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Flu season
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FLU SEASON Its brilliant To avoid it... Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the s...
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Boobs and why kangaroos don't have them
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Oops
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Risky Undertaking
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Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100. The Americ...
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A Scotsman
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A Scotsman moves to the United States and attends his first baseball game.The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double.Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"The next batter hits a single.The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!"....
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More Blonde Jokes
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voi...
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scan
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Have you had your scan today Senior Citizen Afternoon Nap
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5th Blonde Male Joke (You want more!!!... Nnaaaaa. REALLY)
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Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them toa police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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Knickers
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Presidential Interns...
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Seperate Holidays
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How True
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Alright!....Off with my Head!...has 'F' word..
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Possibly the High Jump?.....Hoo Roo
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Get a little dog, they said...
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Historical Fact...
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I think Trump may be more pragmatic than given credit for.... Historical Fact: Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2000 years ago .....and they still don't have any Mexicans...... Hoo Roo
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God's plan for aging
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God's plan for aging Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His...
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The Old Ladies Song
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http://www.metaspoon.com/older-ladies-donnalou/?fb=p1a6
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4th Blond Male Joke (Ok.. Ok.. I get it, you want some more... here is the next one!)
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A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year. The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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3rd Blond Male Joke ( you sure you want some more... of course you do!!!)
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An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers alwaysfall backwards off their boats?"To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd stillbe in the boat."
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Getting it stiff
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To make it Stand, You Wet it ! To make it Wet, You Suck it ! To make it Stiff, You Lick it ! To Get It In, You Push it! Damn...... Threading a Needle when you're AN OLD FART is a Bitch !!
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