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Don't ya just hate it when you forget your lipstick??.......
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DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT? YOU GET ALL DRESSED UP;.....YOU'RE LOOKIN' HOTTT....SMOKIN' HOTTTT! AS YOU STRUT YOUR STUFF DOWN THE STREET OFF TO A GOOD NIGHT OUT....... ......YOU CAN ALMOST FEEL THE EYES UPON YOU..... THEN, YOU HAPPEN TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF YOURSELF IN A SHOP WINDOW.....
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goldfinger
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Blonde Male Joke Number 9 !!!!
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A dumb blonde guy was walking through the airport and saw a sign that said, "WET FLOOR". ...So he did!
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Joker
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Ok.. Ok.. You want some more Blonde Male Jokes!!!! Here is another one!
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Father: I thought I asked you to go out and shovel the snow off the driveway. Blonde Son: You did, I'm on my way. Father: But you only have one boot on. Blonde Son: Well, there's only one foot of snow. -- Edited by Joker on Wednesday 3rd of August 2016 05:36:27 PM
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Joker
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775
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Woman golfers
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning...The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a pair of men playing the next hole.Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the gro...
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Yarra
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920
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Words for the Wise
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1 . Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. 4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fa...
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Yarra
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766
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LOVE STORY...
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An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering agonies on his way to his final moment, he suddenly smells the aroma of his favouritescones wafting up the stairs.He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himselffrom the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his wayout of the bedroom, gri...
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aussie_paul
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920
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Laid
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lol Aussie Paul. Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 2nd of August 2016 07:37:16 PM
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aussie_paul
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inventer of Harley dies ..
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.' A...
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Aus-Kiwi
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887
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The mushrooms;
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THE MUSHROOMS The Wife wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, But she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. I suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream?"No, She said, some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels e...
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kiwijims
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Last Blond Male Joke (I know, I know very VERY SAD... So which one was the best!!!!)
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A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnantand her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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Joker
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Divorce Proceedings
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?""About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?""It is made of concrete, bric...
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Yarra
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'The Gay Cowboy'...in my day it was always Jeeves the Butler!
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was an extremely good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, however knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an advert in the newspaper for a ranch hand..... Two cowboys applied for the job.......one wa...
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goldfinger
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Lexus Mechanic and the Cardiologist
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A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this? T...
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Yarra
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Remember this is a joke some may prim people not like it
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Woody n Sue
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1065
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Headaches
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The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the test...
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Woody2
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Can this really happen ?
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First time in history > If Hilary Clinton wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the > first time in history that two U.S. presidents have slept with each other. > > If Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the > first time in history that a billionaire w...
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kiwijims
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1035
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Stay Fit
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Yarra
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1075
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A redneck love poem
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Susie lee done fell in love,she planned to marry joe.She was so happy 'bout it all,she told her pappy so. Pappy told her, susie gal,you'll have to find another.I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,but joe is yo' half brother. So susie put aside her joeand planned to marry will.But after telling pappy th...
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Yarra
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Why did you have to die?
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man...
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Yarra
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969
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6th Plont Male Joke (I am bored so I hit you with another one!)
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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close yourcurtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole streetwas watching and laughing at you yesterday."To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of youbecause I wasn't even at home yesterday!
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Joker
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