10:50:30 PM	Woody n Sue	3	867	06:43 PM Jan 19, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	A petrol station owner in Ireland.. (Preview) A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. ...Paddy guessed 8, an...	aussie_paul	1	843	06:39 PM Jan 19, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Yet another Scottich joke... (Preview) The definition of a true gentleman - one who can play the bagpipes, but elects not to.	erad	0	795	07:59 PM Jan 18, 2016 by erad
	Another Scottish Joke (Preview) A small country church in Northern England. A well-to-do locality. After the sermon, the plate was passed around. When the plate was returned to the vicar, he looked and there were 5 and 10 pound notes these, even a couple of 20 pound notes - and three pennies. The Vicar couldn't contain himself. &quo...	erad	0	900	07:57 PM Jan 18, 2016 by erad
	How to avoid a fine.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	729	06:51 PM Jan 18, 2016 by aussie_paul
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